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Serious things people say to you but you think its funny thread.

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  • #52
    kevmy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭kevmy


    Had a fcuking hilarious conversation at lunch today that was also hideously inapropriate considering the ammount of people sitting quite close by.

    It basically involved a mate suggesting that we should launch a mini concentration camp through IKEA and call it 'My Little Auschwitz'. Completely terrible but also funny at the time


  • #53
    Siogfinsceal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭Siogfinsceal


    had a customer ring in recently his name was mr.bender...had me in knot. Alzeihmers soc rang before too asked for account number ...they said they couldnt remember


  • #54
    michaelanthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 741 ✭✭✭michaelanthony


    A wan in work said she had to go for the carbon monoxide test. I thought it was for her car exhaust for the nct or something but she said it was for her cos she's a smoker.


  • #55
    Tusky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,070 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    I went to auschwitz with 5 Irish friends last year. We had been out the night before and were drinking pretty heavily & only got a couple of hours sleep. While we were being given a tour, the tour guy was giving a speach which was paticularly sad. He was interupted by the sound of two of my Irish friends at the back of the crowd getting sick.

    I sniggered.


  • #56
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    On the subject of funny names like the aforementioned Mr. Bender my brother had a customer named Ita Magee!!! :eek:


  • #57
    Zzippy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,166 ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    Remember going to an office of another company a few years ago - we occasionally did work there. They had a guy working reception, answering phones, etc. who happened to be blind.
    When I started chatting to him, asking how he was, he says "Ah jaysus, how are ya, I haven't seen ya in ages"
    To my shame, but luckily he took it well, I replied "I bet you haven't"


  • #58
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    ctc_celtic wrote:
    not really on topic but,
    when my sister was a trainee nurse, she had to do a term in the local mental hospital, there was one really paranoid fella and the sister and another trainee nurse used to tell him that the CIA where outside looking for him, just to watch him freak out and hide.
    cruel but funny and they where only 18.

    Is she still a dikhead? My guess is that she hasn't changed :)


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