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The difference : Guts or Balls

dohouch · 2007-07-01 08:27:13

Guts and Balls We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:…

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01-07-2007 9:27am

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dohouch

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Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.

We're not suffering, only complaining 😞

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#2 01-07-2007 9:38am
DonkeyStyle \o/

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lol

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#3 01-07-2007 3:16pm
darkskol

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dohouch wrote:

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.

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