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  • 19-05-2007 9:06pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭


    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Take out the last line.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭neon_glows


    no i like it :D:D:D:D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    200 Lbs how America

    May be 0-100 ? for here ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    *snigger*


  • Registered Users Posts: 78,443 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    200 Lbs how America

    May be 0-100 ? for here ;)
    Who says they are talking pounds? :)


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