Interests your other half has that you'd rather they didn't

I-like-eggs,mmm

I-like-eggs,mmm wrote:

When he's extremely drunk and asks for highly explicit sexual favours or the like... grrr.

What bloke doesn't try chance his arm

Gizzle

High School Musical.

xzanti

My fella's obsession is his car, he spends most of his Saturdays out washing, waxing, hoovering and generally lavishing the bastard with TLC.. :rolleyes: I've seen him go out at night in the rain and wash his wheels.. The mind boggles..

I-like-eggs,mmm

coolsmileygirl wrote:

What bloke doesn't try chance his arm

True! However, you should hear his requests.... actually I wont repeat them, he's extremely naughty when drunk. He just needs a good spanking oops...!

chopperbyrne

An unhealthy obsession with Murder She Wrote.

Kintarō Hattori

Being obsessively tidy.
Having no hobbies, other than me.
Not waiting to cook dinner when she gets home and having to eat whatever she lays her hands on.
Her lack of interest in the movies and music I like.

Dacelonid

Where to start:

Shopping; not a sport even if you treat it like one.

Watching stupid reality TV shows; Americas' (insert any other stupid country's name here) Next Top Model. If the winner is the next Top Model, how come I've never seen any of them anywhere ever, and the bloody thing has been running for years.

Pop Idol/X-Factor/Somebody's got talent/Other variety show. God they are so bad, stop watching them and read a book or improve you mind or something, but for the love of god stop watching this trash.

Emmerdale; Ok it does have a few cracking birds and is marginally better than the other soaps, but it is still a soap. Again it is chewing gum for the brain.

Of course I am sure I annoy her, playing poker, watching soccer, listening to music constantly, being bloody stubborn, annoying her deliberately(great fun that one),and any other number of things I don't even know about.
Other than that I am happily married

Oh nearly forgot, demanding sex all the time. That really annoys me

monkeyfudge

My last girlfriend was big into ancient Egypt and had lots of ornaments and books about it.... That would be fine if the books were proper Egyptology books, but they were wishy washy spiritualist books...

I told her once that the pyramids were just 5000 years old and she wouldn't speak to me for ages.

Oriel

CSM, I still think your sig paints a false picture.

monkeyfudge

Strangely my obsession with a certain species of animal has never been a problem in a relationship.

It helps that I exclusively date monkeys though...

Saint_Mel

My girlfriends hobbies/interests, which annoy me, include ...

- Demanding that cleaning be done at the exact moment she orders ...
usually coinsides with the exact moment my @rse hits the couch.

- Instead of using the up, down, left and right buttons on the Sky remote
to check whats on other channels she always brings up the TV Guide screens
and flicks through them ... for ages ...

- Watching CSI

- Not liking any comedy shows

- Watching Naked Camera

- Lighting candles every evening

Oriel

Oriel wrote:

CSM, I still think your sig paints a false picture.

CSM?
Did I change my username without bloody realising it or is this simply a spelling mistake on your behalf?

Seb-K

i hate the way she thinks shes lost something when its right there in her fcukin handbag
makes me get off the sofa and help her look, then says "oh wait here it is". Its all the
time too, if were going somewhere, wheres me car keys wheres me phone etc etc

Me? i drink to much, am overweight, dont exercise, dont be bothered doing anything and
never want to leave sofa as ill miss all the violence on tv, other than that im mr right

Drummo

eo980 wrote:

Having no hobbies, other than me.

+1

If fact, from personal experience and talking to friends, I'm beginning to wonder if all girls are like this?

NextSteps

Counting 9am on a Sunday as a lie-in.
Having to sit down and read comics/play video games 'for five minutes' before doing anything.
Always being five minutes late.

cance

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Yeah I've changed my mind
Not so much anymore
"Babe sorry I forgot to call you last night I lost track of time while raiding "
Hmmm:eek:

Ah hahahahaha.

WoW is a life killer, me and the misses are saving for a house, so raiding week nights instead of doing stuff is saving us a bunch of money.

chopperbyrne

UB wrote:

Counting 9am on a Sunday as a lie-in.

And Saturday!!!!!!

Watches every episode of Home & Away, Eastenders, Emmerdale and Coronation Street she can, but moans when I want to watch one or two football matches and Match of the Day over the weekend.

You've got me started now.

Terry

I hate how she's never there for me.
The only time I get to see her s when her web cam is switched on.
Even at that, she charges me for the privelege.

GerryRyan

UFC, any MMA, K1, boxing etc

She'll just up and leave the room if anything like this comes on the TV ... starting to annoy me, seeing as I love watching that stuff.

Not much else.

zuutroy

I cant stand Winter when she watches Lost with Desperate Housewives doing a Project Catwalk to be America's Next Top Model while Nipping and Tucking, or whatever it's called. There's at least 10 of them weekly.

For the poker boys: remind her that you're trying to get good so you can qualify for the WSOP (in Vegas for the non-poker folk) , which she'll of course be accompanying you to. Problem solved!

dexterfletcher

defo the handbag thing...why buy one that big when you have to stop in the middle of the street and climb into the fcuker to find anything?

That's why god* invented pockets.

*may not actually have been him

Plus, also not getting near my 360 from the hours of 17.30 to 10.45 cos of H&A, Emmerdale, Corrie, Eastenders, Prison Break

little miss

zuutroy wrote:

For the poker boys: remind her that you're trying to get good so you can qualify for the WSOP (in Vegas for the non-poker folk) , which she'll of course be accompanying you to. Problem solved!

