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Australian radio - This is absolutely hilarious !!!!!

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  • 02-07-2007 7:42pm
    #1
    Liffeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭


    Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing
    this.
    Many Sydneyfolks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in
    Sydney.
    The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
    The game is called"Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work
    and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If
    the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3
    random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to
    divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for
    verification.
    If their partner answers those same three questions correctly,
    they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several
    months ago made the City of Big Shouldersdrop to its knees with
    laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet.
    Anyway, here's how it all went down:


    DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate
    Match'?"

    Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

    DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold
    Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."


    Contestant: "Brian."

    DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

    Brian: "Yes."

    DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"

    Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

    DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First
    only please."

    Brian: "Sara."

    DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

    Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

    DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

    Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

    DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had
    sex?"

    Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

    DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

    Brian: "About 8 o'clockthis morning."

    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

    Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

    DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

    Brian: "About 10 minutes."

    DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever
    have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

    Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

    DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at
    8 o'clock this morning?"

    Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

    DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

    Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is
    staying with     us for a couple of weeks..."

    DJ: "Uh huh..."

    Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the
    time."
    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

    Brian: "On the kitchen table."

    DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the
    previous hundred
    times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on
    hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

    3 minutes of commercials follow.

    DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"

    (touch tones.....ringing....)
    Clerk: "Kinko's."

    DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

    Clerk: "This is she."

    DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air
    right Now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours
    now."

    Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

    DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows
    not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do
    you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"

    Sarah: "No."

    DJ: "Good!"

    Brian: (laughing)

    Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
    Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay?
    Be completely honest."

    DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions,
    Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will
    be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

    DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

    Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went
    to work."

    DJ: "What time?"

    Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

    DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

    Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

    DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to
    protect     his manhood. We've got one last question,Sarah. You are one
    question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

    DJ: "Where did you have it?"

    Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did
    you?"

    Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

    DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

    Sarah: "Well..."

    DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?


    Sarah: "Up the arse....."

    After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a
    station break"


    happy dayz
    dh


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