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Orange Willy

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  • 29-06-2007 9:39pm
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    A man walks into the doctors....
    Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"

    Man - "I've got an orange willy doc."

    Doc - "What?"

    Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."

    Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"

    Man - "Not really."

    Doc - "What about stress at work?"

    Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack."

    Doc - "That sounds very stressful."

    Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated."

    Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"

    Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me down every chance she gets."

    Doc - "That sounds stressful."

    Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."

    Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"

    Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."

    Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"

    Man - "Watch porn videos and eat Monster Munchs."


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