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Chuck Norris Jokes??

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  • 29-06-2007 1:37am
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    cuterob
    Registered Users Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭


    maybe they've come and gone..i've only found this section of the forum..but they are hilarious..they should be stickied and people make up there own ones..its easy..heres my favorite though

    chuck norris invented a time machine and went back in time to save JFK..he caught the three bullets in his teeth and JFK's head blew up in amazement!!


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    Fuzzy_Dunlop
    Registered Users Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Fuzzy_Dunlop


    There you go, hours of fun...although you are a tad late on the uptake


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    Enright
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    Chuck Norris??

    I hear that he wears Paul O' Connell Pyjamas


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Say NO to the Chuck Norris forum.


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    cuterob
    Registered Users Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭cuterob


    ah good stuff


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    slipss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    heard one before from this lunatic that sat beside me on the bus one day coming back from town.

    "When Chuck Norris falls into a lake he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrissed"

    Thought that was pretty good....


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    sd123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭sd123


    chuck norris died 3 times, the grin reaper never had the courage to tell him


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    darkskol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    sd123 wrote:
    chuck norris died 3 times, the grin reaper never had the courage to tell him

    :D Like it


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    jonny72
    Closed Accounts Posts: 674 ✭✭✭jonny72


    Oh hahahha, yeah yeah.. and the one where chuck norris died but he wasnt dead cos hes chuck norris, cos haha he laughs in the face of death, and hes tough, it gets old after one joke. Just because you are 16 and play counterstrike doesn't mean u have to think you have to love chuck norris jokes, or watch knight rider, talk about the a-team or pretend to be interested in the transformers.. cos woaaah thaats sooo zany..


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    jonny72 wrote:
    Oh hahahha, yeah yeah.. and the one where chuck norris died but he wasnt dead cos hes chuck norris, cos haha he laughs in the face of death, and hes tough, it gets old after one joke. Just because you are 16 and play counterstrike doesn't mean u have to think you have to love chuck norris jokes, or watch knight rider, talk about the a-team or pretend to be interested in the transformers.. cos woaaah thaats sooo zany..

    being bitter and negative is a far better option.


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    smilingatyou
    Registered Users Posts: 41 ✭smilingatyou


    The-Rigger wrote:
    being bitter and negative is a far better option.
    chuck norris can bite his own elbow


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    jonny72 wrote:
    Oh hahahha, yeah yeah.. and the one where chuck norris died but he wasnt dead cos hes chuck norris, cos haha he laughs in the face of death, and hes tough, it gets old after one joke. Just because you are 16 and play counterstrike doesn't mean u have to think you have to love chuck norris jokes, or watch knight rider, talk about the a-team or pretend to be interested in the transformers.. cos woaaah thaats sooo zany..

    Chuck Norris would ban your ass for that. If I were you, I'd be gone when he gets here.


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    cornbb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Back OT...

    Chuck Norris defines love as reluctance to kill. If you are alive, Chuck Norris loves you.

    Before going to bed, the Boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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