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  • 15-05-2007 9:07am
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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me.
    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.'
    Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

    The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
    in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
    her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
    able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.'

    He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax'. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then'

    He sighed.........

    Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.'


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭keltoms


    nice!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    its an old one but its good, put a smile on my face :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    joe robot wrote:
    its an old one but its good, put a smile on my face :)

    yeah still gets a laugh :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭Marshy


    Very good :D:D


  • Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 19,123 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    Heh, haven't heard that one before. it's a good one :D


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