A joke for people aged 23 - 29

Wacker

Well, everyone will get it, but it will make more sense to people in a certain age bracket.

A guy goes into a bar with three ducks under his arm. He puts the ducks on the table and gets a pint. It is only about two in the afternoon, and the place is empty. The guy sips his drink quietly and reads the paper. The bartender was a bit concerned that the ducks would crap on the table or something, but they are just sitting there, not moving.
Anyway, after about ten minutes, the guy heads into the jacks. The bartender looks at the first duck and says:
"Excuse me sir, what is your name?"
The duck replies "Hello. I'm Hughie."
Bartender: "Are you having a good day Hughie?"
Hughie: "Man, I've been having a great day. I've been in and out of puddles all day long."
Bartender: "Well keep it up!"

He then turns to the second duck, and says: "And what's your name buddy?"
Duck: "I'm Dewie, nice to meet you."
Bartender: "Are you having a good day, Dewie?"
Dewie: "Just like my mate here, I've been in and out of puddles all day long."
Bartender: "That's great!"

He turns to the third duck: "Let me guess; you've got to be Louie, right?"
Duck: "No. I'm Puddles. Don't ask me about my f*cking day!"




I am pretty much the funniest man that has ever lived.

biko

One gold star awarded

Oriel

Why is the guy in the joke?
Since the three ducks can talk, I'm presuming they can walk into a bar by themselves?

Wacker

Oriel wrote:

Why is the guy in the joke?
Since the three ducks can talk, I'm presuming they can walk into a bar by themselves?

That is a very good point actually. I may adjust my telling of it in future.

dvega

only ok

Creamy Goodness

and why the age bracket? my brother read it and he's 27 and i'm 21, he didn't find it anymore humourous/or made more sense to him.

forbairt

Think the man ... and the paper was a bit of a killer ... for it ..




The version I heard before ...

A duck walks into a bar with a big grin on his face and says to the barman give me a pint ...

The barman says ... "You look happy ..."

The duck replies .. "Happy why I've been in and out of puddles all day I'm feeling great ... "


and so on ....

darkskol

forbairt wrote:

Think the man ... and the paper was a bit of a killer ... for it ..




The version I heard before ...

A duck walks into a bar with a big grin on his face and says to the barman give me a pint ...

The barman says ... "You look happy ..."

The duck replies .. "Happy why I've been in and out of puddles all day I'm feeling great ... "


and so on ....

Yeah told like this it would of worked better, still liked it though.

Maximilian

I'm 35. I'm having difficulty getting the punchline. Please help. A diagram would be nice.

Wacker

Cremo wrote:

and why the age bracket? my brother read it and he's 27 and i'm 21, he didn't find it anymore humourous/or made more sense to him.

People in that age bracket are more likely to be familiar with the Ducktales.

Steve_o

Gold Star!:D

Stabshauptmann

Maximilian wrote:

I'm 35. I'm having difficulty getting the punchline. Please help. A diagram would be nice.

Thats because of the way the joke was told. Ive heard versions of it with a proper punch line and can assure you it is possible to make it funny