Adverts you despise

That_Guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh3dE823UyA

I fcuking hate this ad. All look like a bunch of tossers especially that lad with the water guns.

He just screams, "I'm soooo random"

Everytime I see him I think "FALCON PUNCH" right between the eyes.

That'll fcuking learn him.

Mikosyko

Why does that one say "mingers!"?

tvnutz

That_Guy wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh3dE823UyA

I fcuking hate this ad. All look like a bunch of tossers especially that lad with the water guns.

He just screams, "I'm soooo random"

Everytime I see him I think "FALCON PUNCH" right between the eyes.

That'll fcuking learn him.

For me it's that guy that has been captured on the still of the paused video above,the guy with the hat. Massive tosser just by looking at him. Some sort of D4 type party that doesn't actually exist in the real world.

Elmo

Mikosyko wrote: »

Why does that one say "mingers!"?

Because of what they are looking at on their Smart Phones. Meteor want to let people know you can have mobile porn. But at the same time being disgusted at such an idea. "Down With This Kind of Thing".

That_Guy

Mikosyko wrote: »

Why does that one say "mingers!"?

Maybe the naked pictures on the phone weren't her thing.

Brendog

1 **** DOES THE JOB OF TRAY....







I hate that guy with everything in my being...

darkdubh

That_Guy wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh3dE823UyA

I fcuking hate this ad. All look like a bunch of tossers especially that lad with the water guns.

He just screams, "I'm soooo random"

Everytime I see him I think "FALCON PUNCH" right between the eyes.

That'll fcuking learn him.

There's a guy in that ad who's the head off Karl Spain the comedian.It's the fat guy laughing on the stairs who gets a slap to the head from a girl.

Necronomicon

Been a while since I visited this thread. Ads at the moment really make my eyes bleed.

*Cracks knuckles*

The ad for 'Jacamo', the new clothing line for men. Nothing annoying about the composition of the ad, but the narration by Johnny Vegas and his annoying shouty voice cuts through my head.

123.ie continue their quest to top the annoying chart with their latest sh*t ad. "Oh my god, I'm like sooo excited"...ugh, she may be a cartoon character but I want to punch her in the kidneys.

Those safe food EU ads - the one with the fat bint in the car ("I've been to five gyms") and the other ad with the annoying twat having dinner with his mother. Drive me insane.

Last but not least, it's bad enough that the muppets at Guinness are throwing another fake holiday this year; but recycling the same annoying "To Arthur" ad from last year makes it so much worse.

Elmo

Necronomicon wrote: »

Last but not least, it's bad enough that the muppets at Guinness are throwing another fake holiday this year; but recycling the same annoying "To Arthur" ad from last year makes it so much worse.

Yeah it is said to see the kings of advertising doing a bad job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9znA_dwjHw

aong

The Denny ads - look we're oirish and we love tae from a flashk and watery ham & buther sandwiches

Elmo

aong wrote: »

The Denny ads - look we're oirish and we love tae from a flashk and watery ham & buther sandwiches

Ye are just Jealous!

Thargor

Them Denny ads are pretty fcuking bad alright, especially the one with the GAA hags going up to Croker.

Speedsie

Every time the ad for holidays in Disneyland is on, I swear yer wan says "smart fcuking days" does me head in!

RVD420

Fig Roll ad where the taste buds are all putting on Dublin accents. "Story buds....." buds, buds, buds.... Brutal :mad:

delaad

tvnutz wrote: »

For me it's that guy that has been captured on the still of the paused video above,the guy with the hat. Massive tosser just by looking at him. Some sort of D4 type party that doesn't actually exist in the real world.

Strikes me as a lad who may have seen the light of day in a caravan.

RVD420

tvnutz wrote: »

For me it's that guy that has been captured on the still of the paused video above,the guy with the hat. Massive tosser just by looking at him. Some sort of D4 type party that doesn't actually exist in the real world.

Is that the douche who keeps going "seen it" to every video he's shown on a phone? Total muppet.
(ironically, it looks like said douche has his eyes closed the whole time he's claiming to have seen it all before)

Snake Plisken

The new figrolls add where you have the lads pretending to be taste buds dressed up like some kind of rubber sex toys and talking with dublin junkie accents, one gets burnt with tea and the other goes "are you al'righ bud?"

Elmo

Snake Plisken wrote: »

The new figrolls add where you have the lads pretending to be taste buds dressed up like some kind of rubber sex toys and talking with dublin junkie accents, one gets burnt with tea and the other goes "are you al'righ bud?"

Taste Buds .... Geddit ... Taste Buds ... Alright Buds ... no ... anyone?...

Bondvillain

Snake Plisken wrote: »

The new figrolls add where you have the lads pretending to be taste buds dressed up like some kind of rubber sex toys and talking with dublin junkie accents, one gets burnt with tea and the other goes "are you al'righ bud?"

That ad sucks hedgehog penis.

While I'm complaining about it; is one of the smackable, latex-clad non-actors in the ad actually the unfunny chap from the radio who fancies himself as a stand up comedian?

(Not Jim "Jim" Nugent. The other twit. The one that used to show up on Rté's "The Panel" whenever an actual comedian cancelled at the last minute.)

delaad

Jeez, I love- sorry, despise - the new Fig Rolls ad. Its a product of genius- sorry, mental decrepitude.

Forgive me, I cant find the Ads I Love Thread

Elmo

delaad wrote: »

Forgive me, I cant find the Ads I Love Thread

It has been tried twice just not a popular a thread.

Jamiekelly

Hi I'm Barry Scott and this is Cilit Bang!

Bang!
and the dirt is gone


Oh and Cilit Bang is actually ****e.

delaad

Elmo wrote: »

It has been tried twice just not a popular a thread.

Thanks, but still love/hate the new Fig Rolls ad

listenup

What about that ****er on the enviro phone add going around the house smiling looking for the phone and sittin into the car smiling after finding it i hope that guy gets ass gonorhea

delaad

listenup wrote: »

What about that ****er on the enviro phone add going around the house smiling looking for the phone and sittin into the car smiling after finding it i hope that guy gets ass gonorhea[/QUO

Echo that. He's the most hateful looking ba***rd that ever appear in an ad. She's ditsy, but what the f**k's she doing with a skanger like that.

fricatus

Jamiekelly wrote: »

Hi I'm Barry Scott and this is Cilit Bang!

Bang!
and the dirt is gone

In fairness though, that ad is so bad, it's practically good at this stage, especially when compared to those taste buds in the rubber suits with the red willies sticking out of their heads! :eek:

"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!!!"

The thing that I always wondered about is, are we supposed to know who Barry Scott is?

Mr E

I haven't seen Barry Scott on an ad for nearly 2 years I'd say, so why do people keep bringing him up?

Basq

The worse ad right now have to be the M&S ad with Lisa Snowdon, Twiggy and two stick figure models.

I swear.. they really appear to just love themselves in the ad. They'd eat themselves up if they could!

the purple tin

The autoglass ads where they fix the crack in your windscreen. Its the little jingle -"autoglass repair...autoglass replace" that does my head in, its completely tuneless and off key. Whoever wrote it must be tone deaf.

Jamiekelly

Mr E wrote: »

I haven't seen Barry Scott on an ad for nearly 2 years I'd say, so why do people keep bringing him up?

:eek:
I've seen him twice today on tv3.