Where will they be in 10years time thread

panda100

Ok so everyone else is off for the summer we're stuck in uni for another month am bored so decided to do a bit of fortune telling.
So as panda gazes into her mystic magic ball it becomes clear what her fellow boardies will be up to in 2017.........

Pythia:Vice president of Deloitte and Douche while running as fine gael candidate in Dublin south and now mrs sangre
Boneless:Manager of porterhouse corporation lmtd
Singingstranger:President of UCD
The van:Still waiting for his exam timetable
Panda:Now panda Pitt and Consultant psychiatrist extrodinare
Happycrackhead:Keeping panda in buisness
Hugh Brady:President of....the world??

Scraggs

the Minister: Taoiseach of a PD/FF government with Chakar as Tánaiste. Nobody expected a revival of the PDs after the washout of 2012 but did it to great acclaim.
dajaffa: joins the FF party and appointed Minister for Health

Red Alert

Who'll be some annoying dude that will be on Prime Time, Questions and Answers and the sunday paper every week?

And is pythia really mrs sangre?

Jonny Arson

I'll still be in UCD in 2017 as a fully qualified, licenced Librocop! :cool:

singingstranger

Red Alert wrote:

Who'll be some annoying dude that will be on Prime Time, Questions and Answers and the sunday paper every week?

Eh, I kinda want that to actually be me. In the journalistic sense anyway!

President of UCD? Eh...

Gubbie will be Minister for Donncha O'Callaghan Appreciation in the newly formed splinter government of the Peoples' Republic of Cork.

dajaffa

Scraggs: Trying to be the 2nd ever female TD elected in Carlow/Kilkenny
Elmo: Finished her stint as chair of the societies council, she's now doing Butler's job, also the odd bit of political analysis for INN
Abelard: Former UCDSU Returning Officer, now its legal advisor
SS: Writing for Hotpress
Grimes: Working the slot in 2FM vacated by Rick O'Shea when he went to TodayFM
Gubbie: Working on a top secret project in Bejing
Blush: Hosting "The Panel"
Stepherunie: Whipping the HSE into shape, still cursing the government that made it

elmyra

dajaffa wrote:

Scraggs: Trying to be the 2nd ever female TD elected in Carlow/Kilkenny
Elmo: Finished her stint as chair of the societies council, she's now doing Butler's job, also the odd bit of political analysis for INN
Abelard: Former UCDSU Returning Officer, now its legal advisor
SS: Writing for Hotpress
Grimes: Working the slot in 2FM vacated by Rick O'Shea when he went to TodayFM
Gubbie: Working on a top secret project in Bejing
Blush: Hosting "The Panel"
Stepherunie: Whipping the HSE into shape, still cursing the government that made it

Issy Issy I thought you knew me. Most inaccurate prediction ever. I would die first. Much better give me Sinead Critchley's job so I can throw some order on Admin.....I organisation.

dajaffa

elmyra wrote:

Issy Issy I thought you knew me. Most inaccurate prediction ever. I would die first. Much better give me Sinead Critchley's job so I can throw some order on Admin.....I organisation.

It's only in ten years, it was supposed to be the beginnings of your climb to the top. Short-term pain, long-term gain + all that crap. You'd gotten a PHD along the way too btw...

hullaballoo

Ok, this is more likely 20-30 years, but you get the picture.

The Van - Leader of the Socialist Workers' Party after finding out the 'truth' about capitalism. Will also run SIPTU alongside snuffles84 (4lyfe).

Besty - Understudy to the Irish Rugby coach, having made his millions in the interim as a business consultant to major Irish SE companies.

Font22 - Besty's secretary. Hot.

singingstranger - Irish ambassador to Germany/MEP.

dajaffa - Besty's favoured physio for the Irish Rugby team.

panda100 - The Van's wife/deputy leader of the Socialist Workers' Party.

Scraggeh - Publican. In Carlow. Who can guess what I'm getting at here?

Font22

SECRETARY??????? ur getting a thump for that. but thanks for the "hot" installation. brownie points for that so only a soft thump!!

Font22

btw hullaballu will prob be chief justice at that stage.

Stepherunie

dajaffa wrote:

Stepherunie: Whipping the HSE into shape, still cursing the government that made it

Ah now like, I doubt I'd be that high up the ladder just yet.... I'd just be whipping one hospital into shape.

Panda: Working in le Mater on her way to be an consultant, also lecturing in Public Health Medicine in UCD.

