Adverts you despise

Dickie10

i know not that many would have heard this if your not living in the north east, but theres an ad on LMFM radio recently for Quayside Kitchens in Dundalk. My god its horrific, i dont even know if its a man or woman on it. and for some reason they seem to have across between aa Dundalk/Northern accent and a Scottish accent. it really is weird its ahrd to distinguish what age the narrator even is, cant understand why they have hat seems like a bit of a pyscho advertising thier business, i would be horrifeied if it was mine.

syklops

...Dundalk/Northern accent

No offense to anyone from there but that is not an accent for radio.

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris wrote: »

Just watched that ad. It aint that bad...its baby poo sure! I had visions of a woman washing her husbands ****ty bed sheets or something.

I don't get why baby poo is somehow fine but adult poo is not! Now I know babies can't control when and where they poo, but adults can very well control when and where to show it on TV!

And dog poo? Is dog poo OK?

Go Harvey Go

Deleted User wrote: »

I don't get why baby poo is somehow fine but adult poo is not! Now I know babies can't control when and where they poo, but adults can very well control when and where to show it on TV!

And dog poo? Is dog poo OK?

"Horse poo is very good. But human poo and dog poo, that's poisonous, I think. And then there's elephant poo, which is enormous. And lion's poo... now, that must frighten anybody off."

OldNotWIse

Not so much the ad but the music from the Virgin Media ad "in order to get what you want done"

smilerf

That just eat ad.
Can ya imagine a dirty auld one putting her hands on your lips.
Puke

Brendan Bendar

smilerf wrote: »

That just eat ad.
Can ya imagine a dirty auld one putting her hands on your lips.
Puke

Whiffe of stale baccy off them:eek:

PopePalpatine

Cul Camps have mutilated "School's Out" in a way that'd even make Seymour Skinner cringe.

Gen.Zhukov

The Volterol ad
Voiceover something like .......“ Last week my husband was in pain”.......... [looks around] camera cuts to husband......
It’s a bit of an upmarket do, the complete bell-end husband is dancing on his own, to no music, nobody else dancing (due to lack of music) What a twat.
Voiceover should be........” Last week my husband was in pain......he used Volterol and now he’s an idiot”.
If that’s what Volterol does to ya, think I’ll give it a miss.



The Colgate whitening t/paste ad with the 2 models smiling all over the place.
The last time I saw mouths like that, they were trying to take the arm of Jacques Cousteau.

flazio

smilerf wrote: »

That just eat ad.
Can ya imagine a dirty auld one putting her hands on your lips.
Puke

"I'm not eating that."

LynnGrace

1.618 wrote: »

The Volterol ad
Voiceover something like .......“ Last week my husband was in pain”.......... [looks around] camera cuts to husband......
It’s a bit of an upmarket do, the complete bell-end husband is dancing on his own, to no music, nobody else dancing (due to lack of music) What a twat.
Voiceover should be........” Last week my husband was in pain......he used Volterol and now he’s an idiot”.
If that’s what Volterol does to ya, think I’ll give it a miss.

Love it! The good thing about this thread is that it can make some annoying ads funny, due to comments on here.

blueser

That Coral's ad, with the fat scouser and his magic whistle. If his whistle can indeed stop the rain, why does he wait so long before he uses it ("I've had enough of this")? We should be told.

colm_mcm

Seen a new ad I hate.
Green Isle, some muppet dressed as a farmer over emphasising every word.

LynnGrace

I don't know what this ad is for, but it's annoying. A young lad with a tail, I think it's a dog's tail attached to him.

colm_mcm

Birds Eye

Andy From Sligo

I detest this bloody advert - when it comes on I want to hit someone... or something, or throw a shoe at the TV lol

Robsweezie

The new lidl ad all based around the word full where she slams the car boot at the end.

Also the " I buy it" ads for lidl. On a lighter note I always picture an overworked mother saying " I buy it...and they fcukin eat it!" pointing over to her kids stuffing their faces at the table.

Atlantic Dawn

Robsweezie wrote: »

The new lidl ad all based around the word full where she slams the car boot at the end.

Also the " I buy it" ads for lidl. On a lighter note I always picture an overworked mother saying " I buy it...and they fcukin eat it!" pointing over to her kids stuffing their faces at the table.

Every time I see it I can't help thinking of Robocop and....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5HOt0ZOcYk

Andy From Sligo

Does that mother get a bit of a thrill with seeing her son naked in the shower she's like "full on" and she smiles creepily as she says it - feckin weird!

Robsweezie

Yep, the "full monty" as she puts it :-o

Auld Jim Halpin

blueser wrote: »

That Coral's ad, with the fat scouser and his magic whistle. If his whistle can indeed stop the rain, why does he wait so long before he uses it ("I've had enough of this")? We should be told.

Yes, those Coral ads really get on my nerves, especially the Coral Casino ad with the same twat and his 007 camera, and the "Everybody Dance Now" lyric, makes my brain sting

Andy From Sligo

What the feck is that young wan cuddling up to her dirty uncle on a sofa watching room to improve ffs, disappointed that they missed the beginning. And the feckin nosy barstard family calling round because 'they were in the bollickin area!' .. for gods sake he lives up in the arse of beyond sure! Up a feckin mountain

darkdubh

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

I detest this bloody advert - when it comes on I want to hit someone... or something, or throw a shoe at the TV lol

Lol the "farmer" with his Dort accent.If that guy got cowdung on his wellies he'd probably faint.

peejay1986

I liked the M&Ms 'Get in the bowl' ad when it first came out. Now, after seeing it for the 14,552th time, I despise it.

Tipsy McSwagger

The new Supermacs ad is just pure awful. The acting is about the same standard of the people who go into the place.

PopePalpatine

Robsweezie wrote: »

The new lidl ad all based around the word full where she slams the car boot at the end.

Also the " I buy it" ads for lidl. On a lighter note I always picture an overworked mother saying " I buy it...and they fcukin eat it!" pointing over to her kids stuffing their faces at the table.

I hate it because they've dragged back "Hey Soul Sister" from the depths of obscurity where it bloody belonged. :mad:

flazio

That Brady Irish ham ad of Irishness, from Ireland. It's like it can't make up its mind if it's a serious ad like Bord Bia efforts, or a pee take like the McDonnells Curry sauce.

Dickie10

this is a tuning fork. what the hell is a tuning fork??? where did they pull that from? its on a BMW ad on newstalk. this is really one of the oddest ads i have ever heard. a tuning fork ffs, why ?

colm_mcm

PopePalpatine wrote: »

I hate it because they've dragged back "Hey Soul Sister" from the depths of obscurity where it bloody belonged. :mad:

Not only that, but it appears that they used a cover version performed by a goat

Ralf and Florian

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

I detest this bloody advert - when it comes on I want to hit someone... or something, or throw a shoe at the TV lol

Where did they find that @sshole?