Funniest name for a dog!

Lola123

The original plan was to call my dog "security". She's just a small ball of fluff really and not even as tall as a cat so I thought it would be pretty amusing to be shouting "security" in public places and for this little furball to come running.

Anyone else got any funny names for dogs?

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

kitty?

dulpit

I like real names, so i'd go with something like Eamonn.

tbh

Colin.

fatmammycat

MY mother's dog is called Bobby Ewing.
The paramour knew a chap whose dog was called John
and I going to call my future french bulldog Batman.

JungleBunny

George?
I know a huge Springsteen fan that named her first dog Bruce.
The second one is... obviously... Springsteen

Zapho

Kody Immense Tombstone wrote:

kitty?

"Darling".

But then again, thats a brilliant name for anyone!

Archeron

Zorro.

grumpytrousers

the dog in 'The Van' was called 'larrygogan' which always made me wonder did 2fms veteran Deejay have a dog called 'roddydoyle'

Mitzy

I know someone with a dog called Madra - very cool name!

WindSock

Lola123 wrote:

The original plan was to call my dog "security". She's just a small ball of fluff really and not even as tall as a cat so I thought it would be pretty amusing to be shouting "security" in public places and for this little furball to come running.

Anyone else got any funny names for dogs?

Sounds like a bit of a mouthful. Uncle roy is the nicest i've heard so far

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Lola123 wrote:

The original plan was to call my dog "security". She's just a small ball of fluff really and not even as tall as a cat so I thought it would be pretty amusing to be shouting "security" in public places and for this little furball to come running.

Anyone else got any funny names for dogs?

how about colossus

Peewee_lane

Our colly is called Zebedee, and we call him Zeb for short.

scaldybelt

Called one of our fellas Bisto.

Glowing

scaldybelt wrote:

Called one of our fellas Bisto.

I like that!

Always wanted to call a dog 'Crusty'

michelleans

I like....

Spatula

Spoon

slumped

Wonky
Sit
Arse Bandit

Lola123

Also had another dog a few years back, maltese terrier. (I've a penchant for small fluffy animals) We called him Tyson. He soon lived up to his name!! We were later told that his aggressive streak was due to frustration of a sexual nature!!

Lola123

Kody Immense Tombstone wrote:

how about colossus

colossus is a pretty cool name for a small dog alright.

Chuchu

Down in the park one day I saw someone chasing after their dog (who'd got off the lead) shouting 'Come here Bono, Bono come back here!!!' Thought that was funny, but then I met an eldery chap with an elderly bichon type thing called Ouzo!!!! Seemingly they'd just been in Greece on hols before they got the dog!
My dog is called Flynn, its a she, after my Gran's maiden name, but most people think shes a he, after Errol Flynn!

Healio

"Packie" just make sure your neighbours aren't from that area of asia.

Hellrazer

Healio wrote:

"Packie" just make sure your neighbours aren't from that area of asia.

My grandad used to have a dog called "nigg3r" when I was younger(about 25 years ago)

Imagine that nowadays.
Definately not a "PC" name.

Padjo1981

I think Dfor is a great name for a dog, I heard it on TV a while ago. D FOR DOG

cmurph

my brother has a rottweiler called TURBO..

my last boxer was called MCKENZIE...she was named before we got her..a fantastic dog..

our new boxer is BUSTER...and he lives up to his name!!


my mam had a yorkie and she called him BUBBLES

and years ago i had a pomerian called HARRIET..

houndsoflove

I know two boxers. one is chocolate colour and named 2pac! The other is white and called Daz!

Nicola.

Ruu_Old

My wife is a dog groomer so I hear all these ridiculous names. One person with a poodle calls her Foomfi.

luckat

Wasn't it Stephen King who had a dog called Good Boy, so that when kids petted the dog and said "Good boy!" he could say "You're very clever - how did you know his name?"

doubtfir3

I have a dog called.. wait for it...

dog

(well actually its Perro.. the Spanish for dog)

I love it!

Randomswinger

Saddam
Kim Jon Ill

Jotter

I like Derek or John although I think uncle Roy is great!!! if i owned a dobie or rottie id call him Tiny or Fluffy!

Our guy is called Leroy, we picked it bec we were sick of thinking of names so I opened a name book (for babies not dogs!) and it was the first one I saw. People think its strange but it works so thats all I care about!!

burnedfaceman

growler