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BGRH Drunk Thread (Only post here if you are drinkin)

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    #122
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    crosstownk wrote:
    Fuppin hell. I've had 8 bottles of Corona and 2 cans of Guinness, sipping Guinness no. 3 now. I read this thread and made no sense of it.

    Good stuff.


    I am distressingly sober and even I'm having trouble keeping up with this thread.


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    #123
    johnny_ultimate
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,442 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Lucy Lu wrote:
    PM sent. (don't tell Tom Dunne)

    [nosy internet nerd] If this PM exists it must be copied and pasted. [/nosy internet nerd]
    Me enjoying reading this thread.


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    #124
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Lucy, PM replied |(Don't worry I won't say a thing to %Tom)

    KTRIC, good lcuk wit de avsinthe!!!


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    #125
    DarkJager
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    Dear Zaph,

    This thread is not suppoosed to make sense to the sober people out there!!! Only those who are drunk can follow us!!!


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    #126
    johnny_ultimate
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,442 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    DarkJager wrote:
    Dear Zaph,

    This thread is not suppoosed to make sense to the sober people out there!!! Only those who are drunk can follow us!!!

    Phwoooar!


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    #127
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    On 2 and a 1/2 hours there were 126 replies to this thread!!!! Is that a record
    ?


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    #128
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    I do realise that Brother DJ, I'm just feeling a bit left out. I haven't been in a state of inebriation for a very long time, and won't be again until I'm off the crutches a while, just in case. :(


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    #129
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    zaph wrote:
    I do realise that Brother DJ, I'm just feeling a bit left out. I haven't been in a state of inebriation for a very long time, and won't be again until I'm off the crutches a while, just in case. :(

    Don't worry, brother zaph, we will have a drink or 82 for you.


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    #130
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Bless you Brother Tom :D


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    #131
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Exactly brother Zaph, and I hope you get well soon!!!! We will drink to you tonight brother!!!!! Toim, how';s bout tendin to the bar??? I can't be bbouncwwer tonight cause I'd only kick the shiznit out of your customers!!!


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    #132
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Sit yourself down and have another drink Brother DJ. I may as well make myself useful and look after the door for you, the crutches are handy for blocking entry and slapping messers around the head with. Now where did you put the lime green bouncer's coat?


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    #133
    trout
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    DarkJager wrote:
    Exactly brother Zaph, and I hope you get well soon!!!! We will drink to you tonight brother!!!!! Toim, how';s bout tendin to the bar??? I can't be bbouncwwer tonight cause I'd only kick the shiznit out of your customers!!!
    i'll "do" the door ... need somethin' to do as the Captain's ship has sailed and I'm fooked if I'm drinking that crate of Bud.

    Brother DJ, remind me again about biznitches and the shiznitches fo shizzle beeeeeeeeeyotch!


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    #134
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Okay. fo shizle my nizzle means For Sure my *****. If you call someone a byottchhm, and they follw up call me and Ill knock em out""""


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    #135
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DarkJager wrote:
    Okay. fo shizle my nizzle means For Sure my *****. If you call someone a byottchhm, and they follw up call me and Ill knock em out""""

    Word.

    To ya momma.

    Or whatever you crazy kids are saying these days.


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    #136
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Yeah Tom my nizzle, fo shizzle to da hizzle my dizle (P.S I dontt have a ****in clue what I'm talkin bout)


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    #137
    trout
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    DarkJager wrote:
    Okay. fo shizle my nizzle means For Sure my *****. If you call someone a byottchhm, and they follw up call me and Ill knock em out""""
    OK ... are we all nizzles here fo shizzle with da B to da G and da R to da H ? or something ?

    Where's that fighty fella gone ? mebbe he'll do the door ... i need beer and kebabs:mad: me crust is done in altogether


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    #138
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DarkJager wrote:
    (P.S I dontt have a ****in clue what I'm talkin bout)

    That makes three of us.

    PS Don't know how to embed videos.


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    #139
    DarkJager
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    Yeah we all be nizzle to da hizzle!!!! Tom can you sticky this beeeatch??? It seems to be very popular!!


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    #140
    tallaght01
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    Boys, this is a public service announcement...rambo III is on BBC 1 right now


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    #141
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    **** rambo, look at thisred rag around my head beeatcxh!!!!!!! I'm all the rambo you neeeeeeeeeeed!!!!


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    #142
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    tallaght01 wrote:
    Boys, this is a public service announcement...rambo III is on BBC 1 right now

    I'm more of a Bambi man myself.


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    #143
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    tallaght01 wrote:
    Boys, this is a public service announcement...rambo III is on BBC 1 right now


    thats nothing, Superfly is on BBC2


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    #144
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Thats nothing either...my balls are on public display through the unclosee curtains of my lbing room!!!


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    #145
    Tom Dunne
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    That's nothing.

    I am broadcasting my privates on a webcam via the internet.

    So there.

    And I need a 3 Mbit connection to do it.


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    #146
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Is that because you need very high resolution to pick any images up Brother Tom? ;)


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    #147
    DarkJager
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    I'm boroadcastrihg my nakkeid bals ober the internet brother tom!!! Take that!!


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    #148
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DarkJager wrote:
    Take that!!

    Never was a fan of Gary Barlow and co.

    Godammit I am on fire tonight.


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    #149
    Lucy Lu
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Lucy Lu


    tom dunne wrote:
    Godammit I am on fire tonight.

    Yes, I can vouch for that.


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    #150
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Ouch!!! * Get me some ice you pack of bitches!!!!* This is the most popular thread on boards at the moment!!! Everybody givbe yoursleves a pat on the back cause we ****ing rock!!!


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    #151
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DarkJager wrote:
    Ouch!!! * Get me some ice you pack of bitches!!!!* This is the most popular thread on boards at the moment!!! Everybody givbe yoursleves a pat on the back cause we ****ing rock!!!

    No, me and Mrs. Dunne rock.


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