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    #2402
    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    the purple tin wrote: »
    The stupid ad For eircom phonewatch? alarms.
    Two robbers who are breaking into a house are met by a smug eircom woman and she introduces them to all the people she has phoned since they set off the alarm-neighbours, gardai etc.
    But why on earth do the burglars come in to the house and stand there listening to her:confused:
    They would run like f*ck as soon as she opened the door!

    like the coco pops ad with a talking monkey, like monkey's can talk.


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    #2403
    Tabnabs
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,710 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, hate the Spengler's ad. :mad:

    Couldn't tell you what it's for as the American smaltzy crap makes me turn over every time. :mad:

    Spengler's :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


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    #2404
    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Dyflin wrote: »
    I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, hate the Spengler's ad. :mad:

    Couldn't tell you what it's for as the American smaltzy crap makes me turn over every time. :mad:

    Spengler's :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    John Goodman and Holly Hunter better than their Irish Uncle George MONEY Hook.


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    #2405
    Mikosyko
    Registered Users Posts: 295 ✭✭Mikosyko


    Postal Gold.co.uk.ie :rolleyes:


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    #2406
    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭Degag


    The new radox ad is very disturbing where the asian people start dancing.:eek:


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    #2407
    Mikosyko
    Registered Users Posts: 295 ✭✭Mikosyko


    "I'll never have to shave again!" :rolleyes:

    Plus all those insurance ads that have either annoying, patronising whistling music or the animated fúckers with the giant heads. :mad:


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    #2408
    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    This was a song in the 80s :(

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62eTq8ErUOQ


    He also is responsible for this at Xmas Time :mad:



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    #2409
    darkdubh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    The deluge of Xmass ads's has started already,first off is Sky with those "spengler" yoke's.


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    #2410
    Tchaikovsky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭Tchaikovsky


    I wait with baited breath for Meteor and Vodafone's Christmas ads.
    How will they top smugbeard and 'Chrimbo babe' goy from last year!?


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    #2411
    fricatus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,081 ✭✭✭fricatus


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    That ad for some Italian. pasta...

    Lad arrives at hot latino "friend" 's door saying "lord jaysus, I was cooking for a date and I'm after making a rollocks of it, can you help me?".... So as the ad proceeds, SHE cooks a meal, using her OWN electricity / gas, and HER OWN food .... then our genius hero says "aha, you're me date.. It was all a clever ruse concocted in my massive brain".... And what does she do?? She sits down bashfully with a big smile on her face..... bless her...

    If I ever tried that, I would get bet out the door with her biggest saucepan..

    You're right of course, but I don't even see yer man in that ad, or the food, or which kitchen they're in, etc. When that ad comes on and I see that Italian bird, I have to hide my arousal from my wife. Even thinking of Brian Cowen doesn't bring the swelling down! :D


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    #2412
    RVD420
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭RVD420


    Tchaikovsky wrote: »
    I wait with baited breath for Meteor and Vodafone's Christmas ads.
    How will they top smugbeard and 'Chrimbo babe' goy from last year!?

    Yeah, Meteor have been on fire with their annoying ad campaigns this year, who can forget "Douche-Party", or "Drinks of Annoyance after work". Surely they're holding "the best" for their Christmas campaign.


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    #2413
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    There's an ad for a new yohgurt called Nom:mad:.
    Everybody who acted in that ad plus the people who wrote it and whoever came up with the product name should be loaded onto a rocket
    and blasted into the sun.


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    #2414
    Tchaikovsky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭Tchaikovsky


    fricatus wrote: »
    yer man in that ad
    Tim Lovejoy!! Soccer AM hasn't been the same since he left.


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    #2415
    lord lucan
    Registered Users Posts: 9,576 ✭✭✭lord lucan


    Tchaikovsky wrote: »
    I wait with baited breath for Meteor and Vodafone's Christmas ads.
    How will they top smugbeard and 'Chrimbo babe' goy from last year!?

    A quick trip back through last years thread(still had me in tears laughing) reveals Meteor unveiled their xmas campaign on November 13th,so shouldn't be too long before we find out what drivel they serve up this year!


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    #2416
    Barna77
    Registered Users Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Tchaikovsky wrote: »
    I wait with baited breath for Meteor and Vodafone's Christmas ads.
    How will they top smugbeard and 'Chrimbo babe' goy from last year!?
    Two months scared of every ad break on Irish TV!


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    #2417
    zimovain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 708 ✭✭✭zimovain


    I've had a bad year. Beardy McSmug back on tv would finish me off!!


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    #2418
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    smugbeardy.jpg


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    #2419
    optogirl
    Registered Users Posts: 2,978 ✭✭✭optogirl


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    smugbeardy.jpg


    Oh Fu*k - is this back??


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    #2420
    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    optogirl wrote: »
    Oh Fu*k - is this back??

    No.

    Guessing its going to be a Family having the craic with their new Smart Phones.


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    #2421
    g5fd6ow0hseima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    Craig Doyle.


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    #2422
    Suspiria79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭Suspiria79


    Tchaikovsky wrote: »
    Tim Lovejoy!! Soccer AM hasn't been the same since he left.

    The look in his eyes as she explains the nonsense cooking. Oh I'm falling in love, ohhhhh


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    #2423
    Mikosyko
    Registered Users Posts: 295 ✭✭Mikosyko


    Rene Odd Keypunch wrote: »
    Craig Doyle.

    +1

    I hate his whole pathetic smugness...:mad:

    I also want to get that fúcker who sings the WiMax song and smash that guitar over his bald head! :mad:


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    #2424
    Kev_ps3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,604 ✭✭✭Kev_ps3


    Id just like to gather all the ad making marketing people together in a field and wipe em out - Nazi style:cool:


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    #2425
    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Rene Odd Keypunch wrote: »
    Craig Doyle.

    Craig Doyle becomes Advert.

    What happens when some offers you a new personality but you think they don't have what it takes?

    they don't

    You think their smugness is just as good?

    Beardy McSmug doesn't know smug, and the rest of them Don't.

    You think they have the creditably like a Holiday show on the BBC or Sports on ITV 4?

    they don't


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    #2426
    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Imagine an add with the Imagine guy, Beardy McSmug and Craig Doyle perhaps an Irish Marks and Spensers Christmas advert.


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    #2427
    Barna77
    Registered Users Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Elmo wrote: »
    Imagine an add with the Imagine guy, Beardy McSmug and Craig Doyle perhaps an Irish Marks and Spensers Christmas advert.
    That's it... I'm not watching telly until January


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    #2428
    seachto7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,863 ✭✭✭seachto7


    Craig Doyle ad is terrible, the way he pronounces some words on it, just do my head in!! The husky one who was on Podge and Rodge. Can't stand her. Is it the ESB ad?
    That ad with the guy with the shaved head singing with the guitar. I HATE it.


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    #2429
    am i bovvered
    Registered Users Posts: 1,102 ✭✭✭am i bovvered


    The winner this year is the very annoying "bulmers add"


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    #2430
    Mikosyko
    Registered Users Posts: 295 ✭✭Mikosyko


    am i bovvered wrote: »
    The winner this year is the very annoying "bulmers add"

    Which one? :P


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    #2431
    jaysusake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭jaysusake


    any of them dishwasher tablet adds, do they think people are that stupid as to think,'there new improved tablet will dry tuberware aswel'. it really gets on my tits. ****ing eejits!:mad:


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