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Father Ted Trivia Quiz

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37 Dr Sinnott


    Sorry for going slightly off topic but can anyone tell me where exactly the parocial house is in Clare? Will be down that way next month and wouldn't mind swinging by it if it wasn't too out of the way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    Dr Sinnott wrote: »
    Sorry for going slightly off topic but can anyone tell me where exactly the parocial house is in Clare? Will be down that way next month and wouldn't mind swinging by it if it wasn't too out of the way.

    The middle of nowhere :D

    Its near Killnaboy, I visiteds it this "Summer" its a bit off the beaten track!


  • Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Jeanious


    The middle of nowhere :D

    The truth ^^^^
    Dr Sinnott wrote: »
    Sorry for going slightly off topic but can anyone tell me where exactly the parocial house is in Clare? Will be down that way next month and wouldn't mind swinging by it if it wasn't too out of the way.

    IIRC its about half an hour or a bit more from Ennis, down some of the dodgiest lanes and cattle tracks ive ever seen! well worth it though.

    pm sent by the way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    What kind of pile did Mrs. Doyle put the ferero roche in?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    A pyramid?

    What happened at the raffle ted was at? (according to him).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    the people who ran the raffle won it

    what did ted say to the sticky tape machine when it told him he had ripped off a piece?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭civildefence


    ah feck off.

    What time usually did father frost "frosty" have father damo's tea ready?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    the people who ran the raffle won it

    what did ted say to the sticky tape machine when it told him he had ripped off a piece?


    shut up i think,

    frosty had tea ready about 6,

    according to father jessops sarcastic response how did he and bishop brennan get to craggy island


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Via Southern Yemen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    the people who ran the raffle won it

    what did ted say to the sticky tape machine when it told him he had ripped off a piece?

    my best guess was:

    You have used 5 inches of sticky tape, god bless you!

    Though, it's probably a different number. :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    How was Dougal trying to get to sleep on Christmas Eve?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    By using an exercise bike.

    What does Father Ted think of the slogan 'Clit Power'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    What does Father Ted think of the slogan 'Clit Power'.
    He once knew a Fr. Clint Power.


    What nationality/accent did Ted use when he was trying to convince Bishop Brennan that he had called a wrong number?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    A very crude French accent.

    What is Ted's least favourite sandwich filling?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 PaddyPug


    keano_afc wrote: »
    A very crude French accent.

    What is Ted's least favourite sandwich filling?


    Egg!

    What was the car make and model of the car in the raffle and whos did he borrow when he hammered his?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    PaddyPug wrote: »
    Egg!

    What was the car make and model of the car in the raffle

    Rover 213SE
    110.jpg
    whos did he borrow when he hammered his?

    Larry Duff?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 PaddyPug


    Ooooh ur not allowed to google! I'm sure you knew that tho, i was only messin!

    He was the dancing priest! That's not his name!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭civildefence


    The dancing priest was Liam Finnegan

    What was the last prize the diocese gave the parish to raffle before the car and in what year was that raffle?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    The dancing priest was Liam Finnegan

    What was the last prize the diocese gave the parish to raffle before the car and in what year was that raffle?

    A bag of coal. The year was about 1964


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    What did Dougal say that Kevin had rolled when they were playing snakes and ladders?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    What did Dougal say that Kevin had rolled when they were playing snakes and ladders?

    1? He's goin' to snaketown!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    Dammit, i was gonna say exactly that, i just watched that episode, well done 994 :-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    Name 3 things you could do at Funland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,350 ✭✭✭Het-Field


    Name 3 things you could do at Funland

    Spinning Cat
    The Extremely Dangerous Ladder
    Fortune Teller


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,350 ✭✭✭Het-Field


    Which Priest's Parochial House Burnt Down in "A Christmassy Ted".

    Any real Father Ted fan would know this !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    obviously not


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    look the post has been up for weeks and obviously no one knows it so just tell us the answer !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,171 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    Father Sweeney i believe. Can't remember if a full name was said though.

    Father Finnegan was robbed once every how many miles?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    every 15 miles

    What kind of whiskey does Jack find in bishop brennans bag in The Passion of St Tibulus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    Jack Daniels

    What happened to Mrs. Doyle's friend in the mainland?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Jack Daniels

    What happened to Mrs. Doyle's friend in the mainland?
    Someone killed her and stole her pen?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭Crow71


    What did graham norton write on the pad about tony in the caves?


  • Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Highlander


    Crow71 wrote: »
    What did graham norton write on the pad about tony in the caves?


    I really like Tony


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,316 ✭✭✭Reginald P. DuM


    Who did Ted tell the nuns was dying in order to get out of saying mass?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    Jim Halpin

    How does ted guess his friends make so much money in Montana as mentioned in A Christmassy Ted


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    i dont think this is right but is it lap dancing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    betty that is right


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    What is Ted NOT trying to buy from the nuns over the phone?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    Cocaine

    In the mainland episode, what did Mrs. Deneen tell Mrs. Doyle had happened to Mr. Sweeney?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    She was robbed, they stole her!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭Trout99


    No i'll pay for the bill!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    What is Ted NOT trying to buy from the nuns over the phone?

    cocaine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    Cocaine

    In the mainland episode, what did Mrs. Deneen tell Mrs. Doyle had happened to Mr. Sweeney?

    Forced Transvestisism?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    well the answer is that some young fellas broke into his house and put a bra on him!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    What is Jacks term for the needy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37 Dr Sinnott


    Sidney77 wrote: »
    What is Jacks term for the needy?

    A bunch of filthy beggars?

    What sond does Dougal sing in the first episode?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    Dr Sinnott wrote: »
    A bunch of filthy beggars?

    What sond does Dougal sing in the first episode?

    No, it's "a shower of bastards"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,920 ✭✭✭Dusty87


    well the answer is that some young fellas broke into his house and put a bra on him!!!!!

    And there was 72 cases of forced transvestisms on mr sweeney last year


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    What did the rabbit in Fr. Jack's room look like?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 959 ✭✭✭kwalshe


    Harvey Kietel

    What was the sponsor on Dougles football shirt he wears to bed, and for as bonus point, what campaign was the shirt from..


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