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Love in a mental hospital

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  • 16-06-2007 10:06am
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    Enright
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    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.


    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
    out.


    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news
    she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient.


    I have concluded that your act displays sound judgment and that you have a sound mind.


    The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom
    with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
    dead."


    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can
    I go home?


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    darkskol
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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
    :D:o


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    kittenkiller
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    :)


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    GhostInTheRuins
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    Haha, good one :D


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    Suaimhneach
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 4,436 Mod ✭✭✭✭Suaimhneach


    Hahahahahah


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    MooseJam
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    very good


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    sidneykidney
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    Excellent :D


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    Insect Overlord
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    OMFG!!!! Noooooooooo!!!! :eek: :D


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    Smellyirishman
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    Nice.


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    intheknow
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    Love in a mental hospital pt 2

    She cooked jim a lovely meal to celebrate their 10th wedding anniversery, he arrived home to a lovely big steak. Jim.... "Wheres the vegetables" ?
    She...."They are not home from school yet" !!


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