Best mother ever?

Ciaran500

After spending the day locked in my room on my own studying my mother appeared up with this, I assume to calm my nerves and try to relieve the stress of the impending exams. I hereby nominate her as the best mother EVAR!


Little does she know I'm feeling fine about the exams

DublinWriter

Uhhh....looks like yer doin' Calculus.

Nice of her to bring you up a calculator.

crosstownk

DublinWriter wrote:

Nice of her to bring you up a calculator.

And a nice calculator it is too

What did she say when she seen that you were actually having a session instead of studying?

Seriously, fair play to her though.

January

I used to have the exact same calculator... with doodles and all! Nice mammy you have there, which did she bring, the beer or the calculator?

Jimoslimos

What?! She finished your maths homework/assignment?

Cool mammy but tbh you'll never learn until you do it yerself;)

Ciaran500

Is everyone being sarcastic or are you just missing the can of Strongbow?

jester77

Ciaran500 wrote:

Is everyone being sarcastic or are you just missing the can of Strongbow?

lol :rolleyes:

Vegeta

Sorry but my mother is best mother ever....end of arguement

She used to manage a little cleaning crew for a company. Once a copy of the 30th anniversary of penthouse was left behind by a customer and my mother gave it me. Best......present.......EVER

cance

Vegeta wrote:

Sorry but my mother is best mother ever....end of arguement

She used to manage a little cleaning crew for a company. Once a copy of the 30th anniversary of penthouse was left behind by a customer and my mother gave it me. Best......present.......EVER

she prolly figured it was the best gift for a sexually depraved forum go'er

(complete joke ofc as i know nothing about you :P)

Moi ma! got me into the turks head for a 21'st at 15.

OP i would also be very concerned that my ma only got me one can of strongbow... seems she thinks you are a softy... one can of cider? /snigger.

Jimoslimos

Ciaran500 wrote:

Is everyone being sarcastic or are you just missing the can of Strongbow?

Ah now I take back what I said about your mammy being cool. A single can (probably warm) of the insipid muck that is Strongbow. I'm thinking that the big orange label is concealing some sort of hazard warning: "Not safe for human consumption" maybe. Is she trying to poison ye or what?;)

Ciaran500

Jimoslimos wrote:

Ah now I take back what I said about your mammy being cool. A single can (probably warm) of the insipid muck that is Strongbow. I'm thinking that the big orange label is concealing some sort of hazard warning: "Not safe for human consumption" maybe. Is she trying to poison ye or what?;)

It was cold, she's not that evil.


Doesn't matter how bad it tastes, its 6%. A students best friend

The Bollox

pfft! Samsons > Strongbow any day of the week(end). and IF you can afford it Bulmers > Samsons, Bulmers is very dear tho

Irish Wolf

The Bollox wrote:

pfft! Samsons > Strongbow any day of the week(end). and IF you can afford it Bulmers > Samsons, Bulmers is very dear tho

Bulmers <= Piss!

Special Vat ftw! :cool:

OP - You'll have a very difficult time to find a woman as good as your lovely Mammy...

Pherekydes

My mammy is the best ever!

She gave me a pull on her ciggie when I was 4. That was the last time I smoked!

Robbo

The Bollox wrote:

pfft! Samsons > Strongbow any day of the week(end). and IF you can afford it Bulmers > Samsons, Bulmers is very dear tho

Bulmer's = Heavily Marketed cooking cider.

cornbb

Cider = shíte. Drink beer, ffs!

Anyway, yeah, your mammy is cool.

tricky D

She should have brought you a grey calculator. Better for pencilled cog notes.

Maccattack

My mates mum used to wake up when we cam home from the pub. Didnt matter te time.

2 am, 3 am. Didn't matter.


So??? I hear you chorus.



So!? SHE COOKED US ALL A FRY!!


Not just every now and then either. It was like, ALL THE TIME.