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LOLCode

aidan_walsh · 2007-05-29 18:06:03

http://lolcode.com HAI CAN HAS STDIO? PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"? AWSUM THX VISIBLE FILE O NOES INVISIBLE "ERROR!" KTHXBYE

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29-05-2007 7:06pm

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http://lolcode.com
HAI CAN HAS STDIO? PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"? AWSUM THX VISIBLE FILE O NOES INVISIBLE "ERROR!" KTHXBYE

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#2 29-05-2007 7:19pm
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I saw that last night. It's brilliant isn't it?

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#3 29-05-2007 7:21pm
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That's brilliant, still waiting on a compiler though

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#4 29-05-2007 7:24pm
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I love that someone has suggested O-RLY for the if structure
HAI I HAS A VAR VAR IZ 10 O RLY? YA RLY VISIBLE "YOU HAVE 10" NO WAI VISIBLE "YOU DON'T HAVE 10" KTHXBYE KTHXBYE

Fantastic stuff.

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#5 29-05-2007 7:27pm
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aidan_walsh wrote:

I love that someone has suggested O-RLY for the if structure
HAI I HAS A VAR VAR IZ 10 O RLY? YA RLY VISIBLE "YOU HAVE 10" NO WAI VISIBLE "YOU DON'T HAVE 10" KTHXBYE KTHXBYE

Fantastic stuff.

Haha... just saw that now... discussions under way as we type as to the correct syntax for the O-RLY structure...

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#6 29-05-2007 9:49pm

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Brilliant site:
I love the DB code:

HAI
CAN HAS DBASE?
I HAZ A VARIABLE1 IS NOTHING
IM IN YR DATA ;) "test.mdb"
	CAN I PLZ GET column1 column2 column3
	ALL UP IN table1
	OMG column1 IZ BIGGER THAN 5
	ALL UR BASE R BELONG 2 VARIABLE1
IM OUTTA YR DATA
VISIBLE VARIABLE1
KTHXBYE

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#7 30-05-2007 10:03am
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HaHaHa, thats brilliant... Cheered me up to no end on this rainy morning..

Does that mean I'm a Nerd?

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#8 30-05-2007 10:07am
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All we need now is to combine some of this code with some cat pictures.

A new programming paradigm?

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#9 30-05-2007 10:13am
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haha, cats are funny...

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#10 30-05-2007 10:22am
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http://www.tetraboy.com/lolcode/lol_core.phps

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#11 30-05-2007 10:28am
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Genius

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#12 31-05-2007 12:06am
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So when do O'RLY release a book on this?

What animal will it have on the cover?

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#13 31-05-2007 12:50am
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PhantomBeaker wrote:

So when do O'RLY release a book on this?

What animal will it have on the cover?

it's got to be either a cat or a walrus. tbh.

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#14 31-05-2007 2:17am
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Well, I couldn't not after you put the idea in my head...

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#15 31-05-2007 8:00am
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Oh the Huge Manatae

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#16 31-05-2007 9:25am
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#17 31-05-2007 6:33pm
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http://lolcode.com/examples/filezorz
[php]HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE[/php]

O NOES

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#18 01-06-2007 12:42am
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In the spirit of LOLCode I think I will try to make up some CAUNTRYCode.
I am from the country myself so it's not some Dub taking the piss out of those beyond the pale. Here goes...
HOWYA JAYSUS I need that "LOLCATS.TXT" HEY ITS NOT WORKIN FECK OFF TO THAT ERROR WE ARE SUCKIN DIESEL GIVE US THAT FOILE MAN POTATOS LETS HEAD FOR THE PUB

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#19 02-06-2007 4:24am
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aidan_walsh wrote:

Well, I couldn't not after you put the idea in my head...
<pic>

Someone else had the same idea.

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#20 05-06-2007 8:44pm
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If anyone is interested Wikipedia plan to delete the LOLCode entry. You can add your vote if you want it to be an article.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Lolcode

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#21 05-06-2007 8:47pm
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Hobbes wrote:

If anyone is interested Wikipedia plan to delete the LOLCode entry. You can add your vote if you want it to be an article.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Lolcode

And people say they have no sense of humour over there...

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#22 18-06-2007 8:45pm
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sorry to drag this back up again but this has made me laugh.

http://code.google.com/p/lolcode-dot-net/

LOLCode compiler

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