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The Mod Conspiracy Theory

cson · 2007-05-31 11:57:21

Seeing as most threads in this forum point/mention something about a mod conspiracy theory, I was wondering, what do these strange creatures do? Is it a front for their prostitution racket? Personally, I just get a picture in my mind of the scene in the 300 where he climbs the mountain to the priests. Thats what I imagine…

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31-05-2007 12:57pm

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Seeing as most threads in this forum point/mention something about a mod conspiracy theory, I was wondering, what do these strange creatures do?

Is it a front for their prostitution racket? Personally, I just get a picture in my mind of the scene in the 300 where he climbs the mountain to the priests. Thats what I imagine the mod meetings are like.

*Puts on suit of armour and readies sword and shield*

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#2 31-05-2007 1:01pm
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Try here.

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#3 31-05-2007 1:01pm
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TBH:

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#4 31-05-2007 1:06pm
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cson wrote:

mod meetings

Oh sh!t, I'm late....

BRB,kthxbi

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#5 31-05-2007 1:08pm
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No conspiracy, nothing to see here...

/gives smashey highly secret and complicated handshake while clenching a dead cat in left hand.

/poses dead cat for picture*

*well where did you think those pictures came from? Sheesh!

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#6 31-05-2007 1:12pm
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r3nu4l wrote:

No conspiracy, nothing to see here...

/gives smashey highly secret and complicated handshake while clenching a dead cat in left hand.

/poses dead cat for picture*

*well where did you think those pictures came from? Sheesh!

And here I was thinking the scarcity of cats around my place was down to the new chinese opening......

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#7 31-05-2007 2:03pm
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cson wrote:

And here I was thinking the scarcity of cats around my place was down to the new chinese opening......

It's a conspira...no, wait!

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#8 31-05-2007 3:33pm
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Catspiracy more like it.

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#9 31-05-2007 3:37pm
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#10 31-05-2007 5:01pm
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This goes all the way to the Pentagon:

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#11 31-05-2007 5:14pm
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Conspiracy Cat says: This tinfoil hat is a conspiracy

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#12 31-05-2007 5:49pm
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Right i fyou lok at the last 10 thread in this forum you will see in at least 3 of them mods disagreeing about moderation decision.
There is no conspiracy
kthnksbye,

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#13 31-05-2007 6:29pm
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Thaedydal wrote:

Right i fyou lok at the last 10 thread in this forum you will see in at least 3 of them mods disagreeing about moderation decision.
There is no conspiracy
kthnksbye,

But what about the prostitution racket?
The missing cats?
The black overcoats?
The yellow fuzziness on your screen when Karoma's online?

Explain that!

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#14 31-05-2007 6:34pm
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/mod mind trick....there is no spoon.

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#15 31-05-2007 6:54pm
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The Modtrix.

This is reputed to be what the initiation process is like. With Dev presumably playing the Morpheus role.

Initiation > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn7xtbXoBMg

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#16 31-05-2007 6:56pm
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cson wrote:

But what about the prostitution racket?

*listens to feed* I guess you could say..I'm Iraqi!

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#17 31-05-2007 6:56pm
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There is no prostitution scandal. The sex is provided for free once you become a mod.

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#18 31-05-2007 6:59pm
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#19 31-05-2007 7:42pm
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post six in this thread was actually taken at the last mods meeting at a top secret location in somebodies basement
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055096713

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#20 31-05-2007 9:33pm
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cson wrote:

The black overcoats?

Brown coats for some of us.

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#21 31-05-2007 10:11pm
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Evil Phil wrote:

Brown coats for some of us.

Shiney!

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#22 31-05-2007 10:16pm
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Thaedydal wrote:

Right i fyou lok at the last 10 thread in this forum you will see in at least 3 of them mods disagreeing about moderation decision.
There is no conspiracy
kthnksbye,

Obviously part of the cover up.

We see right through this.

:cool:

Now where's that Fight the Powah cat?

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#23 31-05-2007 11:03pm
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Evil Phil wrote:

Brown coats for some of us.

Brown shirts for others!

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#24 31-05-2007 11:08pm
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BuffyBot wrote:

Brown shirts for others!

surely......surely there are no blueshirts amongst the modtatorship?

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cson wrote:

surely......surely there are no blueshirts amongst the modtatorship?

I dont know about shirts, but don't call me shirley

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#26 01-06-2007 12:42am
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It's not a mod conspiracy, it's just that they have implants in their heads which link them together, and generate a type of hive mind mentality ... for evidence see here.

The truth is out there, people!

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#27 01-06-2007 10:35am
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Faith wrote:

There is no prostitution scandal. The sex is provided for free once you become a mod.

Then what the HELL am I paying for then?

Has to be said though, those subscribers fees go a long towards the re-fitting of septums following the use of all the free coke.

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#28 01-06-2007 11:18am
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seansouth wrote:

Then what the HELL am I paying for then?
.

This
Couldn't afford me though.

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#29 01-06-2007 11:21am
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Marksie wrote:

This

You fancy OAP wimmins, Marksie? :eek:

My ads on adverts.ie
https://www.adverts.ie/member/5856/ads

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unkel wrote:

You fancy OAP wimmins, Marksie? :eek:

You're calling Tar an OAP?

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#31 01-06-2007 11:36am
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unkel wrote:

You fancy OAP wimmins, Marksie? :eek:

I ain't a spring chicken myself!

Phht, its no conspiracy, there are things that are looked for in mods:

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