Threads that are just wrong!

Zaph

I used to post on a forum on a now defunct site years ago, and attached to it was a sex and sexuality forum. The people that posted there were deviants of the highest order, so a few of us decided to troll the place. I posted about how I'd tried just about everything and was always looking to broaden my horizons, and that a friend had just inherited a farm which I'd be visiting soon and so I asked if anyone could give me advice on the best animals to have sex with. There were surprisingly few posts calling me sick, but my favourite was from the guy who told me that a real friend would help with the farm work and not be bothering the livestock. I really wish I'd kept a copy of that post.

Slow Motion

zaph wrote:

but my favourite was from the guy who told me that a real friend would help with the farm work and not be bothering the livestock. I really wish I'd kept a copy of that post.

class

RoundyMooney

Slow Motion wrote:

A bullit ?

smashey

Is there no end to the shocking goings on in the fashion forum?

smashey

And another.

trout

smells like troll spirit

Slow Motion

And the hits keep on comin'

trout

is this a sanctioned hit, or is Brother DJ free-lancin' ? :cool:

Slow Motion

trout wrote:

is this a sanctioned hit, or is Brother DJ free-lancin' ? :cool:

Sanctioned ! Check out the bar !

DarkJager

This guy needs a serious slap!!!

http://cake.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53829153#post53829153

AlmightyCushion

Next they'll want the vote.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055140357

DublinWriter

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Next they'll want the vote.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055140357

Boo hiss, down with that sort of thing, that is unless they want to discuss home-making tips in said forum.

Hats off to the Swiss, who only gave sufferage to wimmins (that's that vote to you and me, Brothers) as late as 1971.

WindSock

Ah BOOOO yourselves!

AlmightyCushion

boreds wrote:

Ah BOOOO yourselves!

Jaysus boreds, I'm fúcked. Make me a rasher sandwhich and a cup of tea.

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Jaysus boreds, I'm fúcked. Make me a rasher sandwhich and a cup of tea.

+ 1

Zaph

DarkJager wrote:

This guy needs a serious slap!!!

http://cake.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53829153#post53829153

Dear God, that's the most pathetic post I've ever seen on Boards. He needs a slap all right, a slap with a good length of 2 by 4.

WindSock

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Jaysus boreds, I'm fúcked. Make me a rasher sandwhich and a cup of tea.

Did your Mother never teach you some manners?

Collie D

boreds wrote:

Did your Mother never teach you some manners?

Just give the man his sandwich and less of your lip

boreds

boreds wrote:

Did your Mother never teach you some manners?

This is BGRH, manners and other such nonsense do not apply here. Now get the man his sandwiches:p

AlmightyCushion

boreds wrote:

Did your Mother never teach you some manners?

Of course she did that's why I'm going to give you a second chance instead of the back of my hand.

The Bollox

my brothers, I trust most of you have seen this already, but this cannot go on, one of us is going to have to take one for the team. I can't sit back and watch this injustice go on
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055142952

sioda

Yet another misguided eejit

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055143348

Zaph

Down with this sort of thing!

AlmightyCushion

sioda wrote:

Yet another misguided eejit

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055143348

So it's true, I thought it was just an urban myth. Man kind has created some truely horrible things but this is by far the worst. Well bar metros.

sioda

sioda wrote:

Yet another misguided eejit

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055143348

Some people just don't know how to enjoy life.

The Bollox

AlmightyCushion wrote:

So it's true, I thought it was just an urban myth. Man kind has created some truely horrible things but this is by far the worst. Well bar metros.

someone posted a very good joke about non-alcoholic booze in the Lolocaust. I'd repeat it but I don't want to offend anyone

Zaph

I keep forgetting about that forum. Which thread?

EDIT: Found it. Gross, but hilarious at the same time.

AlmightyCushion

zaph wrote:

I keep forgetting about that forum. Which thread?

EDIT: Found it. Gross, but hilarious at the same time.

Same here. What's the link there zaph.

Hagar

Link

Slow Motion

Hagar wrote:

Link

No Access

AlmightyCushion

Hagar wrote:

Link

HA HA HA HA.

Hagar

Slow Motion wrote:

No Access

Oh yes you have.

AlmightyCushion

Hagar wrote:

Oh yes you have.

That's the beauty of knowing people in high places.

The Bollox

AlmightyCushion wrote:

That's the beauty of knowing people in high places.

NOOOOOOO! that fúcking song is in my head now! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!!

AlmightyCushion

The Bollox wrote:

NOOOOOOO! that fúcking song is in my head now! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!!

