Woman Jailed for Testical attack!

Beelzebub

Beware women with long sharp nails.
Cougars...etc...

Black Swan

Plissken1 wrote:

taekwondo ? haaa thats so lame !

Yawn...

Victor

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

We have a traditional Korean taekwondo black belt form (poomse) called Koryo that has a couple of moves that would grab ye... We practice this form a million times for testing and competition, but never give a thought to the consequences for the recipient should practice become real. But a judge might comment: "Good form!"

But you have to admit, in a fight, going for the testicles is (a) unsporting (b) dangerous when dealing with an armed attacker.

One American soldier complained that he shot an Iraqi 3 times at close range, including once in hte testicles and he didn't drop dead immediately. Going for centre of mass rather than the testicles would have been more useful.

Fajitas!

On the other end of the spectrum, I found a highly amusing story in Irelands favourite tabloid rag this week... A woman bit a mans mickey during oral sex, and he proceded to kill her!

Bam!

Judt

Nobody checked the date on that article? It's from a good while back.

SimpleSam06

Fajitas! wrote:

On the other end of the spectrum, I found a highly amusing story in Irelands favourite tabloid rag this week... A woman bit a mans mickey during oral sex, and he proceded to kill her!

Sort of reminds me of Lenny from Motorhead's one and only scene in a movie ever, (obviously a porno). Hes driving a taxi and looks over his shoulder to find a severed penis on the back seat.

Lenny: Oh my gawd, its somebodies dick

shrugs

Lenny: Oh well, at least its not mine

Acid_Violet

Lol, well at least it gives me an idea of what to do if a man creeps up behind me!

The two of them must've been fairly ****faced for something like that to happen, herself especially, as someone else said, wouldn't be surprised if there's a lot more to this that wasn't even brought up in the court case.

Dyr

SimpleSam06 wrote:

Sort of reminds me of Lenny from Motorhead's one and only scene in a movie ever, (obviously a porno). Hes driving a taxi and looks over his shoulder to find a severed penis on the back seat.

Lenny: Oh my gawd, its somebodies dick

shrugs

Lenny: Oh well, at least its not mine

Lemmys been in a few films but

SimpleSam06

If she was from Russia, she'd be called hudjanickabollockoff...

Pigman II

Mossy Monk wrote:

Two and a half years. What a joke. Should be five at least.

I agree. It should be 7 years for each onion and a full 20 for a carrot.

AlmightyCushion

Pigman II wrote:

I agree. It should be 7 years for each onion and a full 20 for a carrot.

Life for each one.

Binomate

Thursday, 10 February, 2005.

Pigman II

Good spot. She'll probably be back on the streets soon looking to complete the set.

Acid_Violet

SimpleSam06 wrote:

If she was from Russia, she'd be called hudjanickabollockoff...

It's only funny because I'm reading Crime and Punishment at the moment and that seems plausible...

super_furry

In the interests of fairness he should be allowed to kick her repeatedly in the stomach.

Acid_Violet

Or hit her in the tits, that hurts like hell sometimes.