Best footy chant of the season...

Sizzler

Call me bias but I'll go for..

"He plays on the left...he plays on the right....only one Ronaldo, makes England look shíte"

Being sung by English fans, oh the irony

KdjaCL

Still early but my fav so far:

"we`re from Dublin and We`re better than you" Can also be changed to Richer.


kdjac

Eirebear

"Sebos on, We're taking the P**s!" from the last old firm game

Mitch Connor

Sizzler wrote:

Call me bias but I'll go for..

"He plays on the left...he plays on the right....only one Ronaldo, makes England look shíte"

Being sung by English fans, oh the irony

meh, a lot of manc don't seem to care all that much about the english team, due to the crap the players get/got on international duty. The united players have sang it on occasion too!

best chant is the 'mourino are you listening? You better keep, the trophy glistening, cause we'll be back in may; to take it away! WALKING IN A FERGIE WONDERLAND!'

justfortherecor

Justice for the 96
Justice for the 96
Justice for the 96
Justice for the 96

x6mins

Big Ears

I didn't hear this myself but was told it by friends .

When Aston Villa scored against West Ham they started chants of 'going down , going down , going down' .

West Ham fans responded: 'So are we , so are we , so are we' .

leninbenjamin

Big Ears wrote:

I didn't hear this myself but was told it by friends .

When Aston Villa scored against West Ham they started chants of 'going down , going down , going down' .

West Ham fans responded: 'So are we , so are we , so are we' .

i remember hearing that, it was feckin' hilarious!

PHB

Maybe not a chant per se, but I really really enjoyed the United fans imitating the chin up thing to Mourinho when he thought he was sent from the touchlines.

redzerdrog

after drogs equallised against linfield the fans were singing "that why were champions, thats why were champions"

theres only 1 gavin whealan, theres only one gavin whealan, he used to be ****e but now hes alright, walking in a whealan wonderland:D

Jammer

I was at the Chelsea v Villa game when the new owner paid for the coach/tickets for the away villa fans.

At one stage chelsea fans were singing "You're only here for the freebie, only here for freeeeeeebie, you're only here for the freebie!"

At Charlton v Bolton aswel earlier in the season. The bolton (away) fans started to mock the 'Souf eest landon' lot by singer "you're sister is your mother, you're father is your brother, you all fcuk each other, the pikey family" - to the tune of The Adams Family.

~Rebel~

I like the Heerenveen one for Alfonso Alves

"You are my Alves, my only Alves, you make me happy, when sky's are gray,
When things are boring, you just keep scoring, oh please don't take my Alfonso away"

And as well, "Ra Ra Ra Rafa Benitez, Ra Ra Ra Rafa Benitez, Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Reina" to the tune of La Bamba.

redzerdrog

another good one think it was bolton fans singing to everton/liverpool "you'll never own your home, you'll never own your home, your home"

GuanYin

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,
They go up from his arse to his chest,
They're better than Adam and the Ants,
Niall Quinn's disco pants!

Mitch Connor

~Rebel~ wrote:

I like the Heerenveen one for Alfonso Alves

"You are my Alves, my only Alves, you make me happy, when sky's are gray,
When things are boring, you just keep scoring, oh please don't take my Alfonso away"

The United one for Ole is better, cause Alan Shearer WAS dearer!:D

therecklessone

Spurs fans to Blackburn fans last Thursday night:

"What time's your minibus, what time's your minibus"

Blackburn fans to Spurs fans:

"Came in a taxi, we only came in a taxi"

homerjay2005

the best chant of all time has to be from the motherwell fans to andy goram when he was diagnosed with schizophrenia - "2 andy gorams, theres only 2 andy gorams".

for united, the song " chin up maureen-o, chin up maureen-o" as sung in old trafford on sunday, is going to catch on, replacing "f**k off maureen-0, f**k off maureen-o". the ronaldo song is my favourite at the moment.

event

'If you made a lot of money selling biscuits, buy our club'

jesus_thats_gre

The one about Van Persie to that Craig David song..

"Van Persie, when the girl says no, molest her"

johnor

"Theres only one Nakamura, he eats chow mein, he votes sinn fein, walking in a naka wonderland"

Fratton Fred

I like the "Park-Sun whoever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country, but it could be worse, you could be a Scouse, eating rats in your council house".

Fratton Fred

Here's a few from the BBC website...

Taxi for Roeder!"
Newcastle fans to Glenn Roeder after they lost 2-0 at home to Blackburn. Roeder's taxi out of Toon duly arrived the following day. (Davy, Newcastle).

"You're supposed to be at home!"
Warrington Wolves fans to Salford at the Reds' 'home' fixture at the Millennium Stadium as part of 'Millennium Magic'. (Claire H, England).

"Stick the rugby, stick the rugby, stick the rugby up your a***."
West Ham fans at Wigan v West Ham. When the same chant was continued by the home fans, the Hammers seemed bemused! (Robert, Wigan).

"Who's the midget in the suit?"
West Ham fans to Sammy Lee during the 3-1 defeat of Bolton at Upton Park. (WHUFC 4 LIFE, London).

''Scunthorpe, Scunthorpe here we come!''
Spirited Charlton fans after going 4-1 down at Blackburn. (Henry Baker, London).


"Steve Dobbie, Dobbie, we don't care if your overweight, your finishing's ****ing great, Steve Dobbie, Dobbie."
Queen of the South fans to fans' favourite Stephen Dobbie. (Luke Leslie, Scotland).

"We survived an Earthquake!"
Folkestone Invicta fans To the tune of "I Predict A Riot" by the Kaiser Chiefs following the recent earthquake in Folkestone. (Folkestone Invicta fan, UK).

