Sopranos, what's your favourite Paulie joke?

Mr. Presentable

Well?

Mine. For its pure crudity, and because I can remember it from last week:

What did the blind man say when he passed the fish shop?

Evening, ladies!

darkskol

:eek: :eek: :eek:
LOL

BobbyD10

paulie asks sil, "you remember your first blowjob?"
sil says "yeah"
paulie says " so, how long did it take the guy to cum?"

Mr. Presentable

That's a good un.

littlejp

You hear that T? I said "how long did it take the guy to cum?"

Paulie should get his own spin-off where he retires to an elderly community in Florida and organises illegal, high-stakes bingo games etc.

shane86

nipplenuts wrote:

Well?

Mine. For its pure crudity, and because I can remember it from last week:

What did the blind man say when he passed the fish shop?

Evening, ladies!

Junior told that one. And he might have robbed it from the intro of an Afroman song

As for Paulie, when he was describing the state of his arms as being withered like an old ladys .....

Im in work, so Ill stop there

Jesus Wept

shane86 wrote:

Junior told that one. And he might have robbed it from the intro of an Afroman song

As for Paulie, when he was describing the state of his arms as being withered like an old ladys .....

Im in work, so Ill stop there

Amazingly, the joke precedes afroman

Capt'n Midnight

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: So what was the story with Princess Di? Did the Queen have her whacked?

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're late!
Ralph Cifaretto: Well, at least I can always be on time tomorrow, but you'll be stupid forever.

Mr. Presentable

shane86 wrote:

Junior told that one. And he might have robbed it from the intro of an Afroman song

As for Paulie, when he was describing the state of his arms as being withered like an old ladys .....

Im in work, so Ill stop there

Nuts, you're right

\slinks away