I don't think I want to know but what song?

DarkJager

Possibly Garth Brooks? But I don't want to think any further into that

Slow Motion

Hagar wrote:

Oh yes you have.

Cheers Guvnor the pints in the bar are on me

The Bollox

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I don't think I want to know but what song?

oooh I got friends in loooow places
Where the Whiskey drowns,
And the Beer chases my blues away,
But I'll be okay,
Now I'm not big on social graces,
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis,
Oh I got friends,
In low places.

damn you, AlmightyCushion! I fúcking hate Garth Brooks

Slow Motion

The Bollox wrote:

oooh I got friends in loooow places
Where the Whiskey drowns,
And the Beer chases my blues away,
But I'll be okay,
Now I'm not big on social graces,
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis,
Oh I got friends,
In low places.

damn you, AlmightyCushion! I fúcking hate Garth Brooks

Bustard ! :mad: Now it's in my head too, ya big Bollix :mad:

AlmightyCushion

The Bollox wrote:

oooh I got friends in loooow places
Where the Whiskey drowns,
And the Beer chases my blues away,
But I'll be okay,
Now I'm not big on social graces,
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis,
Oh I got friends,
In low places.

damn you, AlmightyCushion! I fúcking hate Garth Brooks

Great, I don't know the song so it can't get stuck in my head.

The Bollox

Slow Motion wrote:

Bustard ! :mad: Now it's in my head too, ya big Bollix :mad:

don't blame me! blame that AlmightyCushion fella. that's it, anything is better than this, I'm going to listen to Bananaphone, hopefully that will take over

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone

Slow Motion

The Bollox wrote:

anything is better than this, I'm going to listen to Bananaphone, hopefully that will take over

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone

Arghhhh Make it stop, make the bad man go away.........

smashey

Slow Motion wrote:

Arghhhh Make it stop, make the bad man go away.........

Try a different tune.:D

I'm the scatman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

(More Scatting)

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you
Everybody says that the scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the scat man
Where's the scat man? I'm the scat man.

Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the scat man.

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do [x3]

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

I hear you ask all about the meaning of scat
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still sleeping
The saints are still weeping
'Cause things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the scatman


I'm the scatman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
[The Scatman lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

(More Scatting)

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

Everybody says that the scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the scat man
Where's the scat man? I'm the scat man.

Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the scat man.

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do [x3]

Yeah! I'm the scatman.

(Scats)

Where's The Scatman?

(Scats)

I'm the scatman

Repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

I'm the Scatman.

Sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

Yeah!

I'm the scatman [x2 Mixed with scats in background]

Slow Motion

smashey wrote:

Try a different tune.:D

I'm the scatman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do
Yeah!

Etc......Etc.....

I'm the scatman [x2 Mixed with scats in background]

Right time to fight back

I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves
I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves, get, get, get on yer nerves

I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves
I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves, get, get, get on yer nerves

I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves
I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves, get, get, get on yer nerves

I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves
I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves, get, get, get on yer nerves

I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves
I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves, get, get, get on yer nerves

I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves
I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
Get on yer nerves, get, get, get on yer nerves


Take that

sioda

Smashey keep lookin behind you I'm hunting you down for getting that crap stuck in my head

smashey

sioda wrote:

Smashey keep lookin behind you I'm hunting you down for getting that crap stuck in my head

I'm looking. Maybe this one is better. Turn volume down if you're in the office.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw

The Bollox

take this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

Make it stop. Please make it stop:eek:

sioda

The only joy of my computer at work is its so crap cant play utube

The Bollox

well this is justfor you then. HIT IT!

bananaphone

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone

I've got this feeling, so appealing
For us to get together and sing, sing !

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanaphone

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
It's the best, beats the rest
Cellular, Modular, Interactive odular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pananaphone

It’s no baloney
It ain’t a phony
My cellular, Bananularphone
Don’t need quarters, don’t need dimes
To call a friend of mine
Don’t need computer or TV
To have a real good time
I call for pizza, I call my cat
I call the White House, have a chat
I place a call around the world
Operator get me Beijing jing jing jing

(Musical Break)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yananaphone

It’s a real live mama and papaphone
A brother and a sister and a dogophone
A grandpa phone and a grandma phone too, oh yeah
My cellular, bananular phone

Bananaphone, ring ring ring It’s a phone with a peel
Bananaphone, ring ring ring Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Bananaphone, ring ring ring This song drives me bananas!
Bananaphone, ring ring ring...