Father Ted Trivia Quiz

Sidney77

What is on the wall behind the nun singing Ave Maria when ted is on hold

Dr Sinnott

Sidney77 wrote: »

it was anointing oil

I stand corrected.

ronnie3585

Sidney77 wrote: »

What is on the wall behind the nun singing Ave Maria when ted is on hold

Padre Pio?

Sidney77

Ok that one was a bit hard. It was a man (possibly Matty Hislop) sticking his hand in a toaster

When Dougal is playing blockbusters he picks B, C and F, name any one of the answers he gives

bettybooper

Beethoven.

Who did Dougal imagine Ted as in the caves?

Professey Chin

Abraham Lincoln

Who sent the condolance fax to the high-tech coffin?

Jack Sheehan

Father Heagarty in Chicago.

Is Ted a match for Terry Wogan or Gay Byrne?

bettybooper

Gay Byrne?

What did Fr. Jack think was going to be on the christmas calendar??

Jeanious

Girls knickers?

bettybooper

Correct !

What stage in hairyness was Fr. Walton?

AlmightyCushion

bettybooper wrote: »

Correct !

What stage in hairyness was Fr. Walton?

Stage 12.

Jeanious

Since i didnt ask one last time: name the 2 radio djs that ya hear when Ted is driving back from the Dancing Priest's house after "borrowing" his car for the raffle!

(Bonus points for naming the real-life dj who i think the second one is a parody of!)

Jack Sheehan

Lazlo St. Pierre and John Morgan.

What do 'The Giant' and 'Hud Hastings' buy that alerts Ted to their plot to frighten Chris the Sheep?

ronnie3585

A fur coat and a crown (not sure about the crown).

bettybooper

Name 3 features that "The Beast" had

AlmightyCushion

A retractable leg so it can jump at you. Instead of a mouth it has four arses. It's yawn sounds like liam neeson chasing hens inside in a barrell.

I love that episode.

bettybooper

Where did Dougal go for his school reunion?

Professey Chin

bettybooper wrote: »

Where did Dougal go for his school reunion?

A fire station?

bettybooper

Correct

What happened at the Holy Stone of Clonrichert?

Jeanious

In detail?! They were upgrading it to a Class 2 relic with a little ceremony, Jack got stuck with a Bishop who kept roaring at him and poking him, he started sippin whiskey from a straw, then got p1ssed off and rammed the holy stone up the bishop's hole!

Here's one to sort the men from the boys (or the googlers from the non-googlers!) What's the reg of the garda jeep in the episode where they go to the caravan on holidays?!!

bettybooper

No that's wrong, the correct answer is that someone was lured there

Jeanious

bettybooper wrote: »

No that's wrong, the correct answer is that someone was lured there

oh ya meant that bit, instead of "cured" if i remember correctly!

bettybooper

LOL yeah

What book did Fr. Ted lend to Fr. Fitzpatrick in the chinese episode?

Jeanious

Stephen King's "The Shining"!

Stevecw

Who was 1st of all Priests that Mrs Doyle mentioned when trying to guess who that strange Priest who appeared was????

Sidney77

Father Andy Riley ( or Desmond Coyne i think he might have been second)

Which 80s tv character and more recent movie character is also one of the guesses (hint: first name rhymes with last


COYLE i think Gerry Ryan is the bonus answer

Jeanious

Sidney77 wrote: »

Father Andy Riley ( or Desmond Coyne i think he might have been second)

Which 80s tv character and more recent movie character is also one of the guesses (hint: first name rhymes with last


COYLE i think Gerry Ryan is the bonus answer

50 points for you my friend! i always thought it sounded like him.

Jack Sheehan

Father Luke Duke?

Edit: Possibly Father Spodo Komodo.

Sidney77

Luke Duke is correct,

your turn Jack

Jack Sheehan

Ok, multiparter here. All based on the episode 'Night of the Nearly Dead'

1. How does Dougal react when Ted says 'Women!'
2. Recite Jack's speech when the old women appear outside.
3. Name three of the ways that Ms.Doyles friend spreads the word about Eoin McLove
4. What is Ted's specialist subject?
5. How does Ted's sermon begin?
6. What is the question Ted is asked as the credits roll?
and finally
7. What is his answer?

phew! there we go, have a crack at them.

