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Fortune Teller

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  • 25-05-2007 4:40pm
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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    During a recent shopping trip, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a
    fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a
    crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

    "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

    Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at
    the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the
    fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.





    "Will I be acquitted?"


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