Proper Order Pictures!

Victor · 04-07-2008 10:23pm

trout wrote: »

Looks strangely familiar.

trout · 04-07-2008 10:40pm

Victor wrote: »

Looks strangely familiar.

Sshhh!

P.C. · 06-07-2008 11:50pm

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Victor · 08-07-2008 5:49am

P.C. wrote: »

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

Ahem.

You fire a gun, but shoot a target.

P.C. · 08-07-2008 5:16pm

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't...there's a clock on the oven!

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

Captain Slow IRL · 08-07-2008 9:27pm

P.C. · 08-07-2008 10:21pm

]If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"

What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"

Abi · 08-07-2008 11:44pm

P.C. wrote: »

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't...there's a clock on the oven!

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

P.C. wrote: »

]If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"

I hate to see you like this PC- it breaks my heart. Siddown. Tell Auntie Abigayle what the fuxin bitch did on ya

/pats seat

Dun laoire · 09-07-2008 7:06pm

P.C. · 10-07-2008 5:28pm

Abigayle wrote: »

I hate to see you like this PC- it breaks my heart. Siddown. Tell Auntie Abigayle what the fuxin bitch did on ya

/pats seat

We would need to sit down, and discuss this over a good few beer.
I am not as bad as I seem.

Don't for get - not all men are dogs - and I am not the only one to say this, even if Charlize Theron did.

Carrigart Exile · 13-07-2008 8:25am

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://incredimazing.com/page/Alcohol_Consumption_by_Country

Only number 2

And the country with the highest GDP in the EU is Luxembourg, clearly drinking beer makes you more productive............cheers

javaboy · 13-07-2008 10:02am

QuadLeo · 18-08-2008 10:02pm

John Mason · 21-08-2008 1:40pm

i dont know the above photo was included.

isnt that the way everyone does the ironing

Celticfire · 06-10-2008 12:58pm

Capt'n Midnight · 11-10-2008 10:30pm

seanflynn · 11-10-2008 10:47pm

havent got a pic but seen it once

I sware to drunk im not god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE U MIGHT HIT A BUMP AND SPILL IT

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ANYTHING YOU DO SAY WILL BE MISQUOTED THEN USED AGAINST YOU.

Capt'n Midnight · 11-10-2008 11:31pm

Capt'n Midnight · 12-10-2008 12:36pm

Baldie · 13-10-2008 9:32am

A gog is truly man's best friend. If you don't believe me, try this experiment. Lock your dog and your missus into the boot of your car for an hour. When you open the boot, see who's happy to see you!!