Leyton Orient v Forest:
Leyton fans: "You're not famous anymore!"
Forest comeback: "You're not famous anyway!"
(Chris Frost, UK).

loyatemu

when Man Citeh were about to be relegated to the 3rd division they were singing "are you watching, are you watching, are you watching Macclesfield!"

Leeds fans in the same situation this season? Invaded the pitch.

BaZmO*

It wasn't the most clever of chants I've ever heard but the Portsmouth and Arsenal fans made me laugh the other day with their "Graham Poll is an Ásshole" chants.

One of my all time favorites is the Emanuelle Petit chant at Arsenal, "He's blond, he's quick, his names a porno flick, Emmanuel"

Although the Andy Goram and Van Persie one's are genius.

gustavo

"Dundalk , we should be playing Dundalk"

RedorDead

Two Utd ones:

(To viera song)
Nemanja - woooahh ooooh, nemanja wooooahhh ooooh, he comes from serbia, he'll f*cking murder ya!

I saw my mate the other day,
He said that he'd seen the white pele,
So I asked, "Who is he?"
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.


And an old classic about Kanu

Hes big, hes black, hes had a heart attack.... KANU!!! KANU!!!

event

the best i ever heard was man city fans

'sven should pick darius, sven should pick darius'

to the tune of i predict a riot by the kaiser chiefs

Dave!

"Park, Park, wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country! It could be worse, you could be Scouse, Eating rats in your council house!"

lol Slightly racist but still quality

therecklessone

DaveMcG wrote:

lol Slightly racist but still quality

Slightly first page of the thread as well...;)

Dave!

therecklessone wrote:

Slightly first page of the thread as well...;)

Slightly shut up!

Pighead

To be sung by Dundalk fans no matter what the opposition. As everybody knows every team is inferior to the Mighty Dundalk.

Get into them , They're easy
Get into them , They're easy
Get into them , They're easy
Get the fcuk into them YAYYYY.

Simple but effective!

GuanYin

I also like the one sung at Norwich games

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f*ck one another
The Norwich Family

county

psi wrote:

I also like the one sung at Norwich games

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f*ck one another
The Norwich Family

best one so far:)

Bateman

psi wrote:

I also like the one sung at Norwich games

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f*ck one another
The Norwich Family

Sung by Bohs fans to any team from outside Dublin "the culchie family" - second last line altered slightly "you're shagging one another".

Bohs fans also made up the "we're from Dublin and we're better than you" one.

Isn't the second last line of the Ronaldo one "that boy Ronaldo"?

Best of the season though, either of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05fno4frbF8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxgpKfUXsg&mode=related&search=

Jonny Arson

''What's that coming over the hill, it's Michael Chopra, Michael Chopra!!!''

el rabitos

weird. i havent heard that "champions league, your having a laugh" chant this season.

BaZmO*

Saturday should be fun with Mourinho and the Utd. fans......

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!!!"

gustavo

Seanie Connor's gonna win **** all ,
Seanie Connor's gonna win **** all ,
Seanie Connor's gonna win **** all ,
Repeat till bored , if possible

To the "Ring of Fire" tune

kensutz

psi wrote:

I also like the one sung at Norwich games

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f*ck one another
The Norwich Family

Actually it's wrong. Us Norwich fans sing it at the scum.


Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f*ck one another
The Ipswich Family

kensutz

Us to Chelsea:

You've got a Russian crook,
We got a super cook.

Chelsea back to us:

We've got Abrahmovic
You've got a drunken bítch

redzerdrog

fcuk you chelsea fc
you aint got no history
5 european cups & 18 leagues
now thats what we call history

ROCKMAN

or the classic
Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire, Put the Scouser's on the top, Put the City in middle, and burn the fcuking lot...

therecklessone

Couple of risque one's in there, but I'll refrain from the Arsene Wenger chants...

Received by text today:

Glasgow, Glasgow,
Who the fu*k wants to go to Glasgow?
All the locals are pricks,
And we were cheated by spics,
Who the fu*k want's to go to Glasgow!

These grapes taste awful sour...

kensutz

I have one about the stranglings in Ipswich but I dare not post it.

Mushy

Surprised not to have seen the Leeds one here, done to the same tune as the Park Ji-sung one:

"Wise, Wise, whatever have you done, you've put Leeds down into League 1, you wont win a cup, you wont win a shield, your next big match will be Huddersfield"

Revelation Joe

Oh Christian Dailly
You are the love of my life!
Oh Christian Dailly
I'd let you shag my wife!
Oh Christian Dailly
I want curly hair too!

Im_No_Superman

This one was very popular when I was over at the Man U vs Pool match in October.

Steve gerrard gerrard he kisses the badge on his chest he put's in a transfer request steve gerrard !!

Töpher

Quite like that Dillon Me Softly gets the occasional outing!
Nothing will ever beat the Abbeylara song by Shelbourne fans though. Pure genius.

Bounty Hunter

Jammer wrote:

I was at the Chelsea v Villa game when the new owner paid for the coach/tickets for the away villa fans.

At one stage chelsea fans were singing "You're only here for the freebie, only here for freeeeeeebie, you're only here for the freebie!"

not sure if it was in response at that game or the league meeting but the Villa fans chanting, "we won the european cup, we won the european cup"

damienom

Two I heard at Anfield in recent seasons..

"He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack, Nwankwo Kanu..."

"He's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouch..."

Seaneh

Sung by athlone fans cerca 1996...

"Who needs cantona, we've got Rod deKhors!" Repeat...

Green_Martian

Heard a few Utd fans singing this over the last few seasons:

"When the KGB come knocking on your door,
Cos you stole all your money from the poor,
When the Kremlin gets your number,
Chelsea's going under.............

When the KGB come knocking at your door"