Jeanious

Jack Sheehan wrote: »

Ok, multiparter here. All based on the episode 'Night of the Nearly Dead'

1. How does Dougal react when Ted says 'Women!'
2. Recite Jack's speech when the old women appear outside.
3. Name three of the ways that Ms.Doyles friend spreads the word about Eoin McLove
4. What is Ted's specialist subject?
5. How does Ted's sermon begin?
6. What is the question Ted is asked as the credits roll?
and finally
7. What is his answer?

phew! there we go, have a crack at them.

jaysus, big ask! ill give it a lash anyway:

1. "Where?"
2. Something like: "They'll lie in wait like wolves. Waiting. Interminably waiting. The smell of blood in their nostrils. And then...(snore)
3. I know carrier pigeons were involved for sure, i suppose mobile phone? And i think morse code telegraph?
4. William Shatner's Tek Wars i think.
5. Bah? no idea
6. What is the pope's real name ("people will think this is rigged!")
7. Jim!!

bettybooper

Wow well done lol

Name 3 things that Ted and Dougal had to go through during their daily punishment

Father Stone

Bed of Bricks
Whipping
Trying to take food without being shot
Dragged by a tractor
Ice Bath

Here's a hard one, the shows theme tune is the instrumental of which song by which artist who is mentioned in what episode?

Jeanious

Well the artist is "Father" Neil Hannon, the episode is A Christmassy Ted (where missus Doyle is guessing Todd Unctious' name), but for the fcuking life of me I can't remember the name of the song...at a guess "This Love"?

civildefence

List 5 things that happened to Larry Duff as a result of Ted's phonecalls.

Father Stone

Eaten by Rottweilers
Hit by avalanche
His friend is shot
Hit with a knife
Skiing accident

Larry really is great fun!

Jack drank what before the football match?

civildefence

Father Stone wrote: »

Eaten by Rottweilers
Hit by avalanche
His friend is shot
Hit with a knife
Skiing accident

Larry really is great fun!

Jack drank what before the football match?

A full bottle of Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozy Snooze

bettybooper

What sandwiches do Ted hate?

civildefence

bettybooper wrote: »

What sandwiches do Ted hate?

Egg

Father Stone

alternate ending for last episode? really hard one!

civildefence

What did Ted send Dougal out to get when Mr. Benson and the Gardai came around? Episode: "old grey whistle theft"

Jam-Fly

the hedge clippers

ha-ya-said-what

Father Stone wrote: »

alternate ending for last episode? really hard one!

Is that where he joins Father Kevin on the ledge, but this time not to stop him but jump with him. I remember that one they had to change it on account of Dermot's death

Father Stone

vey good, ok here's the hardest one: outline a ted episode that was written but never made!

Jack Sheehan

coyle wrote: »

jaysus, big ask! ill give it a lash anyway:

1. "Where?"
2. Something like: "They'll lie in wait like wolves. Waiting. Interminably waiting. The smell of blood in their nostrils. And then...(snore)
3. I know carrier pigeons were involved for sure, i suppose mobile phone? And i think morse code telegraph?
4. William Shatner's Tek Wars i think.
5. Bah? no idea
6. What is the pope's real name ("people will think this is rigged!")
7. Jim!!

Very good. The answer to 5. was 'I believe it was the actor Nick Berry who said...'

bettybooper

What was the picture of on Eoin McLove's record?

Father Stone

Eoin McLove dressed as a teddy bear, Ted:"He's just asking for trouble!"

anyone know the answer to my last question? What Father Ted episode was written but scrapped, quick plot outline?

Sidney77

inst this for questions we would know from watching the show?

Het-Field

Yes, IIRC it is to do with the show's content.

Question

Who's parochial house burned down in "A Christmassy Ted" ?

talking_walnut

coyle wrote: »

Well the artist is "Father" Neil Hannon, the episode is A Christmassy Ted (where missus Doyle is guessing Todd Unctious' name), but for the fcuking life of me I can't remember the name of the song...at a guess "This Love"?

Close. "Songs of Love". Great song.