Adverts you despise

Tchaikovsky

That ****ing eircom ad that's on all the time; **** you and your propaganda, eircom, you're not fooling anyone! And you suck!

Tchaikovsky

That's some arse, by the way

tech77

Duggy747 wrote: »

The new Vodafone knitting ad, Jesus Christ I wanna give yer man and his "kooky" buddies a kick in the face. :pac:

Good choice.
Why do they think putting a cardigan on a tree is a good idea.
Ecologically, aesthetically, whatever...it's just stupid.

susanroth

All vodafone ads:mad: i'd nearly change networks over them if it wasnt for the free calls:P

and that "go compare" ad drives me nuts

BlaasForRafa

The LG adverts before and after The Big Bang Theory on Channel 4/E4 are incredibly annoying. I will NEVER buy an LG product because of these offences to the ear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-WeGadbuhU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNPY-LpHdtI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf1C335BBSk

Royale with Cheese

Just saw an ad with Wayne Rooney running around topless. Who decided that would be a good idea?

JonathanAnon

Royale with Cheese wrote: »

Just saw an ad with Wayne Rooney running around topless. Who decided that would be a good idea?

It's fairly bizarre alright. What's the reason why one wayne rooney is kitted and the other isnot?

efb

McDonalds 3 is a magic number.... AAAARRRRGH!
and there is more lettuce than onion on that burger, whats that about???
4 is a better number or 2 is more realistic, I mean who counts onion as a chief ingredient????

Cris Jones

ziggy wrote: »

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Get a girlfriend. :rolleyes:
And her arse looks like Wayne Rooney's chest. And her boyfriend is an arse.:D

fricatus

heviballs wrote: »

the worst add at the mo is defo the Gilette Fusion add where the guy brings in his blades to a garage,it's so bad

lord lucan wrote: »

"This baby's gonna run like new"! WTF?! It's a feckin' razor blade!:mad:

Try changing it for a smoooooother riiide!

Oh yeah baby...

Chaaaaahhh....

Don't you wish you talked cooooool like meeee...?

Fúcking dumb ad! Change the razor when the strip goes white? At 16 quid a pop for a box of the things? B0llox to that! I'll change the bloody thing when it's rusty!

plein de force wrote: »

it struck me as one of a stroke victim learning to speak again

I haven't seen the ad, but I have to now! I nearly spat my breakfast all over my desk reading this comment!

BlaasForRafa

Anyone else sick of this ad at this stage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8V0GpWR8Vg

shockframe

GO COMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.

el diablo

fricatus wrote: »

I haven't seen the ad, but I have to now! I nearly spat my breakfast all over my desk reading this comment!

I don't belive you haven't seen the ad. It's on at leat twice an hour on RTÉ. And it's true he sound like a stroke victim. Very, very strange accent/voice.
"Fantastic....people loved it". :mad:

Duggy747

JonathanAnon wrote: »

It's fairly bizarre alright. What's the reason why one wayne rooney is kitted and the other isnot?

That's because one drinks water, the other drinks Powerade.

Hence we are to believe that drinking plain water will make you shìt at anything unless it's a florecent colour.

ifconfig

The Muller yoghurt ad with the ridiculous lyric and woejous singing :
"I got my cherry got my peach.. " or whatever....
murdering the Nina Simone song.
Also sounds like a silly double entendre....

The Stena Line ad with a really amateur sounding song in the background which sounds like it is being sung by Ballygobackwards National school rehearsing their end of year play about half way through the school year !
Just sounds cheap ....

LeSageMignon

Ditto re the Muller ads and all Vodafone and Meteor ads. The ad execs for Vodafone and Meteor are obviously D4esque business twats who are incredibly out of touch with reality, modern-life and what defines obnoxious-gitness.

What kind of ridiculous accent is the Vodafone knitting guy supposed to be doing? It's atrocious. If that's his real accent he was brought up by Bosco.

I also hate all the ads that suggest that only women do housework or feed their kids. The emotional blackmail kind, like "good mammies buy ribena"...

LeSageMignon

Tallspoon wrote: »

Just been watching the Dennys wedding day advert and it got me thinking. Is it genuine, it looks real to me. If so would anyone on here pimp their wedding day for sausages?

Has anyone noticed that the bride in this ad refers to her Dad as Gangbang or some equally retarded-sounding nickname?

Pretty_Pistol

Rachel Allen sitting there signing her sandwiches.

fuelinjection

HARVEY FCUKING NORMAN !!!! NO I AM NOT DEAF AND HOW MANY BLOODY SALES DO YOU HAVE A MONTH ??? PLEASE PISS OFF BACK TO TASMANIA YA DEAF BOLLIX.

and that Navan carpets ad that sounds like a poxy Christmas tune sung by the owners daughter. They need to be taken out and thrown into the Boyne after a lot of rain when the current is very strong.

Judgement Day

The radio ad for Sightsavers.ie where people are asked how much they would pay for their sight and a blonde - I'm assuming - thinks for a minute, giggles and then says 10,000 Euros but not quite sure if she has said enough and mayber her sight might be worth 11,000....he,he,he....I'm a blonde, I'm a blonde, I'm a blond?..... Truly awful.

darkdubh

The vodaphone ad with the "Cork" guy.I dont know what kind of an accent he's talking in but it's definetly not Leeside.

Thargor

Jesus Jacobs Creek have started putting this smug pr1ck in every ad break now::mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkwN1ExPoeA

tipperaryboy

i hate the vhi,coco pops,paul willams ads.:mad:

Elmo

Can I just mention again the new Werther's Original ads, for chocolate.

Activia both ads were the women "must take advice of seemingly (chirpy/confident) friend".

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA10608 :mad:

Moorish :mad: Chocolate that is moorish, that's a bit racist. (Joke, I just think it is a stupid description for a chocolate, and a horrible add).

darkdubh

Can't stand that badly dubbed breakfast cereal ad with the radio dj with the ridiculous moustach.

efb

Betty Croker mix,

"I love to lick the patula"... ah he's mildly soft... not.

Not buying the cutesy cr@p

lord lucan

Brendan O'Connor + Mace = WTF?!!

A Disgrace

lord lucan wrote: »

Brendan O'Connor + Mace = WTF?!!

Disturbing, yet amusing...

steph1

Go Compare
Go Compare
Aghhhhhhhhhhh
Harvey Norman.

Duggy747

The Nation Of Why Not ads! That goddamn simplistic song in the background, the dodgy effects, and the voice-over pronouncing glacier as "glass-ier"

That JML ad promoting what essentialy is a bath-robe put on backwards, are people really that retarded? (Of course they are! :pac: )