Best footy chant of the season...

Im_No_Superman

Another one I heard at the Man U vs Pool game was when Peter crouch was coming on from the bench, the whole stretford end just got up and started pointing at him and shouting "What the **** is that!"

Mr Alan

Surely they knew after he knocked them out of the FA cup the previous year?!

I liked the one the pool fans used to sing for duncan ferguson . . .

in for a week,
out for a month,
in for a week,
out for a month,
in for a week,
out for a month -
duncan is a tampon.

comic genius

evad_lhorg

another for park ji sung

"he shoots he scores he'll eat your labrador"


and the other song for his is "park park, wherever you may be, you eat labradors in your home country....."


and I was pretty certain the two times I was in Old trafford this year that most people were singing "he winks to the left, he winks to the right.... that boy ronaldo, made england look sh1te" which is how the song came about

Nalz

F**K off Mourinho
F**K off Mourinho
F**K off Mourinho
F**K off Mourinho
F**K off Mourinho
F**K off Mourinho

etc...

Malice

justfortherecor wrote:

Justice for the 96
Justice for the 96
Justice for the 96
Justice for the 96

x6mins

I was going to go for this one but I was beaten to it. It was a real pity that the actual game was such a damp squib.

KdjaCL

Pats fans tried this badly(beer fuelled) but for sheer effort and fuppin LOLness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxgGrlsoMHU

Watch it all


kdjac

RE*AC*TOR

I'm still quite impressed with the Rafa Benitez song (to La Bamba).

But the justice for the 96 chant was both surreal and moving.

darkskol

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

I'm still quite impressed with the Rafa Benitez song (to La Bamba).

I quite liked that other benitez song,
Raaaafa Rafael, Raaaafa Rafael, Raaaafa Rafael, Rafeal Benitez...

RE*AC*TOR

darkskol wrote:

I quite liked that other benitez song,
Raaaafa Rafael, Raaaafa Rafael, Raaaafa Rafael, Rafeal Benitez...

Its such a musical name

PHB

which is how the song came about

It started off as goes to the left, goes to the right, that boy Ronaldo makes Beckham look ****e.

Then after the WC, it was once or twice winks, but that was more journalists reporting isolated incidents of it, then it became goes to the left, goes to the right, that boy ronaldo, made england looks ****e.

RE*AC*TOR

There should be song about Ronaldo involving both Giles and Dunphy.

"honesty of effort" should be in there somewhere....

Green_Martian

malice_ wrote:

I was going to go for this one but I was beaten to it. It was a real pity that the actual game was such a damp squib.

Who sung this and at which game???

eirebhoy

Rangers fans at Hibs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljkbPqgWLiw

Mushy

"Jose Mourinho are ya listening
Are ya keepin our trophey a-glistening
Cos we'll be coming back in May, to take it away,
Walkin in a Fergie wonderland"

Always liked that one

zing

Green_Martian wrote:

Who sung this and at which game???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu36Ymdu56M

Eirebear

eirebhoy wrote:

Rangers fans at Hibs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljkbPqgWLiw

What do you mean? we were at the time....

kensutz

"always sh*t on the old blue & white
do, do, do, do do dooo"

To the theme of always look on the bright side of life

Again another one for the derby game

cournioni

This one is not the most original but it sounds bloody great...

"Na na na na na na na, Nicky Butt, Nicky Butt, Nicky, Nicky, Buuutt!" etc. etc.

to the tune "Baby Give It Up" by KC and the Sunshine Band.

And also another great one...

"Giggs, Giggs will tear you aparrrrt again... Giggs, Giggs will tear you aparrrrt again..." to the tune of "Love Will Tear Us Apart Again" by Joy Division

Sizzler

To the tune of "dance then, wherever you may be"....

Jose, wherever you maybe

Ji Sung Park ate your dog for tea

Special one, your dog is dead

Why don't you get a cat instead

RedorDead

One for Saturday:

(Same tune as the Park one)


Jose, wherever you may be
Ji Sung park ate your dog for tea
Special one, your dog is dead
Why don't you get a cat instead

BaZmO*

Did you even look at the previous post?

ciaran76

One from a few years ago I heard at Everton that made me laugh....

