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Making Love

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  • 05-06-2007 3:51pm
    #1
    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my

    girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees,

    she floatsa 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy".

    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished

    making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her

    body and zen ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and

    she floats 12 inches above

    ze bed in pure ecstasy".

    The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished

    shaggin the missus...

    I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my d*ck on

    the curtains. And MATE ..... She hits the f*!king roof.


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