Threads that are just wrong!

Slow Motion

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055103951

Does this really enhance anyones life ?

Oh and all the fat boy/girlfriend/kitten threads in PI and AH, really people celebrate your hugeness with a pint from Victor and a pie from Rambert in the BG&RH bar !

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055103951

Does this really enhance anyones life ?

Oh and all the fat boy/girlfriend/kitten threads in PI and AH, really people celebrate your hugeness with a pint from Victor and a pie from Rambert in the BG&RH bar !

I would normally agree that anything about that stupid bint should be wiped from all records but in this case it's mainly abuse that's been thrown her way which is fine by me.

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I would normally agree that anything about that stupid bint should be wiped from all records but in this case it's mainly abuse that's been thrown her way which is fine by me.

All right I'll let it slide ! This time !

AlmightyCushion

Not for the faint hearted brothers

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055104742

Zaph

Ah for the love of God what the hell is happening Boards? That's the second time in a couple of weeks that there's been a discussion on that. It goes against nature and should not be brought up in polite, or BGRH, company.

matrim

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055095227

smashey

matrim wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055095227

They'll be looking to get rid of their guts next.

smashey

This whole forum is just wrong.

AlmightyCushion

smashey wrote:

This whole forum is just wrong.

After going there smashey I just had to post this. I know posting on a forum like that should be made a crime punishable by death but I feel it is justified.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53408343#post53408343

smashey

AlmightyCushion wrote:

After going there smashey I just had to post this. I know posting on a forum like that should be made a crime punishable by death but I feel it is justified.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53408343#post53408343

Nice. Your ban will be well worth it.

AlmightyCushion

smashey wrote:

Nice. Your ban will be well worth it.

Oh no the ban, whatever shall I do?????????
[/sarcasm]

smashey

Just go to Viktor's bar and drown your sorrows.

I've subscribed to that thread and will watch with interest. How long do you think it will be before somebody says "it is a fascinating social experiment"?

AlmightyCushion

smashey wrote:

How long do you think it will be before somebody says "it is a fascinating social experiment"?

It'll never happen, they're too stupid to know what an experiment. Probably think it's a new sweet from the guys who make polo mints.

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Probably think it's a new sweet from the guys who make polo mints.

Clever bugger I may steal this one

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

Clever bugger I may steal this one

Probably think it's a new sweet from the guys who make polo mints. ©



Try stealing it know b!tch and I'll sue your fúcking ass

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Probably think it's a new sweet from the guys who make polo mints. ©



Try stealing it know b!tch and I'll sue your fúcking ass

You'll have to catch me first (Interweb anonimity is a great thing), And I'm nobodys bitch, except my bitches

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

You'll have to catch me first (Interweb anonimity is a great thing), And I'm nobodys bitch, except my bitches

Que Benny Hill sped up chase scene

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Que Benny Hill sped up chase scene

Don't forget the girls in the short skirts

Slow Motion

We've already mentioned the one about the Men p!ssing sitting down and know we have this

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055105544

P!ssing sitting down and now a thread on squatters, HMMmm there's a trend developing here methinks

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

We've already mentioned the one about the Men p!ssing sitting down and know we have this

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055105544

P!ssing sitting down and now a thread on squatters, HMMmm there's a trend developing here methinks

Vegeta

Slow Motion wrote:

We've already mentioned the one about the Men p!ssing sitting down and know we have this

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055105544

P!ssing sitting down and now a thread on squatters, HMMmm there's a trend developing here methinks

I still stand up for my right to piss sitting down

Zaph

Vegeta wrote:

I still stand up for my right to piss sitting down

Not around here you won't! Off to the wimmins forum with ye.

Tar.Aldarion

And take your extra soft recycled nuclear waste quadruple ply luxury toilet paper with you.

Vegeta

this forum is about laziness and doing things the laziest ways possible.

sitting is easier than standing therefore pissing sitting down is the true way to empty ones baldder.

In years to coem I will be hailed as a prophet, its a pitty I cannot be appreciated in my own time

or you could just piss in the shower

Slow Motion

Vegeta wrote:

this forum is about laziness and doing things the laziest ways possible.

sitting is easier than standing therefore pissing sitting down is the true way to empty ones baldder.

