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duck walks into a bar

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  • 05-07-2007 12:06pm
    #1
    smilingatyou
    Registered Users Posts: 41 ✭


    duck walks into a bar, goes up to the barman,
    "got any bread"
    Barman goes "no fcuk off"
    next day the day comes in.
    "got any bread"
    "no fcuk off would ya"
    next day duck comes in again
    "got any bread"
    barman pissed off says "i you come in again i'll nail your beak to the bar"
    so next day duck comes in and walks up to the pissed barman
    "got any nails"
    "no, fcuk off."
    "got any bread then"


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    #2
    manti452
    Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭manti452


    smilingatyou wrote:
    duck walks into a bar, goes up to the barman,
    "got any bread"
    Barman goes "no fcuk off"
    next day the day comes in.
    "got any bread"
    "no fcuk off would ya"
    next day duck comes in again
    "got any bread"
    barman pissed off says "i you come in again i'll nail your beak to the bar"
    so next day duck comes in and walks up to the pissed barman
    "got any nails"
    "no, fcuk off."
    "got any bread then"

    I love that joke


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    darkskol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    yeah old gold


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    Thrill
    Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    :D nice one


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    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    best one I've read this week!


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