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Muslim Mothers

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  • 26-06-2007 2:48pm
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    Homer
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    Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing. This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now."

    The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."

    Mom says, "He's a martyr now."

    "Oh, so sad, my dear."

    Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He would be 21."

    "Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."

    Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too."

    "Oh gracious me," says the second mother.

    "And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed.! He would be 18." Mom whispers.

    "Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."

    "He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes.

    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos and says,

    "They blow up so fast, don't they?"


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    #2
    TeenageKicks
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    Oh come on buddy are you just resurrecting old posts and putting them on here? That has been posted loads of times before and I notice your Top 5 work excuses was posted in May also, be orginal


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    Enright
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    was definately on last weeks list!:o
    finda funny then, but sad now!:mad:


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    A 37 posts poster pulling rank on an 11 posts poster, excuse me but the tears are running down my legs.

    Noob leave the noob alone, no slagging the jokes.


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    #5
    TeenageKicks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭TeenageKicks


    didnt slag the joke if you read my post correctly


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    admiralofthefleet
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    TeenageKicks wrote:
    didnt slag the joke if you read my post correctly

    were you bigtommybomb in another life? :o


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    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    doesn't matter!

    be nice! or don't be anything at all!

    streeeettccchhhhhhh....
    hagar i can't reach your magical button, will you press it for me?
    :D:D:D


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I'm relaxing after a hard day with a Scotch and Cherry Coke on Ice otherwise I would be reaching for the button.:D


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    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    interesting combination!


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    melsman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭melsman


    Hagar wrote:
    A 37 posts poster pulling rank on an 11 posts poster, excuse me but the tears are running down my legs.

    Noob leave the noob alone, no slagging the jokes.

    get a life mate :rolleyes:


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