You Put Your Transfer In, Your Transfer Out,
In, Out, In, Out, You Fúck Your Club About,
You Do The Steven Gerrard And you change your mind,
Thats What It's All About !

OHHHH Gerrards a wánker
OHHHH Gerrards a wánker
OHHHH Gerrards a wánker
in out in out fúck your club about"

( Sung To The Tune Of The ( 'Okie Cokie' )

_blank_

I heard a great one for the FA Cup Final, which is on on Saturday, Manchester United and Chelsea are playing. During the week Jose Mourinho (the Chelsea manager) was arrested in an incident involving his dog.

The Manchester United fans plan to sing this

Jose, wherever you may be
Ji Sung park ate your dog for tea
Special one, your dog is dead
Why don't you get a cat instead

Xavi6

Heard this in United Park of all places when City came over for a friendly a few years back -

"A wa*ker and his brother
Made love to one another
Suck c*ck just like the mother
The Neville family."

Chucky the tree

to tune of automatics monster..


"whats that coming over your girlfirend? Is it a gangster?"


I think we all know who that was sung too.

stovelid

Never heard it personally but was told United fans used to sing (to Batman tune):

na-na-na-na-na-na -Jaap Stam!

The old "You're Brits and you know you are" aimed at Northies always makes me laugh too.

kensutz

seansouth wrote:

I heard a great one for the FA Cup Final, which is on on Saturday, Manchester United and Chelsea are playing. During the week Jose Mourinho (the Chelsea manager) was arrested in an incident involving his dog.

The Manchester United fans plan to sing this

Jose, wherever you may be
Ji Sung park ate your dog for tea
Special one, your dog is dead
Why don't you get a cat instead

Read 2 posts up above

RE*AC*TOR

I heard somewhere that manu fans have a nice one planned for the fa cup final...


Jose, wherever you may be
Ji Sung park ate your dog for tea
Special one, your dog is dead
Why don't you get a cat instead

Mushy

RE*ACT*OR, bet you heard that one 5 and 8 posts up this thread.

eirebhoy

Apparantly Man Utd fans will be singing this one tomorrow...

Jose, wherever you may be
Ji Sung park ate your dog for tea
Special one, your dog is dead
Why don't you get a cat instead

KdjaCL

Tolka park is falling down, falling down falling down.
Tolka park is falling down, falling down falling down.


Sung by me now

kdjac

Ronan|Raven

Longford Town for Europe.

KdjaCL

Ronan|Raven wrote:

Longford Town for Europe.

Ryanair doing 2 cent flights, everyone is for Europe


kdjac

Eirebear

Old firm game at parkhead the celtic fans started doing the usual "haha haha haha hahahaha" in reference to a now banned Rangers favourite, to which the Rangers fans replied with "KAKA KAKA KAKAKAKA KA KA!"

county

Ronan|Raven wrote:

Longford Town for Europe.

worse chant ever

Kingp35

Been sung at Elland Road for years but rather popular at the moment for some reason

To the tune of Que Sera, Sera

When I was just a little kid,
I asked my mother: "what should I be?"
Should I be Chelsea?
Should I be Leeds?
Here's what she said to me:

Wash you mouth out Son!
And go get your fathers gun!
And shoot that Chelsea Scum
Shoot that Chelsea Scum
We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea

_blank_

ZOMG!!!1111221111one!11111!!!!!ONE!

LO-frickin-L

Heard a 'special' one when I was watching the FA Cup Final today, in a bar, on my stool...it goes a littel something like this, but I could only just make out the words, hope I got it right.

Jose, wherever you may be
Ji Sung park ate your dog for tea
Special one, your dog is dead
Why don't you get a cat instead

redzerdrog

was talking to a man city fan and has some sick songs about utd i woulnt repeat them but heres a good.


