Finglas Vasectomy:

patmac

Apologies if done before new on this forum.

After having their 11th child, a Finglas couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.

So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't
want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
the problem, but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a big firework, light it, put
it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Finglas Man said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me"
Trust me, it will do the job" said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count "1, 2, 3, 4, 5",atwhich
point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so that he could
continue counting on his other hand...........This procedure also works in
Cabra,Ballymun, Coolock,Darndale,and anywhere in Blanchardstown.

endplate

Lol

darkskol

heh

cornbb

Very good

The guy

This was originally a hillbilly joke, but still good.

neil_hosey

I can count and im from Finglas..


Still funny though