Adverts you despise

phasers · 28-08-2009 10:10pm

The PC world ad is killing me right now.

Some English girl talking about webchatting with "mam" and going to "college"

But in the English version of the ad (With the same girl) she's going to "uni" and chatting with "my mum"

She has a feckin english accent PC world, how stupid do you think Irish people are?

TargetWidow · 29-08-2009 10:25pm

Radio advert which is something to do with getting the bus with a dog really annoyingly barking in the backround. Sounds like it was recorded in someones kitchen- badly. WTF.:mad::mad::mad:

Namlub · 29-08-2009 10:53pm

phasers wrote: »

The PC world ad is killing me right now.

Some English girl talking about webchatting with "mam" and going to "college"

But in the English version of the ad (With the same girl) she's going to "uni" and chatting with "my mum"

She has a feckin english accent PC world, how stupid do you think Irish people are?

Ahaha, just saw that there, they might as well have had her saying "Top o' the morning" at the start of it, ramp up the oirishness a bit more, like... :rolleyes:

Thargor · 30-08-2009 9:27pm

That Bulmers ad about making cuts is in every ad break now, it doesnt even make sense, when hes talking to the apples and the bees it has nothing to do with making cuts, its just pure sh1t.

Miss Lockhart · 30-08-2009 10:52pm

The one for Corsodyl Mouthwash where you are looking at a wash basin and listening to somebody brushing their teeth and eventually a tooth falls out into the basin.

It turns my stomach when the tooth clinks in the basin. Ugh!

30-08-2009 11:03pm

Miss Lockhart wrote: »

The one for Corsodyl Mouthwash where you are looking at a wash basin and listening to somebody brushing their teeth and eventually a tooth falls out into the basin.

It turns my stomach when the tooth clinks in the basin. Ugh!

Did you see their other ad which shows a woman in a field, she then opens her mouth and there's a tooth missing. Seems they're really trying to gross out people.

JonathanAnon · 31-08-2009 3:01pm

Thargor wrote: »

That Bulmers ad about making cuts is in every ad break now, it doesnt even make sense, when hes talking to the apples and the bees it has nothing to do with making cuts, its just pure sh1t.

Would it not be more appropriate to have the Bulmers boss going into an all staff meeting and saying "120 of you are being fired", like what actually did happen. This must be some insult to those people. All those ads are stupid and the drink is p1sswater.

Those Oliver Callan ads for Bertie and Louis are the worst thing I've ever seen. As I've said before, the guy is a good mimic, but the material for the ad and his Nob Nation show are awful. I know that he is limited to what Spar tell him to do, but what he has come up with is just not funny.

WesternNight · 31-08-2009 3:06pm

Every single "get these great ring tones" ad.

Ciaran B · 01-09-2009 8:13am

That 'What's this EU thingy doing for me' series of ads that are showing in cinemas. It's the way the girl says 'thingy' that wrecks my head.

Dr.NickRiviera · 01-09-2009 8:33am

The 'mobiles for money' ad completely wrecks my head. Especially the part where the bald guy with a long goatee says 'Cool'...
Give over...
Harvey Norman ads....i dont even need to elaborate...

Finally..the gaviscon ad...part at the end when the policeman jumps up in the air and does the splits...game over!

Oh yeah...ads for sanitary towels...like come on! its 7pm...im eating my dinner...COME ON!!!

Oh one last one...'Compare the market.com Compare the Meeeercat.com' Lets just say, i actually used to like meercats

Sir Gallagher · 01-09-2009 5:15pm

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Panthro · 01-09-2009 11:53pm

TargetWidow wrote: »

My friend says that even though she hates the ad, she's still let Luke fill her crack with his special resin anytime!:D

laughs my ass off and nearly slips off the seat in the process-that story is priceless!!!

brenn7475 · 02-09-2009 5:07pm

Jesus if I see the Ad one more time

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

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Thargor · 03-09-2009 12:32am

I cant take that Guinness ad anymore, it really bothers me when I see it now.

"To Arthur!", "To Martha!", "To Parsnips!"

I hate every smug grinning cúnt in it, its on in every ad break on every channel, 4uck knows how many millions they've wasted on it. I cant even make out half of whats being said.

Miss Lockhart · 03-09-2009 12:44am

Through a weird set of circumstances (no cable, only aerial, crap reception on all Irish stations) I only have Living TV (Have no clue how I can get Living on aerial but not RTE!?).

I am sick to death of hearing about the "The Money Shop".

Pure gold, pure cash etc. The way yer one moves irritates me.

