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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭Temaz


    Her voice goes right through my head.

    You JUST know she's putting it on for the telly.

    I only got 3 or 4 hours sleep in hospital for the couple of nights I had to spend there but I got through it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Wasn't the -EXACT- same woman on an ad for them before an claiming something else? Either that or whoever makes their ads has a thing for really annoying, similar voices. It was the one where she was harping on about "your little tiny babies" which came over as pretty fecking low all in all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭Temaz


    Billy86 wrote: »
    Wasn't the -EXACT- same woman on an ad for them before an claiming something else? Either that or whoever makes their ads has a thing for really annoying, similar voices. It was the one where she was harping on about "your little tiny babies" which came over as pretty fecking low all in all.

    Different person but equally annoying. This Roz is much more nasally.


  • Registered Users Posts: 406 ✭✭denlaw


    The Aldi ad, "steaks ready love"

    "handread parcent"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    denlaw wrote: »
    "handread parcent"

    I still would.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    That smug "Emmaaaaaaaa" one.

    Revenge I guess for the "Donaaaaaal!" one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    That smug "Emmaaaaaaaa" one.

    Revenge I guess for the "Donaaaaaal!" one.
    Serious touch of rapist off the first time he says it in the ad...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭Sigourney


    darkdubh wrote: »
    I wonder what horrors will Meteor unleash on us this Christmas? quote]

    You asked for it; here it is: http://youtu.be/g2dyqhy44Hs

    ¿Mamacita, dónde está Santa Claus? ¡Ay, dios mío!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭sunbabe08


    i may actually cry :( that was 40 seconds felt like 5 mins long. bring back the choir singing please


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    I love that song in the Meteor ad.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    sunbabe08 wrote: »
    i may actually cry :( that was 40 seconds felt like 5 mins long. bring back the choir singing please

    You must have very little in your life bothering you if that ad makes you want to cry.


  • Registered Users Posts: 406 ✭✭denlaw


    Billy86 wrote: »
    Serious touch of rapist off the first time he says it in the ad...
    touch of a wife beater as well..


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,882 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    denlaw wrote: »
    touch of a wife beater as well..

    My main impression with that ad is that the look on Emma's face says "how did I end up married to this condescending s***bag?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    Has anyone seen the 'lavish' new M&S christmas ad?(christmas = alice in wonderland apparently).

    I could be wrong is the "actress" the one from Transformers 3?

    It also features Helena Bonham Carter.... goes on for a whole minute & looks like it cost about a million pounds.
    Yet I still thought it was terrible.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Rosie Huntington-Whitely.

    All the big Christmas ads are a let down this year.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    The Park Ireland for Christmas. Jesus wept.

    It's on 1000 times an hour. If they saved all the money on advertising they could give it to them anyway. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,038 ✭✭✭Go Harvey Go


    Sigourney wrote: »
    You asked for it; here it is: http://youtu.be/g2dyqhy44Hs

    ¿Mamacita, dónde está Santa Claus? ¡Ay, dios mío!

    Well, the choice of song is good - but everything else... :rolleyes:

    The voiceover sounds like he's trying to be Alan Hughes - if so, he's failing miserably.

    Also, "a massive €25,000 cash". I don't think it's that massive, actually - especially when one considers that every contestant on Stinging Reek (you know what I mean) goes away with at least €20,000...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Has anyone seen the 'lavish' new M&S christmas ad?(christmas = alice in wonderland apparently).

    I could be wrong is the "actress" the one from Transformers 3?

    It also features Helena Bonham Carter.... goes on for a whole minute & looks like it cost about a million pounds.
    Yet I still thought it was terrible.

    I liked it. But then I'm a sucker for fairytale/Alice stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    My main impression with that ad is that the look on Emma's face says "how did I end up married to this condescending s***bag?"

    Agree. I hate that ad!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭uggybear


    The new prepaypower.ie ad with the crazy women exclaiming: "can be a reeal nitemaaare" sounds too much like Cruella de Vil


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    uggybear wrote: »
    The new prepaypower.ie ad with the crazy women exclaiming: "can be a reeal nitemaaare" sounds too much like Cruella de Vil

    Sounds too much like shíte. I could never figure out what that ad was for (I never continued to watch).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Just had "Donal, donal? DONAL!", followed by "Emma. Emma? EMMA!"!".

    Thoroughly irritating.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    syklops wrote: »
    Just had "Donal, donal? DONAL!", followed by "Emma. Emma? EMMA!"!".

    Thoroughly irritating.

    I'm surprised someone hasn't made a mashup of the two of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Allyall wrote: »
    I'm surprised someone hasn't made a mashup of the two of them.

    I was actually considering it last night.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    syklops wrote: »
    I was actually considering it last night.
    Go for it. :D and :mad:
    Ask for donations here, and we could Pay daytime TV to play it 1000 times a day as payback :rolleyes:.
    I was about to google them to see what they might look like together, and i realised, i have no Fcking idead what they're for! :confused:

    Are they made by the same agency/person?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,123 ✭✭✭Royale with Cheese


    This isn't one particular ad, nor do I find the ads themselves that annoying (well some can be), but not being able to sit down and watch a football match without being bombarded with instructions to BET NOW!!! by about 6 different online bookies infuriates me. Shut the fúck up, I do not want to throw all my money into a black hole, and I hate the fact you make hundreds of millions from people who do.

    Paddy power
    Betfair
    Victor Chandler
    Ladbrokes
    Coral
    William Hill

    Fúck off and die. All of you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Ads with 007's aftershave for men.
    What sort of After shave do the Bond villains use? Both male & female?Think of Pussy Galore in Goldfinger etc... Now there's a product line! Thinking of Christopher Walken here in ' A View to a kill' - he features In better quality menswear ads at the moment does'nt he?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭uggybear


    Allyall wrote: »
    Sounds too much like shíte. I could never figure out what that ad was for (I never continued to watch).
    Instead of paying for your electricity with bills you can top it up with a prepay plan.


  • Registered Users Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Bertser


    All the car adverts at the moment, are completely unbearable apart from maybe the Toyota one. Bad music being the main reason.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    The Shreddies ad, where the invento stumbles upon the secret to healthy living I.e. Wheat ... Whilst running through a field of wheat.


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