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BGRH Drunk Thread (Only post here if you are drinkin)

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    #452
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    gibve me you're a/s/l and ill tell you


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    #453
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    admiralofthefleet wrote:
    gibve me you're a/s/l and ill tell you

    errrrmmmm...DUHHHHHH, whats an "a/s/l" I mean?


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    #454
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Age sex location


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    #455
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Hagar wrote:
    Age sex location

    Age: 34
    Sex: (I'd prefer the word "gender" and as such I'd say female)
    Location: Dublin


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    #456
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I'm locked again. it had to be done, it was my duty to see Irelnd be no.1 top drunkards in europe again!

    wait... Kazobels a chick? a/s/l? tbh


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    #457
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    The Bollox wrote:

    wait... Kazobels a chick? a/s/l? tbh

    as far as everyone I live around knows, yes


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    #458
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    I've a savage hangover horn.

    What whould i eat?


    1) Cornflakes with milk in it

    2) Scrambled egg with milk in it. Comes with toast

    3) Fried egg with no milk in it. Comes with toast

    4) Last nights 3/4 eaten kebab


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    #459
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Dun laoire wrote:
    I've a savage hangover horn.

    What whould i eat?


    1) Cornflakes with milk in it

    2) Scrambled egg with milk in it. Comes with toast

    3) Fried egg with no milk in it. Comes with toast

    4) Last nights 3/4 eaten kebab

    Always go with the kebab :D


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    #460
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Kazobel wrote:
    Always go with the kebab :D

    There's a cigerette butt in it. Dont feckin remember putting that there:confused:


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    #461
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Dun laoire wrote:
    There's a cigerette butt in it. Dont feckin remember putting that there:confused:

    sure easy solution, call it fiber and you're sorted :D


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    #462
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I am drunk, woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #463
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Wouldnt it be a great laugh if busses went on strike on one side only


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    #464
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    One side of what? :confused:


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    #465
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    zaph wrote:
    One side of what? :confused:

    eh the train tracks? ;)


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    #466
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I just told the barstaff in a Balbriggan pub where to shove it after they id'd me. I'm 21 ffs!

    in retaliation I went up to order the next round, he said no so I took my top off, showing him my gut which I am very proud of, and politly asked again. he refused again so I retreated to my table and remained topless for the rest of my stay

    take THAT Balbriggan


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    #467
    patrickc
    Registered Users Posts: 7,895 ✭✭✭patrickc


    The Bollox wrote:
    I just told the barstaff in a Balbriggan pub where to shove it after they id'd me. I'm 21 ffs!

    in retaliation I went up to order the next round, he said no so I took my top off, showing him my gut which I am very proud of, and politly asked again. he refused again so I retreated to my table and remained topless for the rest of my stay

    take THAT Balbriggan

    excellent you showed them


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    #468
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I am slightly drunk. This will soon be remedied with an influx of another ten pints of Guinness. I finished at three today and managed about eight pints in about three hours. Go me!


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    #469
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Brother petes, you are an inspiration to us all.


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    #470
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    zaph wrote:
    Brother petes, you are an inspiration to us all.


    I know I haven't had enough as I am still able to type coherently :)


    Although there is a lot of editing going on.


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    #471
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Megabump.

    That's all.

    (as per the title of the thread)

    Carry on.


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    #472
    Looby_Loo
    Registered Users Posts: 414 ✭✭Looby_Loo


    Ooh whats this??
    *Takes a look around*


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    #473
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    This is the real drinking thread.

    Come in, make yourself at home.

    Sit on my knee.

    Sorry, too much.

    Dance for me instead.


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    #474
    DenMan
    Registered Users Posts: 7,995 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Evening everybody. Pint please.


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    #475
    Looby_Loo
    Registered Users Posts: 414 ✭✭Looby_Loo


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk5Wznvwmxc


    You wanted a dancing girl :)Why didnt that work?


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    #476
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DenMan wrote: »
    Evening everybody. Pint please.

    Wrong thread. The bar is there ^^


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    #477
    DenMan
    Registered Users Posts: 7,995 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Looby_Loo wrote: »
    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dk5Wznvwmxc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dk5Wznvwmxc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    You wanted a dancing girl :)

    With tattoos...Looby you fit the bill!!! Go girl....:)


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    #478
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Looby_Loo wrote: »
    You wanted a dancing girl

    Not exactly what I had in mind, but I appreciate the effort.

    Looby_Loo wrote: »
    Why didnt that work?

    Thank Des.

    How's Dennis?


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    #479
    Looby_Loo
    Registered Users Posts: 414 ✭✭Looby_Loo


    Thanks Des
    Umm I dunno, hes away somewhere isnt he? :)


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    #480
    DenMan
    Registered Users Posts: 7,995 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Not exactly what I had in mind, but I appreciate the effort.




    Thank Des.

    How's Dennis?

    Great Tom

    How are you keeping? Another drink?


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    #481
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Looby_Loo wrote: »
    Umm I dunno, hes away somewhere isnt he? :)

    Yes, that's right. Roscommon is "away".

    (it's beside Leitrim, btw)


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