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Old, but good!

starbaby · 2007-05-24 14:22:26

This is an old one, but it's good, so I thought I'd post it! An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar and all three order a pint of guiness. At the same time, a fly lands in each of their pints. The Englishman is disgusted, sends back his pint and demands a new one. The Scotsman flicks the fly out and goes on…

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24-05-2007 3:22pm

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starbaby

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This is an old one, but it's good, so I thought I'd post it!

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar and all three order a pint of guiness. At the same time, a fly lands in each of their pints.

The Englishman is disgusted, sends back his pint and demands a new one.
The Scotsman flicks the fly out and goes on sipping his pint.

The Irishman holds the fly up by its wings and screeches:

"Spit it out! Spit it out!"

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#2 25-05-2007 12:13pm
Steve_o

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You've just set our culture back 40 years!!!!

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#3 25-05-2007 12:17pm
Maccattack

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Pure class

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#4 28-05-2007 6:28pm
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heh

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