Northsiders

fred funk }{

Q. What's the difference between a northsider and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. Two northsiders jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a northsider girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old northsider girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a northsider in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a northsider in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you call a northsider in a suit
A. the defendant

Q. Why did the northsider cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a northsider girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you're driving and see a northsider on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a northsider quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are northsider like slinkies?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

Q. Two northsiders in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. How do you get a hundred northsider in a phone box?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

Q. What do you call a hundred northsiders at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Why is 3 northsiders going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you say to a northsider with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

Alanstrainor

fred funk }{ wrote:

Q. What's the difference between a northsider and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Brilliant.:D

Crash

fred funk }{ wrote:

Q. What do you call a northsider in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What's the first question during a northsider quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

My two favourites

One Cold Hand

How do you know a northsider's had her orgasm?

She drops her chips.

keltoms

One Cold Hand wrote:

How do you know a northsider's had her orgasm?

She drops her chips.

arghh

Q. How do you get a hundred northsider in a phone box?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

did not get this one

Boston

I laughed, then i stole your car

Slow Motion

Any original ones ? :rolleyes:

burnedfaceman

fred funk }{ wrote:

Q. What do you call a 30 year old northsider girl?
A. Granny

fred funk }{

What's the difference between animals and humans?


The Liffey






@arghh think stripes on tracksuits etc.

Sofaspud

fred funk }{ wrote:

What's the difference between animals and humans?


The Liffey

"What separates the humans from the animals?"

Doesn't make sense your way :P

fred funk }{

Sorry, that's what I meant.

Capt'n Midnight

whats the difference between a northside girl and a southside one ?

a northside girl has fake jewelry and real orgasms

darkskol

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

whats the difference between a northside girl and a southside one ?

a northside girl has fake jewelry and real orgasms

:eek:

Nordie

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

whats the difference between a northside girl and a southside one ?

a northside girl has fake jewelry and real orgasms

Dord

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

whats the difference between a northside girl and a southside one ?

a northside girl has fake jewelry and real orgasms

Hahaha

arghh

Did you hear about Batman from the Northside?
He could not go anywhere without robbin

AlmightyCushion

fred funk }{ wrote:

Q. Why did the northsider cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a northsider girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What do you say to a northsider with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

They're the best.

slipss

One Cold Hand wrote:

How do you know a northsider's had her orgasm?

She drops her chips.

How do you know a southsider's had her orgasm?

She drops her accent.

slipss

fred funk }{ wrote:

Q. What does a northsider girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

What does a southsider girl use as birth control?

Her personality.

slipss

fred funk }{ wrote:

Q. What do you call a northsider in a suit
A. the defendant

What do you call a southsider in a suit?

Counsel for the accused.

slipss

What has a southsider and a tampon got in common?

The're both stuck up cunnts.

slipss

fred funk }{ wrote:

Q. What do you call a northsider girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

What do you call a southsider girl in a tracksuit?

Fat.

slipss

What do you call a southsider student with a job?

An orphan.

I'm a southsider btw.

D-Generate

What do you call a comically unfunny southsider?

Slipss

mad m

Why do northsiders keep Pigeons?

Its to teach their kids how to walk

Chunks

mad m wrote:

Why do northsiders keep Pigeons?

Its to teach their kids how to walk

hahahahahahahaha! classic!

I always wondered how many extra calories knackers burn by putting on that forced side to side pigeon walk. Probably why you almost never see a fat knacker, either that or he's too poor to buy some proper food, or...or! his fat as fúck ginger minger bulldog faced burd with her massive 'hewp' Elizabeth Duke earrings doesn't let him get an elbow in during feeding times..... OR.... He's always running from the Gards.

Ahhhhhhhh, that felt good, there's nothing more I hate than fúcking knackers.

PS: I'm from the northside too..... an all an anyways

starbaby

fred funk }{ wrote:

Q. How do you get a hundred northsider in a phone box?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

classic