Ryan giggs is illegitimate
he's got no birth certificate
he's got aids and cant gid of it
he's a man u b*st*rd

homerjay2005

here s a better giggs one -

he won it 9 times,
he won it 9 times,
that boy giggsy,
hes won it 9 times

and a fairly new song for carrick -

he can pass,tackle, head
michael carrick is a red,
gerrard, lampard, fabregas,
there not fit to wipe his a**

redzerdrog

yas won it 2 times
yas won it 2 times
just like notts forrest
yas won it 2 times

we won it 5 times
we won it 5 times
in istanbul
we won it 5 times

BaZmO*

redzerdrog wrote:

Ryan giggs is illegitimate
he's got no birth certificate
he's got aids and cant gid of it
he's a man u b*st*rd

Charming! :rolleyes:

I think this thread is slowly but surely deteriorating.

Revelation Joe

Kingp35 wrote:

Been sung at Elland Road for years but rather popular at the moment for some reason

To the tune of Que Sera, Sera

When I was just a little kid,
I asked my mother: "what should I be?"
Should I be Chelsea?
Should I be Leeds?
Here's what she said to me:

Wash you mouth out Son!
And go get your fathers gun!
And shoot that Chelsea Scum
Shoot that Chelsea Scum
We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea

Like that one!
At West Ham, to the tune of 'My Old Man Said Follow The Van'

'My old man said be a Tottenham fan
I said 'F*** off, B*****ks, you're a c***'

justfortherecor

redzerdrog wrote:

yas won it 2 times
yas won it 2 times
just like notts forrest
yas won it 2 times

we won it 5 times
we won it 5 times
in istanbul
we won it 5 times

In repsonse, this has been heard at OT:

We won it two times,
We won it two ti-i-imes,
Without killing anyone,
We won it two times!

therecklessone

Revelation Joe wrote:

At West Ham, to the tune of 'My Old Man Said Follow The Van'

'My old man said be a Tottenham fan
I said 'F*** off, B*****ks, you're a c***'

Alternatively, sung at every bloody club in England...:rolleyes:

"I'm forever throwing bottles
Pretty bottles in the air
They fly so high
They reach the sky
And like West Ham
They fade and die!
Arsenal always running
Chelsea running too
Tottenham always running
Running after you"

redzerdrog

a good one at united park to the tune of ruby!

I remember the day
we signed him from shels
i knew that the season
was gona go well
a top class midfielder
with quality too
and now we can see him
in the claret and blllllllluuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee
stuey, stuey, stuey, stuey
oh oh oh oh
stuey, stuey, stuey, stuey
oh oh oh oh

Bateman

therecklessone wrote:

Alternatively, sung at every bloody club in England...:rolleyes:

"I'm forever throwing bottles
Pretty bottles in the air
They fly so high
They reach the sky
And like West Ham
They fade and die!
Arsenal always running
Chelsea running too
Tottenham always running
Running after you"

Or in the Kop in the 70s :rolleyes:

Tottenham's always running
Arsenal's running too
And if you come to Anfield
We'll be after you

The "my old man" one is Linfield, pretty sure it's on Youtube with footage of the 2005 riots.

Chardee MacDennis

justfortherecor wrote:

In repsonse, this has been heard at OT:

We won it two times,
We won it two ti-i-imes,
Without killing anyone,
We won it two times!

says a lot about the type of people singing it really.

how we gonna fit Athens in instead of Istanbul when we're singing we won it 6 times?

leninbenjamin

Call_me_al wrote:

says a lot about the type of people singing it really.

how we gonna fit Athens in instead of Istanbul when we're singing we won it 6 times?

Athens, Greece for Istanbul maybe?

still, aren't you runnin a wee bit ahead of yerselves?

evad_lhorg

leninbenjamin wrote:

Athens, Greece for Istanbul maybe?

still, aren't you runnin a wee bit ahead of yerselves?

yea i dont think it will be necessary

el rabitos

evad_lhorg wrote:

yea i dont think it will be necessary

way to be gracefull dude.....*clap*.....*clap*