Not such a great excuse if someone has serious gambling problems and prefers to spend rent and bills money on poker.

zuutroy

little miss wrote:

Not such a great excuse if someone has serious gambling problems and prefers to spend rent and bills money on poker.

where did that come from?!...It's AH...chill out! Most boardsies are good enough to at least break even, and most of them IMO play for the competition more than the money.

Kimbot

She be a Clean Freak.... I mean seriously like she have a different cleaner for each different surface and if there is even a speck of dust on the ground she will hit the roof!!! OK thats a bit OTT but she is "Monica"!!!

She hates me playing the Computers when I'm just after getting seriously into a game, also when it comes to games with save points she doesn't understand how you can go for ages without saving!!

She is sitting beside me rolling the eyes now as I type this cos I am on the PC!!!

America/Britans Next Top Model!!!


But she also watches most the same programs I like, she doesn't make me watch soppy chick flicks which is a bonus!!

Shes into her cars aswell which is cool. The odd time I can get her into playing a few games on the computers....... Wii being the fave at the moment.

Terry

jonny24ie wrote:

Shes into her cars aswell which is cool. The odd time I can get her into playing a few games on the computers....... Wii being the fave at the moment.

Hehe. Golden showers.

Kimbot

Terry wrote:

Hehe. Golden showers.

Tut tut Terry....

angelsfire

Well I know my husband would say I am a bit of a slob and on the lazy side...which I know I can be. I need a good kick in the arse to get me going sometimes.

But my husband and his computer....I swear he likes his computer more than me sometimes. He gets up in the morning and makes coffee and goes on the computer, then he goes to work, when he gets home he goes on the computer. Then after supper it's more computers time. Then it starts getting late and I come into the office to say good night and he's like, yeah I'll be in to bed in a few minutes(my arse) 3 or 4 hours later he comes to bed. That is how much time we spend together!!! GRRRRRRR

jameshayes

Drummo wrote:

+1

If fact, from personal experience and talking to friends, I'm beginning to wonder if all girls are like this?

me thinks this too!!

I think thats why girls who dont have hobbies annoy men who do.. cause they dont see the point in completing a game, building a model..


If my girlfriend cant do something - she wont bother...
If i cant do something, i'll get off my ass and try!

Hm. Well, sleeping in til 1pm, does that count? no?

ok, playing mtg. and moaning about something, that's his favourite

thefinalstage

angelsfire wrote:

Well I know my husband would say I am a bit of a slob and on the lazy side...which I know I can be. I need a good kick in the arse to get me going sometimes.

But my husband and his computer....I swear he likes his computer more than me sometimes. He gets up in the morning and makes coffee and goes on the computer, then he goes to work, when he gets home he goes on the computer. Then after supper it's more computers time. Then it starts getting late and I come into the office to say good night and he's like, yeah I'll be in to bed in a few minutes(my arse) 3 or 4 hours later he comes to bed. That is how much time we spend together!!! GRRRRRRR

How much porn can one guy watch?!

RoundyMooney

angelsfire wrote:

I swear he likes his computer more than me sometimes. He gets up in the morning and makes coffee and goes on the computer, then he goes to work, when he gets home he goes on the computer. Then after supper it's more computers time. Then it starts getting late and I come into the office to say good night and he's like, yeah I'll be in to bed in a few minutes(my arse) 3 or 4 hours later he comes to bed. That is how much time we spend together!!! GRRRRRRR

Is that you Mrs. Roundy?

:eek:

estebancambias

Well my relationships have been virtually zero, why is is that people have no interest in discussing failings of a goverment(USA) which means **** all to our circumstances?

JC 2K3

This thread made me lose a bit of faith in humanity.

Seriously, how stereotypical are most of you people?

Gaz

She dosnt dry her hands properly then goes and drips all over the place ....fu<k sake ! The towel is right there.

New one is asking me on a Sunday evening or something if she can give me a facial cos she is bored !!! Like WTF !!!! She is 27 !!!

And all the usual soaps/top model nonsense .... oh and the big black hole of a handbag that looses/consumes everything

Women ! Pffft ...

po0k

They're gas though, with their emotions and doohickeys

Peyton Manning

I hear ya Darth Homer! My missus is always begging me to let her do makeup, hair thingys and facials on me. I mean for f*cks sake, I never ask her to grow a beard or anything....

mcauley

Archimedes wrote:

My missus is always begging me to let her do makeup, hair thingys and facials on me. I mean for f*cks sake, I never ask her to grow a beard or anything....

+1

I think it stems from all the dolls they had when they were younger....now they have grown up and choose to use us as their play-things.

curiousxxx1

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Girls speak up!

Where can you meet a guy that is PERFECT!!! Am looking for a scruffy yet good looking, dark haired, blue eyes, 6 ft tall, athletic, rich guy... I can't find any.
My last bf, just wanted to CHILL, and when we weren't chilling he was hanging out with the boys.. I guess that's why he's the EX now

DemonOfTheFall

Darth Homer wrote:

New one is asking me on a Sunday evening or something if she can give me a facial cos she is bored !!! Like WTF !!!! She is 27 !!!

Only if you can return the favour, of course.

angelsfire

Sorry to burst your bubble about the perfect man....they are all gay!!!:D

angelsfire

as for the person who asked how much porn can he watch....obviously more than I knew!!