Also their endless ads for ANTM and Dating in the Dark.

flahavaj · 03-09-2009 1:32am

"Can i go to Paul's for a poo?"

For some reason this really creeps me out. Disturbing.

population · 03-09-2009 9:08pm

Can you imagine what Paul's parents are thinking???

"Jesus here comes that weird kid who likes ****ting in our house" "I really am not comfortable with our child hanging out with a fecalphoeliac"

population · 03-09-2009 9:11pm

Also that bloody Bulmers ad. So in order for Bulmers to make cuts they need to entrust the process to a developmentally disabled effeminite weirdo running around with a shears screaming at bees and apples????

James Howlett · 03-09-2009 9:19pm

I just discovered this thread and jumped to the last page but I'm sure this has to have been mentioned;

The Barry's Tea happened - The strangest thing happened...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr4Fwwv8NCg&feature=PlayList&p=6E9213F54B18EC18&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2

I could be having a nice and relaxing evening in by the television but when this wench comes on I scream blue murder at the tv until she ****s off. Never hated an ad so much before.

Also +1 for the "Poo at Paul's" kid.

Cris Jones · 03-09-2009 9:43pm

flahavaj wrote: »

"Can i go to Paul's for a poo?"

For some reason this really creeps me out. Disturbing.

Especially disturbing for the people who live in Paul's house! The mum is disturbing as well for allowing it!...

Sids Not · 04-09-2009 10:18am

You dont seem to realise that when he goes to Paul's house , he gets treated like a little prince, sweets ,chocolates ,games and Paul never complain's when he leaves the door open, because Paul is........

Paul Francis Gadd..............:eek::eek::eek:

Faith · 04-09-2009 10:58am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-yEWZTBQ64

AGGHHH!

SHREDDER · 04-09-2009 11:07am

Royale with Cheese wrote: »

My god. Every time that Vauxhall Zafira ad comes on with those two stupid fat English kids pretending they're all grown up + talking shíte in general, I just have to scramble around looking for the remote to turn the tv off or hit mute or something. Every time. If I ever somehow meet these kids in real life I'm going to have to bash their faces in. It was bad enough when there was just one ad, but they've turned into a fúcking series.

Anyone else feel the same? Any other adverts that get on your tits?

Those pug faced Nothern english twats, catered for numb skull English people who sit in there generic housing estates infront of thery're big HD TV's, Drinking Carling black label watching sky sports. On a grey saturday afternoon in Lancashire.

Another annoying advert are those Spar commercials with annimations of Louis Walsh and Bertie Ahern I've shat out funnier impressions.

SHREDDER · 04-09-2009 11:13am

Guinness Adverts piss me off to no end. No expense is spared on these art house wanna be adverts that try to appeal to the Every man in us.

Guinness and irish Rugby have t be the most absurd yet. "Born of our land!" Tree beard and the boys dressed in Jersey's. Guinness died on the cross to give us Irish Rugby.

HAs any body seen the billboards with "a champion will rise". With a man holding the McCarthy cup like a shield, while aloft a pile of hurleys and helmets. It's embarrassing, Who is behind these Guinness Campaigns?

While in a Galway off liscense I seen a poster With a Half Robotic rugby player with a green LED for an eye. Saying "Guinness, It's inside all of us."

SHREDDER · 04-09-2009 11:18am

One more thing has anybody seen the Volvic Advert? "Time for a cheeky volvic"!

Sids Not · 04-09-2009 11:43am

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

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Think i'll call him out just to give him a smack for trying NOT to sound Dublin....:rolleyes:

deadhead13 · 04-09-2009 12:04pm

This abomination.

Elmo · 04-09-2009 12:29pm

Faith wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-yEWZTBQ64

AGGHHH!

Why?

Jip · 04-09-2009 12:57pm

SHREDDER wrote: »

Guinness Adverts piss me off to no end. No expense is spared on these art house wanna be adverts that try to appeal to the Every man in us.

Guinness and irish Rugby have t be the most absurd yet. "Born of our land!" Tree beard and the boys dressed in Jersey's. Guinness died on the cross to give us Irish Rugby.

HAs any body seen the billboards with "a champion will rise". With a man holding the McCarthy cup like a shield, while aloft a pile of hurleys and helmets. It's embarrassing, Who is behind these Guinness Campaigns?

While in a Galway off liscense I seen a poster With a Half Robotic rugby player with a green LED for an eye. Saying "Guinness, It's inside all of us."

Guinness ads are genius, I don't think there's ever been a bad one.

tvnutz · 04-09-2009 1:01pm

Jip wrote: »

Guinness ads are genius, I don't think there's ever been a bad one.

The newest one,its terrible.

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