Condoms

fred funk }{

Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They
happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
are these,Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are condoms, son. Men
use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively,"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

the dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for
Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers,"TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied: "Those are for the married men.ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."

johnnyrotten

Still funny

darkskol

heh

Marshy

Liking it

Enright

did you hear about the new irish condom? its shaped like a shamrock, you can fXXX left, right and centre with them!

whats a whelsh letter?

a condom with a leak in it!

Kojak

Ha

Steve_o

lol....still a classic!!!!:D

AlmightyCushion

Not the best but still pretty good.:D

Tar.Aldarion

Lols. Ah, so true.

darkskol

Enright wrote:

did you hear about the new irish condom? its shaped like a shamrock, you can fXXX left, right and centre with them!

whats a whelsh letter?

a condom with a leak in it!

hah