Whose figure do you want most?

Dudess

Dita Von Teese and Scarlett Johansson have figures to die for - fabulous curvy and shapely legs, ass and hips; big boobs, and a flat stomach. The perfect female form.

Karl Hungus

Yeah, they do have good figures. I'd like them both. Probably Rachel Weisz and Clair Danes too... I'd have a nice collection then.

Dudess

Yeah, you'd look gorgeous with Dita's figure!

Her boobs are actually fake. They look extremely natural.

purplegeko

I have always thought Penelope Cruz has a fantastic figure, as does Cameron Diaz who has a more athletic body.

Karl Hungus

Dudess wrote:

Yeah, you'd look gorgeous with Dita's figure!

You misunderstand me. I'd rather have her figure mounted on a pike, thanks.

Dudess

I know, but you would look gorgeous with Dita's figure!

rannerap

i'd love Scarlett johannsons figure but i love mine anyway so i'm happy:)

AlmightyCushion

Bill Gates. I presume you are on about bank balances here.

Tar.Aldarion

I like stick girls.

Yes, girls made of sticks.

Dudess

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I presume you are on about bank balances here.

Yep. With great assets.

Stench Blossoms

Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson

Dudess

Ooh, just remembered the best figure of all - Monica Bellucci. How could one person have a shape that perfect?!

chump

orla wrote:

Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson

+1

maxi-twist

Nick Lachey or that guy from the new aero add! There both tanks!

Hermione*

Anne Hathaway or Scarlett Johansson.

little miss

I think Tyra Banks has an amazing figure now she's lost 2 stone-not too thin,not too curvy. I'd love her shape! And boobs...

Nevyn

Jane Russells.

Kold

Butterbean

Tchocky

Peter Stringfellow

Later Orson Welles, there's just so much of him!

WindSock

Marilyn Monroe or Naomi Campbell. Or maybe someone smaller. Not Kylie though

stovelid

Hattie jacques

lordgoat

Iggy Pop

Pythia

Kelly Brook looks great.

Acid_Violet

Scarlett Johansson hands down. Actually I'd take almost anything to get rid of these huge shoulders!

flynnser19

rachel bilson cause we're about the same height or jessica alba

Nightwish

My own. I think its great.

*tOpLaSs

Hayley Williams or Jessica Alba..

Hermione*

Nightwish wrote:

My own. I think its great.

I love this! If only more of us could be as happy with what we have (I include myself in this). The grass is always greener etc etc

Jimi-Spandex

Dudess wrote:

Ooh, just remembered the best figure of all - Monica Bellucci. How could one person have a shape that perfect?!

QFT.

Piste

Dita Von Teese or Sarah Brightman- both gorgeous!

SexyD4Lady

Jennifer Lopez or Salma Hayek. Yum.

*tOpLaSs

Nightwish wrote:

My own. I think its great.

Pat on the back for that attitude.. Respect! Wouldn't it be great if we were all like that..

Acid_Violet

Originally Posted by Nightwish
My own. I think its great.


Pat on the back for that attitude.. Respect! Wouldn't it be great if we were all like that..

Moreso that I had a body that good that I could have that attitude.

Strawberries07

I always loved real womanly figures, the hourglass tiny waist and curves in the right places. I would be happy with Kelly brooks, marylin monroe or any of the 50's female superstars, beyonces... I think I would gladly get up in the morning and stand in front of the mirror all day if I had any of their bods!!

Tar.Aldarion

*tOpLaSs wrote:

Pat on the back for that attitude.. Respect! Wouldn't it be great if we were all like that..

Her ass could be better.

Nightwish

You didnt get a good grope

Dudess

stovelid wrote:

Hattie jacques

Stovie, there's a name for guys with that kind of fetish.

Tar.Aldarion

Nightwish wrote:

You didnt get a good grope

I know, as I said, average.

Pat on the back for that attitude..

He most certainly was.

stovelid

Dudess wrote:

Stovie, there's a name for guys with that kind of fetish.

Lenny Henry?

Dudess

Touché

rediguana

I'd like Brad-Pitt-from-Fight-Club's body. I'm not a million miles away from it, tbh, I just need to reverse the ratio of boozing:gyming (currently about 5:3) and I'd be there. I'm struggling to match the bastard on the money front though.

When I brought my girlfriend on a work night out, all of my colleagues were impressed by how like said Scarlett Johannson she looks. She really does, I'd post a pic but the resulting grief wouldn't be worth it.

J.S. Pill

Markus Ruhl

Zebra3

boreds wrote:

Marilyn Monroe or Naomi Campbell. Or maybe someone smaller. Not Kylie though

Cant imagine Monroe's body is in too good a shape these days....

cacio

Acid_Violet

rediguana wrote:

When I brought my girlfriend on a work night out, all of my colleagues were impressed by how like said Scarlett Johannson she looks. She really does, I'd post a pic but the resulting grief wouldn't be worth it.

Yeah, my year said the same thing about the cardboard cut out I brought to my debs.

misswex

Catherine Zeta Jones, Kate Winslets or Sarah Brightman - all 3 have fabulous figures.

Dudess

Saw From Dusk Til Dawn recently. Holy motherf*cking sh*t! Salma Hayek is actually perfection in it.
She and Monica Bellucci - they make me want to be a lesbian.

Smellyirishman

Salma Hayak is hawt.
Bianca Beauchamps is maximum win. (a slight reduction perhaps, for realism's sake)

Me? Another 30lbs and I'd be there.

Niamho!

Yeah Btiney in her Prime.

The only person who's Body i just sit lookin at open Mouthed is Kimberly from Girls aloud. they all have great figures but i cant put my finger on what it is about her figure that makes it better than the others.
Lead Pussycat Doll.....what a figure. I think Scarlet Johannsen and Kelly Brook are a little bit too Curvy for me. I'd rather not have the big Boobs either if i had the choice....somebody with Smaller Boobs. Fussy eh? No....

Dudess

So you'd go for the more toned, slightly buff look? The lead singer of Pussycat Dolls has that thing going on all right. Nelly Furtado has it in spades - she looks fab (although it's the curvy look I'd prefer).

jos28

misswex wrote:

Catherine Zeta Jones, Kate Winslets or Sarah Brightman - all 3 have fabulous figures.

Have to agree with the above and add Nigella Lawson to the list. Very, sexy ladies who EAT !
Take note Victoria Beckham.