If Dublin Airport was to renamed who would it be named after?

Collie D

Why not pick an actual Dubliner? Luke Kelly or David Norris (only said slightly tongue in cheek). But we all know it would end up being called after someone like Haughey. Would be worth the bus journey to Shannon to avoid that.

Ruen

Collie D wrote:

Why not pick an actual Dubliner? Luke Kelly or David Norris (only said slightly tongue in cheek). But we all know it would end up being called after someone like Haughey. Would be worth the bus journey to Shannon to avoid that.

Sweet Jesus, I hope not.

williambonney

Rashers Tierney international airport

LiamD

Mary Harney International Aviation Eatery



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pickarooney

whiskeyman wrote:

Was gonna suggest Johnny Logan, but he's already got one named after him in Boston

Never knew those Bostonians love him so much...

We could go with Wogan International or even Gogan International.

The Just A Minute Check-In Procedure:

Now did you pack those bags yourselves Missus Flanagan?
No
Ah, well, they didn't suit you. Security!

Mrs. MacGyver

T.M Healy International Airport (after all my great grand uncle only got a mountain pass named after him and he did more for the country then Parnell! sure the poor guy got a raw deal since Parnell had squares and streets named after him.)

Micheal o Hehir international airport (after the great broadcaster)

Louis Le broquy international airport (now that has a cosmopolitan feel!) or Samule Beckett International Airport (since i'm staying on the theme of the arts). Sure if it's named after someone involved in the arts it's not likly to offend many (hopefully!).

Raskolnikov

The-Rigger wrote:

Marty Whelan International Airport

This was my suggestion too

ec18

Phil Lynott International Airport
Or
W.B Yeats International Airport
or
J.B Yeats International Airport

Goodluck2me

AnonoBoy wrote:

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Dana International Airport.

she(he) wasnt irish.

tony 2 tone

MacGyver International Airport

Ruu_Old

Jimmy McGee International Airport or Anne Doyle International (token vote).

Pherekydes

Ian Paisley International anyone?

I don't think Mary Harney International would work: no travellators with seats to bring you straight to your destination.



William Rowan Hamilton International Airport?

WindSock

The Royal Prince Charles Heir port.



Ducks and exits swiftley

Beano

We should name it after a great servant of the state. Brian Lenihan International Airport has a nice ring to it.

Healio

AnonoBoy wrote:

Dana International Airport.

goodluck2me wrote:

she(he) wasnt irish.

Im pretty sure she is, aka Rosemary Scanlon or Dana O'Donnell.


Johnston, Mooney & O'Brien International Airport, its has a ring to it.

zuutroy

Healio wrote:

Im pretty sure she is, aka Rosemary Scanlon or Dana O'Donnell.

They're talkin about the Israeli Eurovision entry from a few years back, not the wannabe politician

WindSock

Dana International was the Israeli Tranny and Dana was the Irish one. Not sure if she is a tranny though.



Matlock Airport.

A Random Walk

Dublin iPort

Healio

zuutroy wrote:

They're talkin about the Israeli Eurovision entry from a few years back, not the wannabe politician

really where does it refer to the israeli one in the first post???

Pherekydes

Healio wrote:

Im pretty sure she is, aka Rosemary Scanlon or Dana O'Donnell.


Johnston, Mooney & O'Brien International Airport, its has a ring to it.

Rosemary Scallon née Brown, AKA Dana.

Dana International is the Israeli Eurovision singer referred to in the original by anonoboy. I don't know if he intended it that way.

cson

Mullah McDowell International Airport.

It'd please the arabs and stop the 'undesirables' getting in.

ejmaztec

Ben Dover Airport


Might stop some drugs getting into the country.

Savman

Steve Staunton International Airport

<fetches coat>

G&T

Eddie Hobb's Airport,
Rip off Republic,
Ireland.

The honest approach to tourism.

ciano1

Jackie Healy Rae International Airport

Healio

Slow coach wrote:

Rosemary Scallon née Brown, AKA Dana.

Dana International is the Israeli Eurovision singer referred to in the original by anonoboy. I don't know if he intended it that way.

Do not patronise me i know who the two of them are.

Leon11

Richard Harris International Airport

Pherekydes

Healio wrote:

Do not patronise me i know who the two of them are.

I'm not patronising you. You kept asking the question after the answer had been pointed out.

Relax.

How about Healio Heliport?

Scrotum

North Dublin Airport.


















Also serving south dublin 'cause they don't have a real airport.

Judt

boreds wrote:

Dana International was the Israeli Tranny and Dana was the Irish one. Not sure if she is a tranny though.

I lol'd....


Willie O'Dea International Airport, the most secure airport in the world.

Unpossible

Michael O'Leary's Bumper Bargain Super Discount Fly House.

brillliant.

How about O'Connell International Airport? You just cant name enough things after the man

Slow Motion

We couldn't name it after Bertie the runways would be to slippery.

How about Derek Mooney International...........

BBBBbyyyyeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!

tc20

my vote is for a man known to generations of dubs...how does

BANG BANG International Airport sound?

Naked Lepper

Animal Buzz Intl. Airport

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

BARRY SCOT INTERNATIONAL!!!!!!!
the announcments should all be played at really, really high volumes with barry scot's voice. They shoud change the shape and colour of the airport to look like a giant bottle of cilit bang as well

Steve_o

Joe Duffy International Airport......

Yea Yea Yea Yea.....go on....yea yea yea:D

Wossack

Samantha Mumba International Airport

nads

Ruen wrote:

Michael Collins International Airport

That doesnt matter, he fought for independance for Ireland not just Cork, anyhow there's streets all over Dublin named after him.

:rolleyes:



there's no talking to someone like this

How about an airport with a tag line, like:

"Dublin Airport: Just when you thought a Tuna sandwich in Dublin couldn't be more than a tenner..."

Agamemnon

Buddy Holly International Airport

or

Lynard Skynard International Airport

HashSlinging

inallinanyways international airport.

Slow Motion

SSSSttttaaaaaaarrrrrrrreeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buddddd !!!! International Airport

kaalgat

Emerald Long Storefront wrote:

BARRY SCOT INTERNATIONAL!!!!!!!
the announcments should all be played at really, really high volumes with barry scot's voice. They shoud change the shape and colour of the airport to look like a giant bottle of cilit bang as well

haha! Brilliant!

BANG! And the bird is gone

kelle

Brendan Kilkenny International Airport

Dyr

Twink international airport?

"zip up your fannypack!!"

Steve_o

Slow Motion wrote:

SSSSttttaaaaaaarrrrrrrreeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buddddd !!!! International Airport

lol....paint the outside of the Airport in a Burberry design and make all the pilots wear their hats at an angle!!!

jebuz

"Deh Floiyin Place"

electric69

Wrong Airport

Turnback Airport

WatchYourPockets Airport

Slow Motion

kelle wrote:

Brendan Kilkenny International Airport

If anyone could inspire lynch mob mentality (mentioned in another thread) it's that fcuking muppet !

Pigman II

It has to be "Kevin Kilbane International Airport".

Never has a man with so little given so much for his country.

dulpit

I can't believe that this has got to 5 pages without somebody mentioning the Roy Keane international airport....

Think of how well the place would be run, everything would have to arrive perfectly on time or else Roy would get mad and get ya...



Edit: It took till 6 pages...