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Ah the irish!

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  • 15-05-2007 11:02am
    #1
    keltoms
    Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭


    Not sure if this one has been posted already or not but here ya are!


    An Irishman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a fat chick get on the
    subway. They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they
    all hear a loud slap. When the lights come on, the Englishman has a big
    red handprint on his face.

    The blonde thinks:
    " Oh, the Englishman must have made a move
    for me, but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him."

    The fat woman thinks:
    " Hmm, that Englishman tried to put the
    moves on that blonde and got slapped. Good for her."

    The Englishman thinks:
    " Hey, that Irishman must have went for the blonde, and she slapped me
    by mistake!"

    The Irishman thinks:
    " Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I can wallop that English
    fu*ker again".

    Its great to be Irish.


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