Adverts you despise

Futurewarrior

That tampax pearl ad "purls I invented them doreling" really hate that one above them all. Also the muller ads with the "normal" people describing how good they are, Cheap english twatbags.

Elmo

Coors Light, I have notice they got rid of the waving eejit at the end of the add.

Pjays

Wii ads. plain annoying:mad:

SprostonGreen

yknaa wrote: »

How about the one for Stenna Line where the young kid is shouting on about the boat being amazing and he got to meet 'bi-curious George' ;-) Desperate stuff.

Edit: Maybe it was 'furious George' ;-)

Yes hate that too and the little fcuker is on the radio too.

TargetWidow

Always ultra fanny-pads with the pinballs whizzing round them. Disturbing, on so many levels. Makes me yearn for the good ole days when advertisers of Li-lets tampons thought that getting your period would give you the irresistable urge to go roller-blading with your dogs pulling you along on their leads. Wild whacky creatures that we are.

fintonie

I never read any of the other posts sorry but that guy with the fcuking glasses for the bank does me ed in

WesternNight

The current Always ad - "Have a happy period." - f*ck off.

efb

Currently Hating:
Oats & More- "You wont like them"- you're right, cos they're sh!t, you corrie reject soap actor!
Muller: All ads, your yogurts suck, and chav family feedback doesn't make it any more appealing! And the other ad about the berry song!
Kingsmill ad: Christ Suggs vet the ads you sell (all) your songs to. Mother wafting the toast smell to wake the son!
Lynx fish guy ad- Urgh

TargetWidow

All ads for the squillions of devious shops who have sofas at their "normal" (inflated) price for 5 minutes and have a "sale" on for the rest of the bloody year. Shove yeer sofas up yeer a*sx0le5. They are only bloody tat anyway.

Namlub

efb wrote: »

Currently Hating:
Muller: All ads, your yogurts suck, and chav family feedback doesn't make it any more appealing! And the other ad about the berry song!

Yes. I'm tempted to boycott those yogurts to teach whoever thought "Got me biscuit, got me crunch...I've got life,got creamy yogurt" would be an acceptable jingle.
Also, not so much the ad but the red-haired girl in the Halifax ads irritates me.

Necronomicon

5starpool wrote: »

That Guinness ad for Arthurs day annoys the fck out of me, and we have to put up with it for about 7 more weeks. It is on practically every ad break. AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH.

Green Giant wrote: »

1,2,3,4, can I have a little more...all together nooooooooooow!

I'm a Bud drinker myself but that ad is cringeworthy

These two are the biggest offenders for me at the moment. I actually have to mute the tv as soon as the Bud one comes on.

Another one that has me jumping for the remote is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2nHXcWinvg

There are so many ad-writers for insurance and banking that need to be shot out of a cannon.

Mac 3

+1 for 123.ie

Cant stand those ads for Aviva. Paul Whitehoue playing several different characters, one more annoying than the last...

fintonie

the add for the car where he facts her

TargetWidow

oooo ooooo oooo I have one......... That prat in the little adverts between some program sponsored by 3 I think... the so called comedian twat. He's the pitts.

SprostonGreen

TargetWidow wrote: »

oooo ooooo oooo I have one......... That prat in the little adverts between some program sponsored by 3 I think... the so called comedian twat. He's the pitts.

Do you mean the prick just before the adverts on 8 out of 10 cats? Yeah he needs to headbutted.

TargetWidow

3 were obviously too cheap to get a decent comedian. I mean Bottler would be a vast improvement on the guy they have. And Bottler is torture.

Some_Person

Those Muller ads....oh f%$^ :mad:.

phasers

The new Spar ad with Louis Walsh and Bertie Ahern impersonators

it makes me feel sick whenever I hear it

Dennis the Stone

Holysmokes wrote: »

Come on! The Spar-Bertie-Louis-Walsh TV ad looks class. It must've cost a fortune - it was previewed in the news of the world and cost a mill or something. I've two kids and they laugh their heads off at teh louis character esp. IMO it's working - only it's hard to get hold of the one euro offers some days in Spar cos everyone's going in for them it seems...;)

It's absolute rubbish. The impersonations are rubbish. It's not funny in any way. That Nob Nation guy is cringeworthy. Your kids must have bad taste.

Danno

That 123.ie advert is so annoying. Why do they put these adverts on?

Rud Annamh

I haven't read all 96 pages of posts, but I'm pretty certain those Harvey Normal SHOUTING adverts have raised a few hackles.

Another radio ad that is increasingly irritating is the one for the Tom Crean play - interesting the first few times, even entertaining - but constantly shouting the same two lines "South Georgia!" - couldn't they cobble together a few versions with... shocking suggestion... different quotations?

population

That clearisil ad

"Hey can I borrow your lip balm"

"Caution clearisil may cause confidence..... and breed a generation of budding rapists"

population

Oh and that fckuing Ikea ad with the girl in the red dress.

Absolutley teeming with continuity errors but I will just cut to the chase on this. The parents look all shocked to see her tagging along and waving in her red dress. "Look at our little girl, only 9 and a rebel!!!"

Only 9 and seems to have her own secret wardrobe from what I can gather. Seriously did she buy it herself with her hard earned cash or some such improbable ****e???

Panthro

my all new "fooking hate that ad"

"autoglass repair...autoglass replace.."

with that fella thats clearly
READING from the PROMPT as HE doesnt SEEM sure WHicH words he SHouLD be EMPHasizING

ahh come on now!

darkdubh

This ad thats been on for a while now,i think its for vodaphone where this fella rings up all his ex classmates and drives around the country looking them up.I cant help but notice that his classmates all look at least 10 years older than him.

TargetWidow

papagormo wrote: »

my all new "fooking hate that ad"

"autoglass repair...autoglass replace.."

with that fella thats clearly
READING from the PROMPT as HE doesnt SEEM sure WHicH words he SHouLD be EMPHasizING

ahh come on now!

My friend says that even though she hates the ad, she's still let Luke fill her crack with his special resin anytime!:D

Pace2008

Muller have struck again. In their latest ad, they boast that their superior new product 'Contains only 7 ingredients-' I'm still at a loss trying to figure out how this is a selling point. The only other company that rival them for pure advertising ****ness are their competitors and masters of pseudoscience, Danone. I have no idea why a product as innocuous as yoghurt warrants the launch of such obnoxious marketing campaigns.

rannerap

Futurewarrior wrote: »

That tampax pearl ad "purls I invented them doreling" really hate that one above them all. Also the muller ads with the "normal" people describing how good they are, Cheap english twatbags.

i think that tampax ad is brilliant!

docdolittle

The shreddies grannies ad... it almost made me sick the first time.... THe thought of all the grannies knitting and there skin falling off into the shreddies... Then they say "And now with new 'Frosted Shreddies'" Put me off shreddies for life

Acacia

Sweet holy Jaysus on a bicycle. Reid furniture 'sampling' Metro Station's 'Shake It' to flog their fcukin' sofas!

"Save, save,save,save,save, save here!":eek:

Almost as cringey as that Bertie and Louis Walsh ad for Spar.

These two have recently confirmed my belief in Bill Hicks' wise words, "Anybody in advertising or marketing should just kill themselves. Seriously".