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Hell

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  • 29-06-2007 9:15am
    #1
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭


    This guy who dies and finds himself in Hell. However, hell was nothing like he had expected. It was a huge bar, swarming with beautiful blondes. And behind the main bar were dozens of liquor bottles, with labels of the finest liquors known to man. So the guy moseys up to the bar, intending to partake of the booze and the women. "I'll have a shot of your finest bourbon," he told the bartender.

    "See all those bottles?" asked the bartender. "They all have holes in the bottom."

    "That's too bad," said the guy. "But at least there's still the women."

    "Yep," replied the barkeep, "but they don't."


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