Adverts you despise

OldMrBrennan83

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Andy From Sligo

ollaetta wrote: »

The Back to School bundle ad by Bord Gais was on just now. It's the 30th July. Just fcuk right off!

used to hate that when I was little, just only broke up from school for summer holliers and there were bleeding back to school ads on TV !

Rorok

Not mainly on tv but have seen a couple, those bloody game of war ads (and total war ads I think). Where they have the COMPLETELY realistic game thing, where it's like entering a room with someone and your diving for cover and the upgraded graphics while the thing that's happening in the trailer never happens in game, and they never mention all the special gems you probably have to buy

ofcork

They normally have not actual game footage written at the bottom of the screen.

madmaggie

An ad on local radio for a Christmas meal/entertainment deal. FFS, it's August 1st.

Andy From Sligo

I was watching that fruit pastel advert in the daytime when it first come on where yer woman puts the fruit pastels in her mouth and chews, and me wife was shopping in town and I actually phoned her up and said do us a favour can you buy me a packet of fruit pastels please I really fancy some - heres where advertising works!

Archeron

Just witnessed a new Cosadyl ad. Beautiful woman wakes up in bed and unexpectedly starts to spit out all her teeth into her hand. Then relief, it's only a terrible scary dream. Relieved beautiful woman walks into bathroom to reveal, she is missing a tooth! Then the voice-over says something like, how reality can be scarier than nightmares in a vaguely threatening manner.

The company who came up with "for people who spit blood when they brush their teeth" as a company slogan have teamed up with the producers of A Nightmare on Elm Street.

what could go wrong?

Jimbob1977

The Always Ultra advert about girls in sport.

50% of girls give up sport when they hit puberty.

The insinuation is that someone is forcing them to give up sport (possibly the 'Patriarchy').

If girls want to play sport, nobody is stopping them.

Jimbob1977

Archeron wrote: »

Just witnessed a new Cosadyl ad. Beautiful woman wakes up in bed and unexpectedly starts to spit out all her teeth into her hand. Then relief, it's only a terrible scary dream. Relieved beautiful woman walks into bathroom to reveal, she is missing a tooth! Then the voice-over says something like, how reality can be scarier than nightmares in a vaguely threatening manner.

The company who came up with "for people who spit blood when they brush their teeth" as a company slogan have teamed up with the producers of A Nightmare on Elm Street.

what could go wrong?

I agree. That advert is a horror show. Might even work!

take everything

darkdubh wrote: »

Just saw that Haribo ad with the rugby team talking in childrens voices.Horrible!:mad:

Whatever creative came up with that should take a proper look at themselves

Robsweezie

"gotta get away now, gotta go see ya later..."

Andy From Sligo

the Chivers Jelly advert where the kid comes in and says "can I have this?" (meaning the ipad) ... whatever happened to manners and the extra word "please"

Watch out for the continuity error, she puts down the ipad face down and in the next frame its face up for the rest of the advert.

and the father in the other ad "has anyone seen my keys? .... anyone??" - again the word 'please' missing ... he looks a right ignorant git anyway

blueser

That TicTac advert. "Join a queue and shout 'CONGAAAA'. Christ.

Brendan Bendar

blueser wrote: »

That TicTac advert. "Join a queue and shout 'CONGAAAA'. Christ.

Try that at the queue in Borza's in the Neilstown SC of a Sahurday night.


Uhmmmmmmmm ...............

Rorok

blueser wrote: »

That TicTac advert. "Join a queue and shout 'CONGAAAA'. Christ.

There's a twat I know who did that and everyone just glared at him, then when we asked him what the hell he was doing he said its from that tic tac ad. :pac:

An Riabhach

I cannot f**king STAND that poncey song for the 123.ie ad. Really irritating.

Robsweezie

Robsweezie wrote: »

"gotta get away now, gotta go see ya later..."

Twould make your ears bleed. One of the worst jingles ive ever heard.

OldMrBrennan83

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Andy From Sligo

An Riabhach wrote: »

I cannot f**king STAND that poncey song for the 123.ie ad. Really irritating.

I like it - Bruno Mars song innit?

Andy From Sligo

Rorok wrote: »

There's a twat I know who did that and everyone just glared at him, then when we asked him what the hell he was doing he said its from that tic tac ad. :pac:

certainly be out of place if you done it at a funeral :pac:

Ralf and Florian

Rorok wrote: »

There's a twat I know who did that and everyone just glared at him, then when we asked him what the hell he was doing he said its from that tic tac ad. :pac:

Did anyone punch him?

Brendan Bendar

That wooden bear in the Müller Rice ad.

Love to leave a loafer hanging out of his hole.

Annoying kernt.

castletownman

Them two kids in the new Milky Way ad playing with the balloons. Particularly the boy. Looks like the kind of annoying chap you'd see be a pain in the hole in public.

Rorok

castletownman wrote: »

Them two kids in the new Milky Way ad playing with the balloons. Particularly the boy. Looks like the kind of annoying chap you'd see be a pain in the hole in public.

Saw that, they're both having fun messing with balloons and then the mom grabs the boys one and tosses him a packet, then steals some back?

Andy From Sligo

So then, this Carroll's Ham advert .... did they really cut the dog's fur like that for the advert? :eek:

i'm an animal lover and I hate animal abuse of any kind so thats me never using them for my bloody sarnies any more - its Denny (or LIDL/ALDI equivilent) from now on! ....

Realt Dearg Sec

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

So then, this Carroll's Ham advert .... did they really cut the dog's fur like that for the advert? :eek:

i'm an animal lover and I hate animal abuse of any kind so thats me never using them for my bloody sarnies any more - its Denny (or LIDL/ALDI equivilent) from now on! ....

Eh, there's a problem in your logic there Andy!

readytosnap

That po xy vanish ad with the "TIPS",

Got chocolate stain on your clothes? well rub a bit on the stain add a scoop to the wash and voila.

Got wine stain on your clothes? well rub a bit on the stain add a scoop to the wash and voila.

Got grass stain on your clothes? well rub a bit on the stain add a scoop to the wash and voila.

Got scutter stain on your clothes? well rub a bit on the stain add a scoop to the wash and voila.

No matter what the stain the "TIP IS THE F*CKING SAME"

It drives me mad it does, it does, it really does.

Andy From Sligo

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Eh, there's a problem in your logic there Andy!

yeah I had a thought about that after I wrote n posted it

Gadgetman496

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

So then, this Carroll's Ham advert .... did they really cut the dog's fur like that for the advert? :eek:

i'm an animal lover and I hate animal abuse of any kind so thats me never using them for my bloody sarnies any more - its Denny (or LIDL/ALDI equivilent) from now on! ....

So, you're an animal lover Andy?

readytosnap

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

yeah I had a thought about that after I wrote n posted it

Does that mean you were telling porkies?