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Blonde Joke

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  • 19-06-2007 4:37pm
    #1
    fabsoul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭


    THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
    I have a
    killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
    and shows
    him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
    her and says,

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    assemble these
    pieces into anything resembling a tiger."




    He takes her hand and says,



    "Second, I want you to relax".



    "Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then"


    He sighed.........



    "Let's put all the Frosties back in the box."


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    #2
    carfax
    Registered Users Posts: 3,771 ✭✭✭carfax


    fabsoul wrote:
    THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

    You weren't lying.......:D :D:D


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    #3
    darkskol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    Lol :d


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    #4
    patrickolee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭patrickolee


    Excellent.... just discovered the humour forum, that's the best one I've read yet.


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