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Bee Sting

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  • 22-06-2007 2:34pm
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    drunk_monk
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    A lady is out playing golf and get's stung by a bee.
    She goes to the pro shop for help and asks the man behind the counter for help..."I was just stung by a bee".
    The man asks.... "where did you get stung?"....The lady replies...."between hole # 1 and hole #2...The man says... "well that doesn't leave a hell of a lot of room for a bandaid".


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    Steve_o
    Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Oh dear.......


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    Zapp Brannigan
    Registered Users Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    Heh, nice!


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    RadioActive
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    Ha! Golf jokes are usually funny, even though it's a bland sport.


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    Hagar
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    There's a variation one where instead of "well that doesn't leave a hell of a lot of room for a bandaid" the man replies "Your stance is all wrong. You're standing with your legs too far apart".


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    darkskol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    hee :o


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