Noisy Dog Story

Oliverdog

Pat and Mary were a very hard-working couple, but they couldn't get their rest at night because the next-door man's Rottweiler was left in the garden and barked all through the night.

One night, Pat had had enough of this. He jumped out of bed.

"I'm going to sort this out once and for all", he shouted.
"Oh, do be careful, Pat", said his wife.

Mary could soon hear shouting, snarling and growling from outside. After a few minutes, Pat returned to bed. He was covered in bites and scratches, and was bleeding profusely.

"What happened, Pat", said Mary.

"I've put it in our garden. We'll see how he f*ckin' likes it".

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darkskol

Thats nearly as good as;

How do you stop a dog barking in your back garden?

Put him in the front garden!

or

How do you stop a dog digging up your garden?

You take away his shovel!



I'll get my coat shall I?

Thrill

That's a good one.

Unpossible

man Im really slow this morning, I thought he meant "lets see how the dog likes it"

but now I know better

its even funnier when I figured it out

Papergirl 1

darkskol wrote:

Thats nearly as good as;

How do you stop a dog barking in your back garden?

Put him in the front garden!

or

How do you stop a dog digging up your garden?

You take away his shovel!



I'll get my coat shall I?

This is better!

The Bollox

darkskol wrote:

How do you stop a dog digging up your garden?

lol! my personal joke of the week