Dajaffa; Giving better massages than ever, with an actual job, a house full of electronics, in charge of the ICSP and still driving me around.

Sangre; still being himself - utterly confident and smug, but getting paid for it.

SS; BComm (Intl), M.A. Journalism; writing for the Irish times if he knows what's good for him. Oh and still eating Maryland cookies.

Gubbie: Working the peoples republic for all its worth.

And me, well i'll say what I wrote in my year book leaving school because it's still true. 'On my way to buying my house in Connemara with my three goats, Jules, George and Fyodor and my Donkey Mick and spending lots of time at gigs.'

Chakar

Scraggs wrote:

the Minister: Taoiseach of a PD/FF government with Chakar as Tánaiste. Nobody expected a revival of the PDs after the washout of 2012 but did it to great acclaim.

I like it.

I'll say Scraggs will be replacing Mary White as only the second female TD elected to the 33rd Dáil in the history of the constituency Carlow-Kilkenny.

Stabshauptmann

Chakar wrote:

I like it.

I'll say Scraggs will be replacing Mary White as only the second female TD elected to the 33rd Dáil in the history of the constituency Carlow-Kilkenny.

Perhaps its just me but Id infer FF were* the minority partner.


*Is it were, ie they were in that sentence; or will be, ie they will be the minority party?

Chakar

Kaptain Redeye wrote:

Perhaps its just me but Id infer FF were* the minority partner.


*Is it were, ie they were in that sentence; or will be, ie they will be the minority party?

That's what she said. Though that doesn't make it true now or in the future does it?

Stabshauptmann

No, Im curious as to why you said "I like it."

Surely the hypothetical demise of your beloved party would upset you more than any satisfaction to be gained from personal advancement?

PS. My asterisk was purely a grammatical question

Chakar

Kaptain Redeye wrote:

No, Im curious as to why you said "I like it."

Surely the hypothetical demise of your beloved party would upset you more than any satisfaction to be gained from personal advancement?

PS. My asterisk was purely a grammatical question

I'm not inclined to be rude.

Pythia

Red Alert wrote:

And is pythia really mrs sangre?

I'm not Mrs Sangre but I am Mrs someone else on boards.

hullaballoo

Pythia wrote:

I'm not Mrs Sangre but I am Mrs someone else on boards.

Wtf? You're MARRIED now?

Poor poor Sangre.

singingstranger

Pythia wrote:

I'm not Mrs Sangre but I am Mrs someone else on boards.

I think I just heard the sound of 250 After Hours users sighing wistfully.

Pythia

hullaball&#250 wrote:

Wtf? You're MARRIED now?

Poor poor Sangre.

Well, not married.

boneless

boneless: Living in a cardboard box behind Grimes' house in Rathgar.

Grimes: Trying to get restraining order against boneless.

Panda: Telling boneless that the incident with the stethoscope and mirror is not the cause of his mental breakdown; the meths played a part too.

Blush: Stealing my thoughts again and making millions putting them in books.

panda100

hullaball&#250 wrote:

panda100 - The Van's wife/deputy leader of the Socialist Workers' Party.

I could never marry the van.He thinks foreign games should be played in croke park :P
Also deputy?The swp?i know some people who would quake in their boots at the thought of that.

So we should all make a pact to meet u on the 31st December 2017 in the porterhouse (since bonelss owns it know he can give us free drinksies)....It will be like the pulp song...lets al meet up in the year 2017 wont it be strange when we're all fully grown (cept for humbert he'll still be titchy)

Sangre

Font22 wrote:

SECRETARY??????? ur getting a thump for that. but thanks for the "hot" installation.

well he did say 20/30 years time. i guess anything could happen.

Font22

aw sangre i knew it was just a matter of time u sly thing. hope masters exam were hell! will prob see u out and about at some stage i presume. bet ur excited.

Blut

Sangre in ten years? spending another summer at home in ireland while everyone cool goes off to other countries for drunken adventures

(come to cali )

besty

hullaball&#250 wrote:

Besty - Understudy to the Irish Rugby coach, having made his millions in the interim as a business consultant to major Irish SE companies.

Only understudy?

I agree with Font 22's prediction that Hulla willl actually be the youngest ever Chief Justice in 10 years but will be removed from his position as a result of a Cocaine/Prostitute tabloid shocker. Legend

singingstranger

Vainglory will be giving evidence to the Abelard Tribunal Investigating Continual Uselessness of College Post Offices.

gubbie

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irlrobins

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Scraggs

Is that like a bus timetable or something?