If you could prevent one footballer from passing on his genes...

RE*AC*TOR

Who would it be and why?

Personally, for me, it would be Kevin Kilbane. Is there any point to Kevin Kilbane?

Pepe LeFrits

haha, I can't see this thread lasting long.

I'm an Arsenal fan, so my choice should be obvious. Though his jail-bird mate playing for the Pool tonight would run him pretty close.

RE*AC*TOR

Pepe LeFrits wrote:

haha, I can't see this thread lasting long.

I'm an Arsenal fan, so my choice should be obvious. Though his jail-bird mate playing for the Pool tonight would run him pretty close.

Are you referring to an ex-gooner with a reputation for bi-sexual orgy sex tapes? Wait, that's not specific enough... Does he play for Chelsea?

Pepe LeFrits

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

Are you referring to an ex-gooner with a reputation for bi-sexual orgy sex tapes? Wait, that's not specific enough... Does he play for Chelsea?

You mentioning sex tapes makes me feel compelled to mention Stefan Postma. Now there's a google search that isn't the norm.

Er, and yes, he plays for Chelsea!

leninbenjamin

Boudewijn Zenden

Ardent

Gary Neville. For reasons I don't want to list and get banned for.

RE*AC*TOR

^^^


all good suggestion, but I think you are overlooking someone.


*cough* bevin bilbane *cough*

Pepe LeFrits

Kevin Zidane?

Zinedine Kilbane?

I can't believe you left those options off the poll. I mean, Kevin K? Kevvy Kilbane?

I'll give you marks for The Kilbanmeister and Kilbandinho though.

RE*AC*TOR

Pepe LeFrits wrote:

Kevin Zidane?

Zinedine Kilbane?

I can't believe you left those options off the poll. I mean, Kevin K? Kevvy Kilbane?

I'll give you marks for The Kilbanmeister and Kilbandinho though.

My only excuse is that I'm drunk(ish).

smashey

Drogba. He would probably fall over his genes and roll around for a few minutes in agony.

Mitch Connor

where is the option for Robbie Fowler?????

Call Me Jimmy

smashey wrote:

Drogba. He would probably fall over his genes and roll around for a few minutes in agony.

daaaayyyum, that word-play is haytch ohhhh double tee!

BaZmO*

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

Who would it be and why?

Personally, for me, it would be Kevin Kilbane. Is there any point to Kevin Kilbane?

:rolleyes:

Yeah pointless, 78 caps from his country and many years in the premiership. Yeah, all those managers are blind and stupid too.

Oh wait.... you're drunk(ish)

evad_lhorg

agree about drogba, Robben too. and of course Keviano Kilbano:p



ans Stefan Postma..... hahahaa missiles have been thrown at many a keeper before but having a dildo thrown at you?!?!?! god he must have felt so wrong

merlinsmerryman

Kieran Richardson..terrible just terrible. Hopefully rumours of Brian Robson making him his first signing are true

RE*AC*TOR

BaZmO* wrote:

Yeah pointless, 78 caps from his country and many years in the premiership. Yeah, all those managers are blind and stupid too.

Yeah, but what country? Its not Brazil we're talking about. A ****ing amateur footballer player for Ireland last night.

And the Premiership... Djimi Traore has a long distinguisher career in the Premiership.

gosplan

What. This is the biggest load of &*%!£X I've ever heard.

Kilbane is a legend, pure and simple.

Clearly now I need reasons to back this up.

1: Workrate... Kilbane is a championship level player. He's been in the premiership so long because he simply works harder then the others. There are so many players with more natural talent then him(Andy Reid, Liam Miller..just to name two irish ones) who don't do as well simply because Kilbane works harder.

2: Attitude.... None of this 'poor me, I'm on the bench' or 'they promised me 5k a year extra' or 'I'm really tired' nonsense. Ever see Kilbane interviewed?
Something along the lines of 'no complaints, I've the best job ever, I love my life and am very lucky'. He's a thoroughly nice well rooted bloke in this world of Rios and Ashleys.

3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNoP-huT2l4

4: can't find it but that goal he scored for everton a couple of years ago. The one that prompted everyone to call him Zinedine.

5: He got a funny kick in the balls from scholes(20 seconds)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Jr6ZDOZXk

Can we not change the question and see who's genes you'd most like passed on? No doubt its some Masserati-driving nonce without an ounce of Kilbanes dignighty and humility.

Juan Pablo

Wasn't Zinidine Skillbane player of year for Everton when they finshed fourth and qualified for the champions league? Is he not the greatest artist of the "knock it past the full back and leg it after it" skill, on a par with Ronaldinho's "flik-flak" and Cuauhtémoc Blanco's "The Cuauhtemihna"? Was his header in the 3-3 draw with Spurs this season not the sole reason Wigan maintained their Premiership status? To deny the world of potetial "Jnr. Killers" terrorising the world stage would be criminal. However, if we could somehow prevent a certain Joeseph Barton from spreading his genes, well that would just be common sense.

BaZmO*

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

Yeah, but what country? Its not Brazil we're talking about. A ****ing amateur footballer player for Ireland last night.

And the Premiership... Djimi Traore has a long distinguisher career in the Premiership.

:rolleyes:

RE*AC*TOR

BaZmO* wrote:

:rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnZNIo_JwQI

LuckyLloyd

I have a lot of time for Kilbahne. He has absolutely maximised his potential through hard work and determination. Fair play to him.

BaZmO*

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnZNIo_JwQI

:rolleyes: I take it you're still drunk(ish)

Pepe LeFrits

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Stop it ffs.

BaZmO*

Pepe LeFrits wrote:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Stop it ffs.

No you stop it! :rolleyes:

RE*AC*TOR

For the record I am no longer drunk(ish), however, I do have a case of the post-beer scutters.

Pepe LeFrits

BaZmO* wrote:

No you stop it! :rolleyes:

Urge to kill... rising...

BaZmO*

Pepe LeFrits wrote:

Urge to kill... rising...

Go on I dare ya!!!

How is this thread still open??!?!

shatners basoon

God i hate those emoticon things, can we ban that one? It'd make the forum about 8 times better.

shane86

tbh its Kilbane goals that have kept us in with a tiny chance of qualifying. tbh in recent games Id rate him higher than Robbie Keane.

Is it just me or do the English born players get more stick? Carsley is another. Not world class, but not totally brutal, gets alot of fan schtick. Same with Morrison, one of the stronger players on the squad at times and neevr gets a nod for it(Ive been of the opinion throughout this campaign he should be on the bench to replace Keane if hes having a crap game, though tbh Id probably want him behind Doyle)

BaZmO*

shatners basoon wrote:

God i hate those emoticon things, can we ban that one?

:rolleyes:

shatners basoon

Man i just hope you don't make that face so bloody often in social situations!

Zaph

shatners basoon wrote:

God i hate those emoticon things, can we ban that one? It'd make the forum about 8 times better.

I don't agree, I think it would only make the forum roughly 6.4 times better.

BaZmO*

shatners basoon wrote:

Man i just hope you don't make that face so bloody often in social situations!

I don't have a social life, that's why I post on the internet.

aidan24326

Lee Bowyer could probably do with being snipped, maybe the little runt Bellamy aswell.