In years to coem I will be hailed as a prophet, its a pitty I cannot be appreciated in my own time

or you could just piss in the shower

We've already had this discussion in here and I think the brothers all agree that sometimes you just have to stand up for yourself

Tar.Aldarion

It is not about doing what is easiest, it is about being a man, and you sir, fail!
It is easier to sit for a woman, we a re build to have large stomachs to keep us upright and off our asses, with our centre of gravity being forward.
Do you sit in the shower too, wuss.

jester77

Slow Motion wrote:

We've already had this discussion in here and I think the brothers all agree that sometimes you just have to stand up for yourself

QFT

Vegeta wrote:

I still stand up for my right to piss sitting down

Sitting down is too much hassle as I've said before. You've got to find your belt under your belly are release it and drop the pants and that's before you even attempt to sit. Then there is the trouble of trying to get yourself back into the standing position... you gotto be havin' a laugh if you think sitting is the way to go, or should I say yer a big girl's blouse.

Plus it's much more fun just standing there gyrating the hips to see what nice piss patterns you can make

Vegeta

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

It is not about doing what is easiest, it is about being a man, and you sir, fail!

said the poster (I refuse to call you a man) who doesn't eat meat!!

Ah guys I don't want to fight with you or take this way off topic, I prefer to sit and read the paper (page three anyone) day dream about the next firearms purchase I'll make and maybe a little snooze but if you prefer to stand I wont hold it against you

EDIT: the one good thing about standing is playing piss space invaders where you try and blast the evil scented toilet cake things with youe yellow laser of death

now flame away to your manly hearts content

AlmightyCushion

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

And take your extra soft recycled nuclear waste quadruple ply luxury toilet paper with you.

We use nothing but sandpaper here

trout

Vegeta wrote:

the one good thing about standing is playing piss space invaders where you try and blast the evil scented toilet cake things with your yellow laser of death

prior to the smoking ban, i used to play chase the dog-end in the urinals when on a night out ... great days, great days indeed.

Question : Why are they called urinal cakes when they don't taste sweet at all ?

smashey

Lads, the obvious answer to this thread is beer and wimmin.

AlmightyCushion

smashey wrote:

Lads, the obvious answer to this thread is beer and wimmin.

Post your opinion in there and see what gets said.

smashey

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Post your opinion in there and see what gets said.

Better not. Don't fancy the plague.

Zaph

I saw that earlier on the front page when the thread title was "Why did Jesus come?". I was sorely tempted to risk a banning and eternal damnation.

AlmightyCushion

zaph wrote:

I saw that earlier on the front page when the thread title was "Why did Jesus come?". I was sorely tempted to risk a banning and eternal damnation.

It would have sooooooo been worth it.

Tar.Aldarion

Vegeta wrote:

said the poster (I refuse to call you a man) who doesn't eat meat!!

I prefer to show that I can crush mere men, even when all that I eat is green.

*ROARS*

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

We use nothing but sandpaper here

Sandpaper Pfft.... I use this

BA.jpg

Zaph

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I prefer to show that I can crush mere men, even when all that I eat is green.

Boogers?

Tar.Aldarion

No, the colour green.

Slow Motion

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055106136

Need I say more !

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055106136

Need I say more !

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: BACK ON WHAT? MY TO KILL LIST, BECAUSE THEY NEVER FúCKING LEFT IT!!!!!!!!!! [/mindless aggression]

petes

Slow Motion wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055106136

Need I say more !

Who is Britney and Kev?

Slow Motion

petes wrote:

Who is Britney and Kev?

A pair of townie skangers !

AC go to your happy place it will be OK soon

Zaph

Seriously now, WTF is this all about?

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

AC go to your happy place it will be OK soon

This is my happy place

petes

zaph wrote:

Seriously now, WTF is this all about?

I second your WTF. Puppy parties

AlmightyCushion

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055107072

The thread it's self isn't wrong just the action that spawned it. Not for the faint hearted brothers.

Zaph

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

AlmightyCushion

zaph wrote:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I know brother zaph. To add to the story she was gpt 2.5 years(should have gotten life imo) and that story was published nearly 2.5 years ago. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Zaph

I'd say the whole male population of Liverpool are shuffling around with their legs crossed in anticipation of the day she's sprung.